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I get a lot of joy knowing that I have functioning, non-mutilated genitalia and Elliot doesn't.
Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet
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I get a lot of joy knowing that I have functioning, non-mutilated genitalia and Elliot doesn't.
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In other Thanksgiving gratitude, I'm glad my eyes work, and Elliot's don't, because even his own brain hates him so much it's eating his eyeballs.
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The goddamned farms make me thankful. Thankful that there is a place left to call a spayed male a spayed male; a place where we can pop popcorn and watch these chucklefucks get roasted eventually with their own bullshit. Elliot- you and Lucas are the best advertisement we have had in a hot minute I think. Visitors are up, lag is down, and winter is somewhere out there expanding their rent free abode. And there’s nothing you can do about any of that. So thanks and happy thanksgiving ya scamming rapist troon fuck. Try not to consent accident the turkey.
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I made a thing.
I'm actually going to order a custom mug.
I'm actually going to order a custom mug.
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If you actually order this as a real mug and I saw a picture of it IRL, I think I could retire my Kiwi Farms account happily knowing my time here was well spent. o7
Also very kino font.
Perhaps “consent accident” themed merch needs to be part of @Null ’s next merch run.
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I think it is fucking high time for a consent accident silver dollar. This time we don't share the proceeds with the person, ok?
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But at least it won't cost you a dick!
Need4Sneed
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This is a promotional item. Where is the Honeycomb.io logo?
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That costs extra, but it comes with free dog hairs.
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Nate Dingus
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Consent accident is unintentionally brilliant as a satire of corporate HR speak and woke discourse forming an unholy hybrid. Reminds me of some of the more poetic CWCisms.
In some ways, Elliot is just Chris-Chan with tiger parents and a marketable skill
In some ways, Elliot is just Chris-Chan with tiger parents and a marketable skill
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Alright, I haven’t checked in on this thread in a dog’s age. Where are the deets on his suffocation fetish?
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Put that shit on redbubble or something
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And also a proclivity to rape people who aren't his own mother, which I suppose does put him in a slightly higher category of shit.
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I'm planning to have the logo on the bottom of the mug since its colours doesn't go very well with the BW tranny creepy AGP "tech" worker palette.
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It was a very long week and one of the few things that kept me from losing my cool was watching this thread develop.
For this Thanksgiving, I give thanks to Null and everyone at the Farms for standing strong in an effort for us to point and laugh at these extraordinary individuals together.
But most of all, thank you Elliot, for doing all of this for free. I couldn't ask for a more hilarious retard to laugh at. I have yet to see another cow nuke their own reputation to the outside world this quickly. I have sincerely woken up every morning since the farms have been back, excited to read what more is found out about Mister Fong's checkered past.
For this Thanksgiving, I give thanks to Null and everyone at the Farms for standing strong in an effort for us to point and laugh at these extraordinary individuals together.
But most of all, thank you Elliot, for doing all of this for free. I couldn't ask for a more hilarious retard to laugh at. I have yet to see another cow nuke their own reputation to the outside world this quickly. I have sincerely woken up every morning since the farms have been back, excited to read what more is found out about Mister Fong's checkered past.
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Surely it should be a bar, instead of a round?
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I'm thankful for Null, our new powerful friends who entered the picture exactly when we needed them, and each and every last one of you beautiful retards. Also, that my genitals are functional and not Frankensteined together out of pieces of my colon.
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A Consent Accident Metal Card would probably best capture Elliot's profile likeness
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It should be shaped like an axe.
Because, ya know, axe wound.
Call it "Consent Axe-dent"