Inactive Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok - Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad

[Jewelsmakerguy]

At that weight, the skin is actually hard pressed to contain the revolting mountains of gelatinous lard inside the person. Sometimes, it literally just breaks open and oozes. He probably just has burst blood vessels from the surface flesh stretching beyond its natural limits.

And that's why I'm amazed the fatass is still alive. Between the 'Beetus, fat and possible blood loss. It's a miracle (kinda stretching that term, though) he's got enough strength to barely take a breath (Which to him, should count as his daily exercise at this point), let alone make fetish videos and get off from the hate he receives.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

I found this guy's Facebook from a friend outside the Farms. Looks like Chance Carmichael is a commie bastard. Ironically I'm almost positive that any commie regime would put this lardass in a working camp.
Here it is my friends!

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

'Comedian'

 

[The Great Chandler]

He's gonna be one of the first people in Kiwi Farms to die earlier. This worries me. D:

 

[Pinball Lizard]

He's gonna be one of the first people in Kiwi Farms to die earlier. This worries me. D:

I think it's between him, FVG, and Sick Nick (pedoforks don't last long in the big house) for who dies first.

 

[A Skeleton]

I think it's between him, FVG, and Sick Nick (pedoforks don't last long in the big house) for who dies first.

don't forget Tammy Slaton

 

[that1guy]

'Comedian'

Well, it is funny how he's doing so much damage to himself and thinks he's in the right. But not "ha ha" funny.

 

[sm0t]

I'm guessing that he hasn't updated his Facebook info in a while, since I don't think he can do most of what's in his Personal Interests anymore.

Spoiler: Personal Interests

Stand-up comedy, standing up, upstanding, stand upping, comedy stand-ups, standing up friends, upping the stand on comedy, comedying standing upping, comedy, determining whether cats like or dislike him, and Buffy.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

don't forget Tammy Slaton

Don't forget Striker Wolf either.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Alright thanks to @Durable Mike Malloy, here's some more information on Chance Carmichael!

Chance's personal fb - he posts so much crap all the time:
https://www.facebook.com/HowLovelyToBeAWerewolf
He has a lot of old accounts; here are just a few:
http://allpoetry.com/WorstNinjaEver
http://storywrite.com/WorstNinjaEver
http://web.archive.org/web/20091102085252/http://thefreakingawesome.xanga.com/

Sister:
https://www.facebook.com/the.robinc - interestingly, she increased her privacy settings at the same time Chance responded to us.
https://www.instagram.com/robincarmichael/
https://twitter.com/robincarmichael
http://web.archive.org/web/20120322205751/http://robbiec08.xanga.com/

Mom:
https://www.facebook.com/mckansas - "Matilda" is one of their dog's names.
https://www.facebook.com/melinda.carmichael.54
https://twitter.com/mckansas
Mom was working from home as a freelance technical writer, but discovered there was more demand for online erotica and romance ghostwriting.
https://www.upwork.com/o/profiles/users/_~01b43f35ee663ec549/
Mom's health:
https://www.youcaring.com/medical-fundraiser/liver-transplant/77299
https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/k3s1/livertransplanttreatment
Mom's bankruptcy:
http://www.ksb.uscourts.gov/index.p...-carmichael-et-al-doc-36?showall=&limitstart=

Brother (they're distant):
https://www.facebook.com/cole.carmichael.90
https://www.reddit.com/user/KateUptonsCumback

Dad (they're estranged):
https://www.facebook.com/daniel.carmichael.735

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Alright thanks to @Durable Mike Malloy, here's some more information on Chance Carmichael!

Chance's personal fb - he posts so much crap all the time:
https://www.facebook.com/HowLovelyToBeAWerewolf
He has a lot of old accounts; here are just a few:
http://allpoetry.com/WorstNinjaEver
http://storywrite.com/WorstNinjaEver
http://web.archive.org/web/20091102085252/http://thefreakingawesome.xanga.com/

Sister:
https://www.facebook.com/the.robinc - interestingly, she increased her privacy settings at the same time Chance responded to us.
https://www.instagram.com/robincarmichael/
https://twitter.com/robincarmichael
http://web.archive.org/web/20120322205751/http://robbiec08.xanga.com/

Mom:
https://www.facebook.com/mckansas - "Matilda" is one of their dog's names.
https://www.facebook.com/melinda.carmichael.54
https://twitter.com/mckansas
Mom was working from home as a freelance technical writer, but discovered there was more demand for online erotica and romance ghostwriting.
https://www.upwork.com/o/profiles/users/_~01b43f35ee663ec549/
Mom's health:
https://www.youcaring.com/medical-fundraiser/liver-transplant/77299
https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/k3s1/livertransplanttreatment
Mom's bankruptcy:
http://www.ksb.uscourts.gov/index.p...-carmichael-et-al-doc-36?showall=&limitstart=

Brother (they're distant):
https://www.facebook.com/cole.carmichael.90
https://www.reddit.com/user/KateUptonsCumback

Dad (they're estranged):
https://www.facebook.com/daniel.carmichael.735

Great haul, Dirk! I think @Durable Mike Malloy found the Facebook & some of the stuff about his mom already, but this is awesome, thank you.

I also didn't realize Mama Carmichael did erotic writing. That's pretty rad. Though this could also lend credence to the theory that she accepts her son's fetish, & even enables him.

EDIT:

 

[Kitlen]

His birth order paper is rather enlightening to his family dynamics.

http://storywrite.com/story/7686621-My-Birth-Order-Discoveries-by-WorstNinjaEver
Archived: http://web.archive.org/save/http://...-My-Birth-Order-Discoveries-by-WorstNinjaEver

 

[MG 620]

His birth order paper is rather enlightening to his family dynamics.

http://storywrite.com/story/7686621-My-Birth-Order-Discoveries-by-WorstNinjaEver
Archived: http://web.archive.org/save/http://...-My-Birth-Order-Discoveries-by-WorstNinjaEver

"So, there you have it. I also blame the reason on getting no ladies on the fact that there are no middle borns left in the world, just stuck up first borns and shallow last borns. = )"

And here we are 10 years later and he is desperately trying to attract gay fat admirers on the internet.

Oh, and he's supposedly well over 600 pounds. Almost forgot that bit.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

"So, there you have it. I also blame the reason on getting no ladies on the fact that there are no middle borns left in the world, just stuck up first borns and shallow last borns. = )"

And here we are 10 years later and he is desperately trying to attract gay fat admirers on the internet.

Oh, and he's supposedly well over 600 pounds. Almost forgot that bit.

According to his tumblr page he's over 700 and is aiming for 800 now. Someone might want to edit the thread title to reflect that.

 

[MG 620]

According to his tumblr page he's over 700 and is aiming for 800 now. Someone might want to edit the thread title to reflect that.

OH MY GOD!

Soon he's nothing but a massive fat pad.

 

[CatFace]

Great haul, Dirk! I think @Durable Mike Malloy found the Facebook & some of the stuff about his mom already, but this is awesome, thank you.

I also didn't realize Mama Carmichael did erotic writing. That's pretty rad. Though this could also lend credence to the theory that she accepts her son's fetish, & even enables him.

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Aw, it's kind of cute he is following in mommy's footsteps with his erotica. Too bad he is slowly killing himself with his fetish.

Also a +1 for the theory that his mom is his camera man... I hope he uses a tripod-san for the "fat pad fucking" videos...

 

[VJ 343]

I found this guy's Facebook from a friend outside the Farms. Looks like Chance Carmichael is a commie bastard. Ironically I'm almost positive that any commie regime would put this lardass in a working camp.
Here it is my friends!

I have noticed a lot of people who are unable to support (heh, heh) themselves advocate communism.

Usually they want to be able to work and what little work they can do due to illness/disability/poor circumstance will support a modest life. But not this guy (obligatory mention of eating a person raw here to turn him off of falling to another demeaning comment), no Chance wants communism because it's a convenient way to cover his selfish fetishism.

Communism doesn't allow people to consume to excess, you know.

 

[Red_Rager]

I have noticed a lot of people who are unable to support (heh, heh) themselves advocate communism.

Usually they want to be able to work and what little work they can do due to illness/disability/poor circumstance will support a modest life. But not this guy (obligatory mention of eating a person raw here to turn him off of falling to another demeaning comment), no Chance wants communism because it's a convenient way to cover his selfish fetishism.

Communism doesn't allow people to consume to excess, you know.

<Communist Mode>
Look at that pig, comrades, literally eating himself to the early grave while our brothers and sisters starve to death. What you see before you is not a man but a pig created by the excess that the capitalist system allows. The bourgeoisie are like locusts stripping away much needed resources from the proletariat. Let this be an example of why we must reject the excess and indulgence encouraged by the capitalist system and continue our struggle.
</Communist Mode>

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

OH MY GOD!

Soon he's nothing but a massive fat pad.

A bruised, diabetus-filled fat pad.

 

[Mr Pizza]

Maybe its the Easter cocktails talking, but Chance, maybe you could like... consider making some life changes? Sure you're a weird communist fat fetish guy but it's probably not too late to look into bari surgery and stuff. I bet we'd be surprisingly supportive if you were looking for help.