The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[KiwiFuzz]

THE DAY OF THE RAM CLINIC

18 naked dentists in the trailer at RAM CLINIC!

 

[AnOminous]

CW: male violence, mass shooting, terrorism

These absolute faggots are begging for money to continue not being able even to pay their rent and starving alpacas to death.

They're not even pretending to be women now, they're just obvious men larping and brandishing phallic weapons.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

 

[Oxyjen]

Speaking of money…




Isn’t Bonnie’s mother’s name on the mortgage for the tranch?
Sounds like he’s just going to shrug when they default on it.

 

[AprilRains]

The thrust of that comic is that the mother's decisions have made her sad and alone. Bonnie's emphasis is that she doesn't expect to get any money.

Narcissistic piece of shit.

 

[Accidental Protege]

The thrust of that comic is that the mother's decisions have made her sad and alone. Bonnie's emphasis is that she doesn't expect to get any money.

Narcissistic piece of shit.

I don't think I've ever seen him mention his mom outside the context of money

 

[HackerX]

The thrust of that comic is that the mother's decisions have made her sad and alone. Bonnie's emphasis is that she doesn't expect to get any money.

Narcissistic piece of shit.

The only solace I get is we can guarantee his mom is:

A) Happier than him
B) More successful than him
C) More of a woman than him

And even if Paul understands what any of those means, we can safely say he won't ever overtake his mom in any of them.

 

[notafederalagent]

Are there even any structures on this property capable of housing the poor dispossessed Persons of Gender? Or themselves? What’s the situation here, travel trailers?

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Nice view though. I’ve been trying to geolocate it, obviously at one of the reservoirs, possibly up on the edge of the plains.

Here's some other pics of the Boulder County property. Sorry that I'm not posting links, but it's bedtime (tweet id numbers are in the filenames). All came from Phil's or the tranch's twitter. There appears to be housing on the opposite shore and that white warehouse type building on the left side of the first picture will probably be the easiest to find from an aerial view. The mountains in the background should also help narrow things down.



Edit to add the gofundme full size pic. What's that pvc thing on the left side of the pic?





Interior shot of a building on the site:



New socials:
https://kolektiva.social/@TenaciousUnicornRanch (https://archive.ph/mmqSc)
https://kolektiva.social/@SteampunkPenny (https://archive.ph/UDMrs)

 

[A Grey Cat]

Dammit earl!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fo...-responding-to-shooting-on-north-academy/amp/
Only tangential to the tranch, let's see if they have anything to say when they eventually get up.

 

[Näkki]

I do love all the extra nutrients that come from having your workshop in the kitchen. Sawdust adds that extra crunchiness to any meal. Makes it last longer for the less desirables too.

Pass the hacksaw for the roast.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Maybe Phil has finally arrived at a final solution for the "alpaca problem". Here is the butcher shop where they'll disassemble the alpaca corpses, vacuum-seal the parts in freezer bags, and sell them to the unwitting as Artisanally Sourced and Organically Curated Unicorn Steak™ .

Whoever the mad lad is that's generating all their new logos can have a field day creating the branding and packaging for this new and exciting (but inevitably doomed as all Phil's ideas are) business venture.

 

[Näkki]

Again, dog treats. They're missing out on a market there. Basically sun and weather dried while still on the bone.

 

[Need4Sneed]

Looks like they are grifting off of last night mass shooting at a gay club in Colorado.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Big tragedy happened so come bring us food

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"Gosh, that could have been me. I mean, if I had been at that nightclub instead of cowering inside the tranch house, getting high on gender euphoria and weed, and struggling with social anxiety. But other than that, I dodged a bullet by not being there getting railed by all my really heckin' super queer lesbian lovers. Now I'm asking if you could maybe throw a few bucks my way so I can buy a Transformer. Crying and shaking rn, and I need to start the healing process." - Kevryn, probably

 

[Bob_]

Big tragedy happened so come bring us food

Imagine this scenario: you and some of your man-whore friends decide that decompressing in the middle of nowhere with queer allies sounds like a great way to spend a Sunday.

You rock up with a plate of brownies to the moonscape that stinks of alpaca piss and shit. You get out of your car and are physically assaulted by the smell.
You are greeted by some ogres with assault rifles and full larp army gear. They demand to see your gay-card before they let you in. One of them keeps demanding if you are Earl, or if you know who Earl is.
You go into the filthy house that stinks of trans piss, shit and stink ditches.
You are forced to listen to hours of deranged ranting by Penny and the fed-poster guy. They keep asserting that you are trans, that every man is trans they just don't know it yet.
A blond goblin occasionally appears and scurries to the fridge to get some suspicious coloured juice, all the while screeching how they don't have the spoons to deal with anything right now!
You eventually are able to leave, as you walk to your vehicle you try to make no sudden moves to avoid being gunned down.

 

[CIS White Droid]

Big tragedy happened so come bring us food

"We're here for you in these trying times. What do you mean you didn't bring any food?!"

 

[MetalParakeet]

Imagine this scenario: you and some of your man-whore friends decide that decompressing in the middle of nowhere with queer allies sounds like a great way to spend a Sunday.

You rock up with a plate of brownies to the moonscape that stinks of alpaca piss and shit. You get out of your car and are physically assaulted by the smell.
You are greeted by some ogres with assault rifles and full larp army gear. They demand to see your gay-card before they let you in. One of them keeps demanding if you are Earl, or if you know who Earl is.
You go into the filthy house that stinks of trans piss, shit and stink ditches.
You are forced to listen to hours of deranged ranting by Penny and the fed-poster guy. They keep asserting that you are trans, that every man is trans they just don't know it yet.
A blond goblin occasionally appears and scurries to the fridge to get some suspicious coloured juice, all the while screeching how they don't have the spoons to deal with anything right now!
You eventually are able to leave, as you walk to your vehicle you try to make no sudden moves to avoid being gunned down.

Whoever goes will never be allowed to leave.

If you took a shot for every time penny says the word "train" on the unicorn account, uoud die. Hes been manically sperging about building a troon army for like 6 hours. It's like he's having a psychotic break

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

"We're here for you in these trying times. What do you mean you didn't bring any food?!"
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That fucking tranny trigger finger...wtf...

Everything is crooked about these mother fuckers...

 

[Oxyjen]

Whoever goes will never be allowed to leave.

If you took a shot for every time penny says the word "train" on the unicorn account, uoud die. Hes been manically sperging about building a troon army for like 6 hours. It's like he's having a psychotic break

This is a Big Fucking Deal, I’m not surprised they can’t stop posting about it.

Instead of a partially invented, mythical assailant, it was a real one and people died. A real MAGA chud, intent on killing actual queers succeeded, right in their nearest city.

It validates the whole of Phil’s gun and army training obsession that the tranch revolves around.

Any more peaceable lefties who doubted his paranoid and gun-toting approach are proven wrong.

This has the potential to be a new Earl-grade earner for them.

The icing on the cake will be if it was specifically to do with the drag queen stuff, or if they can claim any kind of connection to someone who was there.

Wild times. FWIW I am sorry to hear about it.