Artcow Bryce Cherry / dev-catscratch - [CONFEDENTIAL] Human PSA with many strange autistic obsessions, failed extortionist

So... apparently he's having a bumpbow 30th birthday party for himself.
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The very first beer I ever tried on my 30th birthday.
One of the things that should be offered at a Bumpbows-themed party where all of the guests (any age or gender, expecting or not) wear exposed Bumpbows - please note that it is always safe not to drink while pregnant.
It looks like the loneliest (and bizarre) birthday ever :heart-empty:
 
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Ooomegah said:
So... apparently he's having a bumpbow 30th birthday party for himself.
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The very first beer I ever tried on my 30th birthday.
One of the things that should be offered at a Bumpbows-themed party where all of the guests (any age or gender, expecting or not) wear exposed Bumpbows - please note that it is always safe not to drink while pregnant.
It looks like the loneliest (and bizarre) birthday ever :heart-empty:
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If I could rate this horrifying, I would do so in a heartbeat...

This is someone who will die alone... *sigh*
 
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Ooomegah said:
So... apparently he's having a bumpbow 30th birthday party for himself.
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And he's drinking a Kirin beer, which was also in his "party pack" photo that he posted a couple of days ago. That means the condoms and the mint-flavored slime and the (*shudder*) duck-shaped anal intruder were for him to celebrate his birthday with his plushies...
 
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Muscle Bra said:
And he's drinking a Kirin beer, which was also in his "party pack" photo that he posted a couple of days ago. That means the condoms and the mint-flavored slime and the (*shudder*) duck-shaped anal intruder were for him to celebrate his birthday with his plushies...
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I really should've guessed "party" was shorthand for "masturbating furiously alone in my room". *sigh*
 
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Bugaboo said:
He had to throw in "don't drink while pregnant" but he worded it in a weird way "always safe not to drink while pregnant"
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Taken out of context, it's implied he's willing to offer alcohol to minors. The way he writes doesn't help this.

Also, I mentioned this before on the DA horrors thread, but I need to mention this again...

I sadly know this guy. Used to watch my gallery for years. I tolerated him at best, but even then, I always thought he was a complete oddball. But his recent interest with the bumpbows crossed a line for me. Just the fact that he takes pictures of himself wearing it and showing it off on the internet. Let's just say that I hope the person who made this should feel horrified that he's basically the unofficial spokesperson for Bumpbows. He's been blocked for a month now, but I should've did it years ago. I regret not going through more of his gallery, but at the same time, part of me wanted to ask him what the fuck is going on in that mind of his.
 
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Ooomegah said:
So... apparently he's having a bumpbow 30th birthday party for himself.
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EYa5gui.jpg

The very first beer I ever tried on my 30th birthday.
One of the things that should be offered at a Bumpbows-themed party where all of the guests (any age or gender, expecting or not) wear exposed Bumpbows - please note that it is always safe not to drink while pregnant.
It looks like the loneliest (and bizarre) birthday ever :heart-empty:
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That grin in the first picture... You're not even remotely trying to be sexy. Just stop.

Also, that is a very sad way to celebrate a 30-year birthday. I'm amazed that even his parented wanted nothing to do with him on that day. Then again, considering how he turned out. I think that's for the best.
 
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Muscle Bra said:
And he's drinking a Kirin beer, which was also in his "party pack" photo that he posted a couple of days ago. That means the condoms and the mint-flavored slime and the (*shudder*) duck-shaped anal intruder were for him to celebrate his birthday with his plushies...
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Seems like you're spot on, he also posted a picture of him with the snickers bar from the party pack (with a disturbing comment no less). Now please excuse me while I'm trying to get rid of the mental image of him with the duck anal intruder *sigh*

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One of the things I will use in a (strictly) "adults only" Bumpbows-themed party where all of the guests wear Bumpbows in their proper place and show them off.
You may know the slogan of Snickers is "Really Satisifies" - I'm sure you know what really satisfies (and therefore is never boring) in such parties...
 
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Super Collie said:
What are those things under the Snickers bar? They look like condoms, which is weirding me out.

Also if he's intending to ingest that Nickelodeon slime -- through any hole -- he shouldn't be using a fucking bleach bottle. :'(
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Funny enough, there's a certain subsect of autism "Mother Warriors" who've latched on to the idea that giving their little spergs bleach enemas will cure their autism. So Bryce unfortunately wouldn't be the first to jam a bleach bottle where the sun don't shine. Nor would that be the creepiest or saddest part of this party.
 
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Admiral Piett said:
It's like this guy never grew out of playing Mums and Dads as a kid.

What do you guys think triggered this interest in children and childcare?
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No clue... television?

I do know allot of adults who do like allot of shows aimed at tykes. I will admit, I have a soft spot for Franklin the turtle and Timothy goes to School, but I am not going to make weird fetish art of it.

He reminds me of Mojorokka or how you say his name. He had a fetish for Dora the Explorer.
 
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Ooomegah said:
Seems like you're spot on, he also posted a picture of him with the snickers bar from the party pack (with a disturbing comment no less). Now please excuse me while I'm trying to get rid of the mental image of him with the duck anal intruder *sigh*

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One of the things I will use in a (strictly) "adults only" Bumpbows-themed party where all of the guests wear Bumpbows in their proper place and show them off.
You may know the slogan of Snickers is "Really Satisifies" - I'm sure you know what really satisfies (and therefore is never boring) in such parties...
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Here's a similar pic with Twix.

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So I guess I'll be the one to ask. Since it was revealed that his "party" was just him sitting in his room eating a whole box of ice cream cones and jerking off to Double Dare or whatever, did he post any pictures making creeper smiles with that duck bottle of his?

Also, does this guy only own just that one shirt?
 
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