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[WhiteNight]

Wow, I had not seen that video before. That is bonkers. And when she got called out for it, she posted an article about how people are just hating on her because she's a BLACK WOMAN in America, and how it was a "trivial" math error. Bitch wtf. Is this real life?

Archive here: https://archive.ph/xPJZR

However, what you can't see in the archive is perhaps the funniest thing about that article, which is the parade of simps in the comments assuring her that she's a brilliant beautiful black woman. Yet no one with the remotest sense of scale could believe Bloomberg has cash on hand to give every American a million dollars.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it worked better when tumblr worked as a containment zone for this kind of people. Now that twitter's breached too, they're gonna spill all over the rest of the Internet again.

And then we relentlessly bully them until they cry and commit sudoku.

 

[Vott]

Nothing of value has been lost that night either.

 

[AnOminous]

They really think comparing Elon Musk to a majestic dragon is somehow an own against Musk? Because it makes him sound pretty metal actually.

 

[Markass the Worst]

They really think comparing Elon Musk to a majestic dragon is somehow an own against Musk? Because it makes him sound pretty metal actually.

These people are starting to make me like someone who I don't even like that much in the first place.

 

[Vott]

These people are starting to make me like someone who I don't even like that much in the first place.

I remember when Elon tweeted out "Pronouns suck" years ago and pissed off a lot of people, Including his wife who went off on him on there, That shit was funny.
Notch did something similar before that also had funny results.


There's still some leftover reactions from the time too

 

[Manat]

 

[fakemon]

Have you ever before seen the mainstream media push an alt tech platform this hard?

yes. facebook and twitter when they were starting out.

 

[Goofy Logic]

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Flounce: To leave an internet group or thread with exaggerated drama

 

[Barry McKockner]

They really think comparing Elon Musk to a majestic dragon is somehow an own against Musk? Because it makes him sound pretty metal actually.

The fact that they think people "just sit on" 100 billion dollars like it's in a bank account makes me laugh my ass off.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

1. No one gives a shit if these people leave.

2. They aren't actually leaving. They're fucking addicted, spineless and legitimately cannot function without their precious bird app, because they have nothing else in their vapid lives. When they're still tweeting a few weeks from now they'll attempt to spin it as "I'm actually staying to fight orange bad man and his nazi army!" but everyone knows it's just cope and hollow virtue signaling.

 

[Vott]

Praying for you to touch some grass and to teach your gospel to Brain the Godless.




I'm sure whoever does will when they make your thread in Animal Control one of these days

 

[AnOminous]

The fact that they think people "just sit on" 100 billion dollars like it's in a bank account makes me laugh my ass off.

Everyone knows real billionaires buy a bunch of gold coins and swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck.

 

[NoReturn]

This should be a HUGE wake-up call for alt-tech. Nevermind the actual hardware side of things, they better be prerpared for when these fucks start to force changes to the sites in general via mob rule.

Unless said owners of alt-tech are aligned with them, in which case, they were doomed from the start.

The happiest words of tongue and pen are written thus: Null was right again.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

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"A person I dislike shouldn't be allowed to say anything! He's like super-ultra-omega Hitler and he'll kill you via subhypnotic commands hidden in his tweets!"

"I'M NOT DELUSIONAL! YOU'RE DELUSIONAL!!!"

 

[The Doom Slayer]

 

[teriyakiburns]

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These people are acting like it's a fucking warzone. It's a shitty blog website.

 

[NoReturn]

Mastadon salt on top of twitter salt. I'm gonna need to eat some avocados.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Oh to be a fly on the wall at the complaints department in any of these new platforms following the mass exodus of the perpetually-offended.
Constantly inundated with
"I don't feel safe"
"Someone said something ableist/racist/sexist and I want them banned" "if you don't hire me immediately to combat transphobia on this website, you're a biggot and I'll let all 1300 of my followers know it"

The desperate scrabble to reestablish themselves at the top of the oppression pile in this unexpected power vaccum promises to be a fine harvest.

 

[Mothra1988]

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594197468970946560

So much for being on board with the ADL. LOL