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Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her
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The entire cast of the Sammieverse fits into a southern gothic novel, akin to Knockemstiff. After reading it, I have found a new appreciation for this thread, as despite everyone being involved being colossal fuck ups, they show human resiliency.
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That really is all the care about, having a man/woman. Doesn’t matter if they’re gross trash at least they aren’t single.
Omg what if bisexual Sarge contracts monkeypox and gives it to Holly
Is Tonka the least shitty person on this thread now?
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yes he is, he's a fighter and a drunk and gets scammed by African romance guys (?) but I don't think we have an arrest record on him for violence yet. and no kids
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He also does not support anyone for being a “rapest “
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It's amazing that in a post about Lucys birthday, Sammie talks about everyone EXCEPT Lucy. I hope that little girl never realizes how little her mother cares about her. Sammie and ET look vile together. He's completely wasted. And she's got to be a good 400 pounds by now.
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Oh yes, ET is definitely Lucy's dad. I totally see the resemblance. 
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Understatement. He looks like a corpse.
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He looks vaguely like one of those bog mummies, just with a little more alien tossed in.
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You take that back, that's an insult to bog mummies.
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He looks like a mummy. He looks high as fuck. Wish mom shart would stop letting her bring these men around.
Sarge is enjoying a spaghetti feast, and the woman is smoking, while pregnant.
Sarge is enjoying a spaghetti feast, and the woman is smoking, while pregnant.
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I don't think Sammie has been allowed to see the kids in months. It's sad it probably took Mama Bushart letting that junkie weirdo into her house to get Sammie to come see her daughter. It's fucking weird ET agreed to go over there at all too. She's basically a bottom of the barrel braphog that he's cheated on every single chance he's gotten. Why would he want to meet her little honky kids?
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Does Austin have anything to do with his kids, or is he as responsible as Antonio and ET? I haven't been able to find whatever fb he's using these days.
ETA: are Sarge and Holly eating spaghetti with corn and mashed potatoes??? WTF???
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That Mr Hanky looks like it has AIDS.
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Damn. I daresay that Hollie is rivaling Sammie and Kim in sheer volume. Can't wait for the baby bump photoshoot.
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I know there's a lot going on in this beautiful snapshot of smelly American poverty, but all I can see is that wire going up and across this wall for seemingly no reason.
WHY IS IT LIKE THAT? WHAT IS ITS PURPOSE?
WHY IS IT LIKE THAT? WHAT IS ITS PURPOSE?
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It looks like a modem in the corner there but why they'd run the cord up the wall instead of behind the chair is baffling.
In the Sammieverse, there are no explanations.
Edit to add: Sarge's obsession with the military is equally as baffling. Did we determine whether he served or not? I thought no.
Edit #2: fix a word.
In the Sammieverse, there are no explanations.
Edit to add: Sarge's obsession with the military is equally as baffling. Did we determine whether he served or not? I thought no.
Edit #2: fix a word.
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This is after losing 144 lbs.
Edit: Nothing surprises me about these people anymore but what the fuck.
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Holy shit.
On both the losing 144 pounds and the hitlerzangel email.
On both the losing 144 pounds and the hitlerzangel email.