Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Haha people believed in a fake lawyer.
Believing in a real lawyer is bad enough.

 

[Potatoherder]

A LadyRackets OnlyFans is a case of when and not if at this point. He seems way too hung up and defensive about this porn stuff for it not to happen.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Is a single one of them not a cow?

Melanie seems like one of the good ones. The asian one I don't know but everyone else is a cow in waiting especially chrissie.

 

[Oivey Cuervo]

A LadyRackets OnlyFans is a case of when and not if at this point. He seems way too hung up and defensive about this porn stuff for it not to happen.

 

[ffo kcuF]

Is a single one of them not a cow?

No, they are all cows. They are thirst posters and they cope really hard about it. They'll say "porn bad mmkay" and that makes it all ok apparently.

 

[feral cat #6385]

There must be some sort of term for when a herd of LOL cows flock around a particular cow to protect it.

 

[None More Black]

can you imagine existing as one of the people who paid the ball-do guy 50 bucks to do a toast to your dead dad lmao

 

[Phony Chicken]

can you imagine existing as one of the people who paid the ball-do guy 50 bucks to do a toast to your dead dad lmao

"ok, I'll get back to the Balldo review in just a second. I just saw this superchat I want to address. BigDeal89 says "Hey Nick, my Purple Heart recipient dad, who rescued a school bus of children from being killed by the Taliban, just died from burnpit cancer. Can you give him a toast?"

 

[TheClappening]

What is with this "I'm not against porn!" angle they're going for on stream? Nick has regularly talked about porn stars and stuff over the years so who cares. This is some weird SHYSTA LAWYER goal post moving. People are just surprised that the guy that constantly says how bad of an idea it is to share lewds has shared lewds. That's it.

I'm not watching so I don't know what exactly he said, but Nick's been very much against porn for a while. Not because of muh Commandments, but because he thinks it's destructive and demeaning to the producers and the consoomers. He's also free speech, so while he doesn't like porn he thinks it's protected. That's ultimately a pretty reasonable position.

Which makes the lingerie pictures even funnier. YMMV on whether that's porn or not, but at the very least it's a few strips of fabric from being actual porn.

The bottle between the asscheeks is arguably a silly shitpost and ultimately a nothingburger. Nick allowing his wife to post racy pictures when he's been against that behavior up until a few months ago is what makes it shitty.

His current backpedal/cope of "people on the internet (read: Kiwifarms) don't know how to have fun anymore!" is shit. I can't speak for everyone, but I'm annoyed not about the racy pics themselves, but because of the hypocrisy.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Might make some clips later if I want to stomach watching this through again at 2x speed, but the coping/goalpost moving is unreal. Rackets saying shit like 'well the pics aren't lewd, there's no balls or hanging labia so we thought they were fine to post.' 'There are swimsuits that cover less than her underwear in those pics.' What about the pic of both of you naked holding your swimsuits? You call a shot of your wife in lingerie with a whiskey bottle in her ass not lewd? Why was it posted in the lewd/coomer NSFW channel of your discord then if it wasn't lewd?

 

[Henry of Skalitz]

Little disappointed, I was working, listening to Jim talk about a ha-whiskey bottle UP Racket's Hank Hill ass, I come home as soon as a can, log on and it's just in his crack. Sad.

 

[ffo kcuF]

The consensus seems to be that Nick did nothing wrong, lady Rackets pictures are ok and not sexual, nothing wrong by posting them, Balldo hasn't been brought up, Nicks coomer Discord wasn't brought up. Venti and Melonie approved.

Venti and Anna have been thirst posting for years and they're coping as much as Nick, nothing sexual about them at all apparently lol, why do they even bother?

 

[feral cat #6385]

The consensus seems to be that Nick did nothing wrong, lady Rackets pictures are ok and not sexual, nothing wrong by posting them, Balldo hasn't been brought up, Nicks coomer Discord wasn't brought up. Venti and Melonie approved.

Venti and Anna have been thirst posting for years and they're coping as much as Nick, nothing sexual about them at all apparently lol, why do they even bother?

I would expect nothing less from something named "Simpcast."

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I think the most disappointing thing is that we never got an Alex Jones Lawsuit stream. The old rackets would have done it on odysee, runble, everywhere. This new rackets is less law, more baldo.

This is precisely why I stopped watching and canceled my locals sub. I like being educated+entertained. Like old history channel, discovery channel, TechTV before G4 bought it and turned it into gamer-bro bullshit, etc. etc.
Going over lawsuits while being witty and funny. Learn and laugh.
Now it's just normie boring + degenerate bullshit.
The turning point for me was the Jamaica stream. Where he said he's going to do whatever makes him more money. Fine, whatever, chase that dollar. But it's the exact opposite of what he used to say. He used to say he'd do whatever he finds fun and never expected any superchats or any money from it. The streams just aren't what I signed up for anymore.

Also 2+ hours of supertoasts makes me want to neck myself.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Let this be a lesson: whores will always be your downfall if you don't navigate around them and avoid falling into the pitfalls that come with being with one.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

This is precisely why I stopped watching and canceled my locals sub. I like being educated+entertained. Like old history channel, discovery channel, TechTV before G4 bought it and turned it into gamer-bro bullshit, etc. etc.
Going over lawsuits while being witty and funny. Learn and laugh.
Now it's just normie boring + degenerate bullshit.
The turning point for me was the Jamaica stream. Where he said he's going to do whatever makes him more money. Fine, whatever, chase that dollar. But it's the exact opposite of what he used to say. He used to say he'd do whatever he finds fun and never expected any superchats or any money from it. The streams just aren't what I signed up for anymore.

Also 2+ hours of supertoasts makes me want to neck myself.

Lol, who the fuck pays for content. None of the content from Nick that you liked was paywalled either.

Also on a more serious note, the number of sad dead ferret toasts have dropped a ton since the youtube suspension. Which of you fuckers wished on a Monkeys Paw to get rid of the toasts and accidentally brought this degeneracy upon us?

 

[Local Fed]

I'm not particularly disappointed at Nick, I just think all of this is funny and retarded. The way he's framing things is pretty gay though so actually I suppose there's a bit of disappointment after all.

If I was him, after I was finished doing a whole bunch of remorseful squats and shoulder shrugs, I'd just say that putting the pics out was pretty foolish as is much of the response (like people going full Amerimutt and making up fantasies of his wife getting blacked by Drex, lying about how he had the bottle up his actual asshole, etc.) Lady Rackets putting out the lingerie ass pic is far worse in my opinion, but still overblown because it's the internet (hint: this is why you shouldn't do that in the first place because whether you're showing your cheeks in some lacy panties or you're posting a 4k image of your balloon knot people are going to go crazy about it.) There's a difference between some kind of frat house type shitpost (Nick with the bottle) compared to "I'm proud of my body and wanna show it off uwu."

Anyways, he won't listen to anyone here; it's been discussed ad nauseam, but his sex talk so much on the show is a bit much. His (and Drex's) excuse of "people (specifically the Right) are too uptight" is dumb. If it was the occasional thing here and there I don't think that people would mind. It's something he gets shit for because it's not what a lot of people come (haha I said "come" lol sex) to listen to (some, however, do and if he's more interested in attracting that audience he's well within his rights.) In an online world where almost every forum has coomers posting titty pics to draw the eye to their bullshit and everyone is shilling an Onlyfans account sometimes people just want a reprieve from that and not in some "People need you to be Fred Rogers" sort of way, but because people know how to get to Pornhub on their own if they need to.

 

[Ike Aim]

lol

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He's got the thot army defending him now

Brittler somehow baited Nick into defending child porn (10-year old Brook Shields). This is great.

edit: and then Anna went and posted the CP in question to their group chat to prove how cool she is with all of it.

 

[ffo kcuF]

Brittler somehow baited Nick into defending child porn (10-year old Brook Shields). This is great.

Anna to lol, they are defending a sexually suggestive drawing of a kid, yikes

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Rackets lets a nigger fuck his wife. He's proud of this. He is happy with this.
That's really all anyone needs to know about Rackets.