Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potatoherder]

Didn't Nick used to say anyone who looked at loli should be put against the wall?

 

[TheClappening]

Anyways, he won't listen to anyone here; it's been discussed ad nauseam, but his sex talk so much on the show is a bit much. His (and Drex's) excuse of "people (specifically the Right) are too uptight" is dumb. If it was the occasional thing here and there I don't think that people would mind. It's something he gets shit for because it's not what a lot of people come (haha I said "come" lol sex) to listen to (some, however, do and if he's more interested in attracting that audience he's well within his rights.) In an online world where almost every forum has coomers posting titty pics to draw the eye to their bullshit and everyone is shilling an Onlyfans account sometimes people just want a reprieve from that and not in some "People need you to be Fred Rogers" sort of way, but because people know how to get to Pornhub on their own if they need to.

It's an example of pushing back against something so hard you become the thing you were opposed to in the first place.

His argument was that trannies were fetishizing castrating children and MAPs were very open about their desire to stick penis into prepubescent orifices, and they absolutely do. Fuck those people. His argument was if those people could talk about their deviancies, it's all right to talk about normal sexual relationships. It's not unreasonable on it's face, but it's so easy to slippery slope.

"Me and my wife have a loving and intimate sexual relationship, and I had to get my tubes tied otherwise we'd be imminently getting baby #6," sure. "Here's a pic of my wife in underwear before I tie her up to the bondage cross and bang her with my balldo-equipped scrotum" isn't the angle you're looking for, chief.

Didn't Nick used to say anyone who looked at loli should be put against the wall?

I don't know if the loli watchers ever go the wall treatment, but he was definitely "It's protected speech, but don't do this you fuckers."

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Im just a humble traditional family man. I'm going to sip whiskey until 2am and let Drexel fuck my wife.
What? You have a problem with this?

 

[Boopims]

Brittler somehow baited Nick into defending child porn (10-year old Brook Shields). This is great.

edit: and then Anna went and posted the CP in question to their group chat to prove how cool she is with all of it.

Come on man, I was hoping we would hold out for at least 6 months before Nick would reach this level

 

[Thumb Butler]

How many of you have ordered your very own Balldo, the bullet-shaped sex toy that transforms the testicles into a penetrative member like a phallus?

 

[ffo kcuF]

I was expecting Venti and Melonie to give Nick at least a little push back, but they where completely fine with it and even defended it lol, suppose I shouldn't expect anything less from a bunch of grifters though.

 

[ChromaQuack]

So, I do have a question here.

It's known Nick and Dick are friends, it is also known Dick has gone to burning man to get pegged while he pretends he's a cow and buys $80 angel wings that fit him in a very atavistic fashion.

Has Nick ever accompanied Dick to these trips?

 

[A Sunset]

It’s too bad Nick is dabbling in this kind of shit, because I don’t know who his market is now. My GF is a nice normie that doesn’t mind a little edgy humor, me and her watched the Johnny Depp trial with Nick’s commentary. She enjoyed it - he made a lot of jokes, some edgy shit, but it wasn’t too over-the-top and there was certainly no weird degen comments. It’s like a taste of the kind of edgy shit I enjoy while still being palatible to non-weirdos.

I’d imagine that’s who he wants to attract as an audience, right? How does this shit help him do that? Who’s he targeting these days?

I dunno I just didn’t see a dildo review or whatever the fuck coming out of Nick. I liked the “family dude” schtick better. When you start getting into Discord degen shit you seem less like a guy I could have a beer with, and more like everyone else in the sektur who’s fucked up beyond the pale, lol.

Maybe it’s just inevitable that the Internet grift corrupts.

 

[Ike Aim]

I was expecting Venti and Melonie to give Nick at least a little push back, but they where completely fine with it and even defended it lol, suppose I shouldn't expect anything less from a bunch of grifters though.

Melonie Mac is as vapid and spastic as she looks but her voice being grating really helped nudge Nick towards the edge. Not much more to be said there. As for Venti, I doubt she consciously maneuvered the argument there. Her bait was emotional in nature (as per usually the case with females) responding to the sheer amount of cope for Nick that was happening earlier in the stream. It just put Rekieta in the position of defending porn (and then CP) "on principle" because his strategy this week has been "lighten up, you guys are no fun. Look at us. We're having all this fun" and "no judgement". Then, Anna TSWG makes two brilliant contributions with her trademark probity "I learned a lot from watching porn" followed by "let's pull up these child lewds to decide for ourselves". That's when I think things got weird. At one point Nick loses his temper because of how much they have to clarify that they don't actually support child porn. Why this fucker decided to go on Chrissie Mayr's BimboCast especially on a week like this makes me think he really does believe he can smug his way out of it or else Chrissie convinced him. She mentions later in the stream that she tried to get Jack Murphy to do damage control on her stream at one point so it's possible that that was what this was supposed to be. I dunno.

Anyway: here's the stream just in case as I think Mayr usually delists because she likes to "premiere" (re-stream) her shows to maximize superchats from unknowing retards who think they're watching live:

Edit: I only catch about 10% of these streams so I'm not sure if this is a regular thing thus making it a coincidence but they do a comedy bit early on that has some pre-production (an intro) that is a play on Nick and the bottle between his buttocks. That would definitely prove that this stream was conscious damage control for Nick from Chrissie.

 

[Sammich]

Seriously, going back through this thread is really getting me to question whether he’s a genuine, practicing Christian or not. Like you said, at most the only services he actually attends are probably Christmas/Easter. If he is a genuine Christian, then Nick, come on…
If he’s not and just saying he is for money, then he’s honestly no better than the catboy cult at that point.

I really hate to question someone’s else’s faith, but this is very suspect.

Words and deeds tells me all I need to know about nick, (or ppp).
Only real question now, is will this shit die down and go back to normal for a bit before the next big thing pops off. Chances are 2023 isn't gonna be as good to rackets as 2022 was.

 

[Trianon]

A ball dildo review. A middle aged man, father of enough children to invade a mid sized country, is making ball dildo reviews. He's doing them 'for fun' and not due to crippling debt. All he had to do is sit in a fucking chair, read some court documents, drink whisky, and hundreds of thousands of dollars rolled in.

What was it he told LB? Just print money. Turn on the camera and print money.

Rekieta just fundamentally doesn't get that talking a lot about your sex life always means you're insecure about it. He wants it to come off as "we are so content in our relationship that we're not ashamed of it and nothing bothers us like it does you normal prudes." But everyone on the planet knows that people who talk constantly about their relationships, even if they're not going into degenerate sex talk, are the ones in the most trouble.

It reminds me of Geoff Ramsey from Rooster Teeth, he just randomly started talking about his wife pegging him in a video, playing it off like it was such a funny joke between people in a good relationship, but all that it told me is that his wife was borderline raping him (because he kept emphasizing how much he did not want to do it), and he was sharing this online when they had a daughter, and then not long after that she divorced him and opened an OnlyFans. These guys are just experiencing "cool girl" syndrome in reverse, just going along with whatever the wife suggests to prove they're not going to be a stick in the mud, and then they have to talk about it to prove how not-weird it was. But it always, always ends up weird and bad.

 

[None More Black]

Im just a humble traditional family man. I'm going to sip whiskey until 2am and let Drexel fuck my wife.
What? You have a problem with this?

had a great day taking the family to church, christ is king! time for some mutually consensual adultery where my wife gets gaped the size of a mason jar. after that i'll be reviewing "10lbs of Pussy and Ass" followed by a game of "Will This Fit Up There?" on The Internet's Number One Legal Commentary Channel™ where we lawsplain teh interwebs

 

[6MillionCoofs]

It’s too bad Nick is dabbling in this kind of shit, because I don’t know who his market is now. My GF is a nice normie that doesn’t mind a little edgy humor, me and her watched the Johnny Depp trial with Nick’s commentary. She enjoyed it - he made a lot of jokes, some edgy shit, but it wasn’t too over-the-top and there was certainly no weird degen comments. It’s like a taste of the kind of edgy shit I enjoy while still being palatible to non-weirdos.

I’d imagine that’s who he wants to attract as an audience, right? How does this shit help him do that? Who’s he targeting these days?

I dunno I just didn’t see a dildo review or whatever the fuck coming out of Nick. I liked the “family dude” schtick better. When you start getting into Discord degen shit you seem less like a guy I could have a beer with, and more like everyone else in the sektur who’s fucked up beyond the pale, lol.

Maybe it’s just inevitable that the Internet grift corrupts.

If he wanted to do normie shit he would have done normie shit. He’s essentially said multiple times that he doesn’t like doing that. Only what he wants to do. You should absolutely have seen the baldo shit coming because it’s the type of stuff Nick finds funny .

There’s a very good reason Nick talked about people watching his late shows after watching the trails and deciding to unsubscribe.

 

[Potatoherder]

If he wanted to do normie shit he would have done normie shit. He’s essentially said multiple times that he doesn’t like doing that.

Then explain the no-tie branca stream that was a time pool episode. He had prepared articles to discuss and everything. I think that is what is so confusing about this. He is doing mediocre boomer content and coomer content. I think people would be less critical about the coomer content if it wasn't so juxtaposed to the boring boomer shit. The diaperfur stream was a classic and he could be as degen as he wanted without people caring.

Now his content is uninteresting talk about an article for 20 minutes followed with him talking about his love of sex toys. It's so confusing as to what audience he is trying to capture.

 

[northstar747]

It reminds me of Geoff Ramsey from Rooster Teeth, he just randomly started talking about his wife pegging him in a video, playing it off like it was such a funny joke between people in a good relationship, but all that it told me is that his wife was borderline raping him (because he kept emphasizing how much he did not want to do it), and he was sharing this online when they had a daughter, and then not long after that she divorced him and opened an OnlyFans. These guys are just experiencing "cool girl" syndrome in reverse, just going along with whatever the wife suggests to prove they're not going to be a stick in the mud, and then they have to talk about it to prove how not-weird it was. But it always, always ends up weird and bad.

Good point.

I remember years ago nick had a stream with drex.

They had a guy on who talked about swinging with his wife/gf. they were college students and the apartment building was like a frat house with alot of drinking.

The dude discribed how his wife wanted a MMF and wanted him to do gay shit. Then during one of their Sex scessions he got his dick sucked by a dude or something and the guy went "we are closing the relationship and pausing all this shit"

Drex in his perverted wisdom called it. The girl was testing his boundries for the sake of testing them and the moment he showed weakness she lost all respect for him, and the marriage is basically DOA.

 

[SargonF00t]

Whilst the pics released could have been much worse and I think it is ridiculous to say that Drex has fucked Mrs Rackets, at the same time I can't express how disappointed I am in the direction Nick has been going in.

A large part of his appeal was that he combined the decent family man with the funny smart guy who was also a lawyer, but he seems determined to throw into the mix, his stupid sexual peccadillo's that detract immensely from the image that he had built up.

Maybe this will all be a minor blip, but at the moment it feels like a fucking trainwreck and has killed any interest I have in hearing his takes on any subject.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Then explain the no-tie branca stream that was a time pool episode. He had prepared articles to discuss and everything.

Dude wanted to do the content so he did the content. That’s always how he’s rolled.

I think that is what is so confusing about this. He is doing mediocre boomer content and coomer content.

Yup. It’s the kind of content he likes. Dick Show fan remember.

I think people would be less critical about the coomer content if it wasn't so juxtaposed to the boring boomer shit.

I mean duh. But that’s what Nick has always done. Asking Nick to be different is just well, guaranteed to make him double and triple down. Dude likes his audiences a whole lot but he’s always made it clear that he won’t always do what it wants.

The diaperfur stream was a classic and he could be as degen as he wanted without people caring.

Now his content is uninteresting talk about an article for 20 minutes followed with him talking about his love of sex toys.

Always been like that. The diaperfur streams are kind of rare. And in fairness we got that because if stuff he covered in one of his more boring streams first.

It's so confusing as to what audience he is trying to capture.

It’s really not. He wants people that watch his day stuff and people that watch nights. That’s why he repeatedly says it’s ok if you don’t want to watch nights. Because occasionaly Nick wants to do tthings that you might not want him to do.

Heck despite now doing day streams semi regularly, it’s still on stuff he wants. He only did Chauvin and Depp because he knew they would be the crazy shitshow they were and he’d get paid like a king.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Shoving bottles up your ass is very Christian and trad. Nick would fit in very well with the America First crowd.

 

[Potatoherder]

I mean duh. But that’s what Nick has always done. Asking Nick to be different is just well, guaranteed to make him double and triple down. Dude likes his audiences a whole lot but he’s always made it clear that he won’t always do what it wants.

This is now true at all. He used to have shows on specific law topics and retards on the internet. The article reading was in context of the law topic or said retard. This shift in content is new and ramped up after the rumble move.

I am not asking Nick to change, merely stating that his content is shit. He is a small fish in a big pong when it comes to boomer content. When it comes to law and retards he is a big fish in a small pond.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

It’s too bad Nick is dabbling in this kind of shit, because I don’t know who his market is now. My GF is a nice normie that doesn’t mind a little edgy humor...

with his youtube bucks fucked with, normies don't pay the bills. He's taking the streamer approach that tech companies frequently do now- you appeal to the whales that will pay the most.