Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

AirdropShitposts said:
Eight years ago, the Kiwi Farms ruined Jake's life and set him on the path to homeless in a month by saying he was a white supremacist, this is why Jake hates Twitter which he has never stopped using as his only means of communication with the outside world for the eight years since:
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We somehow accomplished that two years before Jake even had a thread here.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Eight years ago, the Kiwi Farms ruined Jake's life and set him on the path to homeless in a month by saying he was a white supremacist, this is why Jake hates Twitter which he has never stopped using as his only means of communication with the outside world for the eight years since:
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Lol, no one, no one at all, thinks Jake was “part of some elite club of super hot and popular girls.”
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What people believe is that that’s what Jake hoped to be when he started orbiting Zoe Quinn.

As for his sexual fantasies involving him and Graham Linehan, I give it a year before they escalate to Linehan actually raping him.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Eight years ago, the Kiwi Farms ruined Jake's life and set him on the path to homeless in a month by saying he was a white supremacist, this is why Jake hates Twitter which he has never stopped using as his only means of communication with the outside world for the eight years since:
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Jake is literally a Nazi. He spends every waking moment on a platform owned by a South African apartheid racist.

Obviously he supports all this.
Tragi-Chan said:
What people believe is that that’s what Jake hoped to be when he started orbiting Zoe Quinn.

As for his sexual fantasies involving him and Graham Linehan, I give it a year before they escalate to Linehan actually raping him.
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Jake will never get over that he is the one low-T beta male who even Zoe Quinn wouldn't suck off.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
So now people said that he ran a major newspaper... and they accuse him of having sex with glinner as part of it...

Not in this timeline. Who the fuck would accuse him of being the head of a major newspaper?
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Ah, the fun of watching Jake's lies grow in real time. He's the one who lies that he's a journalist when it suits him, a lie literally no one believes, but that's grown into something his enemies have picked up on and exaggerated beyond all reason. Because somehow, all Jake's enemies share his compulsion to lie through frequent escalation and exaggeration, but basing these rumours on the obvious lie Jake told to begin with.

So Jake's enemies, stalkers of some renown, aren't aware of how Jake has been steadily building up his interactions with Glinner from a handful of polite DMs to Glinner leaving his wife in the hopes of seducing the delicate maiden Violet Ocean. Instead they're just taking that very real thing that happened and making ridiculous claims based on the barest nub of truth, to try and discredit Jake.

It must be so fortunate to have enemies that think exactly like you do at all times. No wonder Jake remains one step ahead, has never been doxed, and has yet to be murdered by the thousands-strong six men in a basement running bot accounts to harass him.

Tl;dr: Jake has no theory of mind and is just a world class projectionist. But we knew that already.
 
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Next Task said:
Ah, the fun of watching Jake's lies grow in real time. He's the one who lies that he's a journalist when it suits him, a lie literally no one believes, but that's grown into something his enemies have picked up on and exaggerated beyond all reason. Because somehow, all Jake's enemies share his compulsion to lie through frequent escalation and exaggeration, but basing these rumours on the obvious lie Jake told to begin with.

So Jake's enemies, stalkers of some renown, aren't aware of how Jake has been steadily building up his interactions with Glinner from a handful of polite DMs to Glinner leaving his wife in the hopes of seducing the delicate maiden Violet Ocean. Instead they're just taking that very real thing that happened and making ridiculous claims based on the barest nub of truth, to try and discredit Jake.

It must be so fortunate to have enemies that think exactly like you do at all times. No wonder Jake remains one step ahead, has never been doxed, and has yet to be murdered by the thousands-strong six men in a basement running bot accounts to harass him.

Tl;dr: Jake has no theory of mind and is just a world class projectionist. But we knew that already.
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I just like how the “rumors” have changed from things that are actually true (“random bearded guy”) to things that he desperately wishes were true (“effortlessly hot,” “part of a popular clique”).

I’d love to go back in time, meet Jake in his teens and warn him that he’s going to spend his forties looking like Santa’s deadbeat brother and trying to convince Twitter that he’s a sexy, popular teenage girl. Also he will have a disturbing crush on an Irish sitcom writer.
 
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Jake Cassandra Violet SecretGamerGrrl Hargrave Ocean Alley is a Nazi pedophile.
That’s why his handicab kicked him out when they picked up a child.
Leaving him at the mercy of Trans Antifa pedo haters.
 
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I think I know what this means from having read Jake so closely for so long but I'm never exactly sure:
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Jake warns you about donning a tinfoil hat when he has an actually good hat that will block the signals right here (also, props to this guy for actually properly summarizing his thread into a single tweet):
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AirdropShitposts said:
I think I know what this means from having read Jake so closely for so long but I'm never exactly sure:
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Jake warns you about donning a tinfoil hat when he has an actually good hat that will block the signals right here (also, props to this guy for actually properly summarizing his thread into a single tweet):
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So Jake suspects that Elon is just a NAZI and that's why he's "fucking up" twitter?
Elon cured his male pattern baldness. Jake hasn't. I think Musk has got this, Jake.
 
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Sassy Jake:
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"Idiots who don't understand anything about the world they live in tend to pay a lot more attention when you raise your voice. If you try to explain things in a calm level tone they stop paying attention and just think about big trucks or something. It's weird, but it's how it is." And so, Americans who are about to be "forced to sit down at a table with the biggest shit-for-brains losers in your family" you have Jake's permission to shout and swear at anyone who says they think people should be murdered:
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Asexual Jake recognizes Elon's obvious fetish (looks more to me like Elon is saying he's an egg wanting to be hatched):
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Kosher Dill said:
He's gone on record before about liking the whole "scream at your family and start crying if you can do that on command" bit. I almost wonder if he ever tried it.
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If Jake was in my family (or most of ours) he would almost certainly be the unanimous pick of the biggest shithead loser in the family. Even if you had someone in jail for a really stupid crime they wouldn't be as big a loser as Jake.
 
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i have no clue on this one, particularly given him including Dicken in that collection of "random" stories

who is going to translate this from gnome to human for me
 
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Jake needs you to murder all the damn full-on card-carrying nazis already, he even Googled "how easy is it to buy a gun in the US" for you to save you time:
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Jake would honestly be a pretty scary guy if he weren’t so ineffectual. In a few hours he has worked himself into a frenzy over a totally imaginary massacre and started making what look a lot like threats of preemptive retaliation. If I were law enforcement, these posts would raise a lot of red flags.

In reality, if Jake tried to carry out a shooting, he’d fumble around with the gun, struggle to load it, not know about the safety catch, drop the weapon and waddle towards the exit in tears before being stopped by security. This assumes he would have the ability to acquire a gun and leave the house, which are big assumptions.
 
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