Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Dalinar]

He also believes that gayness is a choice

If Jack of all people is able to divert his raging homosexuality towards food that easily then I might be convinced that being gay truly is a lifestyle choice

 

[AnOminous]

If Jack of all people is able to divert his raging homosexuality towards food that easily then I might be convinced that being gay truly is a lifestyle choice

Well, he is, so long as there isn't an actual man there, then he goes all knock-kneed and is obviously about to hit his knees and start sucking.

 

[Adamska]

If Jack of all people is able to divert his raging homosexuality towards food that easily then I might be convinced that being gay truly is a lifestyle choice

He moved to Tennessee as quickly as he did because his asshole friend Paul moved there, and then retroactively complained about how gay California was getting.

It had such "actual marriage" vibes that I to this day think Jack only moved to TN because of Paul. Seriously, look at his Fats on the Go when it's just him and Paul. He legitimately acts like a teenage girl on a date with Paul, to the point he gets visibly upset when his wife or other women show up to "ruin" the outing.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I managed to unfuck my KF account this morning.

Here's the updated grills list...btw, I have a different version of this with the YouTube URLs, but it fucks up the formatting of the table. I've been updating the other lists (pots & pans, bacon cookers, knife sets, etc) while offline as well.

Spoiler: List

#	Name	Type	Year
1	Santa Maria BBQ	Charcoal	2010
2	Amana AM30LP-P	Gas	2012
3	Weber Genesis 330	Gas	2013
4	Traeger Texas Grill	Smoker	2014
5	Portable Traeger Grill	Smoker	2015
6	Orion Cooker	Convection/Steam/Smoke	2015
7	Grilla Grills Silverbac	Smoker	2016
8	Char-Grillers AKORN Kamado	Charcoal	2017
9	Vision Grill Kamado	Charcoal	2017
10	Char-Grillers Texas Trio	Gas & Charcoal	2018
11	Member's Mark Kettle Grill	Charcoal	2018
12	Weber Master Touch Kettle Grill	Charcoal	2018
13	George Foreman Indoor/Outdoor Grill	Electric	2018
14	Z Grills (no model specifed)	Smoker	2018
15	Masterbuilt Electric Smoker Sam's Club Exclusive	Electric Smoker	2019
16	Pit Boss Copperhead 5 Series	Smoker	2019
17	Blackstone Griddle w/ stand	Gas Griddle	2019
18	Camp Chef Woodwind Smoker	Smoker	2020
19	Campfire Grill - MMM USA	Campfire Grill	2021
20	Asmoke Portable Smoker Review - FATHER'S DAY GIFT	Smoker	2021
21	ZGrill Smoker Blind Box (ZPG-550C Model)	Smoker	2021
22	Orion Bullet Smoker	Smoker	2022
23	London Sunshine 13" Kamodo BBQ Grill	Charcoal Grill	2022
24	Monument 6 Burner Grill With Clearview Window	Gas Grill	2022

 

[boxybum]

Probably the birria tacos he seems fascinated with lately. He made it a point to complain how he normally doesn't order burritos with beans and rice... that just means he's doing the usual meat cheese and grease since we know damn well he won't replace beans and rice with vegetables(barely knows wtf they are half the time). It's fucking insane how he's managed to live eating like a human garbage disposal for so long as it is, while screeching about keto as if that's some magic word.

He completely dropped the profile by Sanford plan to lose 100 pounds in 2021 December. This whole year has been Jack on the Go and eating thousands of calories and salty foods. Those birria tacos is literally dipping a deep fried greasy taco into a vat of sodium. Food like that is something for a relatively healthy person to eat every once in a while. For someone with 3 strokes he should have absolutely zero sodium in his diet. Just enough to keep the electrolytes in balance. Not only does he have the stroke gene but he also has diabetes stressing his system. How this man was able to escape death until now is a medical marvel in itself. But Jack will never learn. He is the sin of gluttony in human form.

 

[Fatty2988]

Jack made a now deleted post saying something like if you have to dip food in a sauce then you aren't really enjoying it (or something equally stupid). He made this right after proclaiming he needed to live his stress free life.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack made a now deleted post saying something like if you have to dip food in a sauce then you aren't really enjoying it (or something equally stupid). He made this right after proclaiming he needed to live his stress free life.

Au jus is literally meat with sauce.

Professional "chef" everyone.

Stroke-brained retard.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Au jus is literally meat with sauce.
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Professional "chef" everyone.
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Stroke-brained retard.

Like this asshole knows what words are. He's a fucking retard who's brain is being held together with bacon grease.

And, this is a bit of a pet peeve, "au jus" means "with juice". It's not the name of the pan sauce you make to dip your sandwich or taco into. Just like getting a cup of consomme along with a taco doesn't make it a "birria taco".

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack made a now deleted post saying something like if you have to dip food in a sauce then you aren't really enjoying it (or something equally stupid). He made this right after proclaiming he needed to live his stress free life.

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Jack make a big doody with this one. It doesn't even make sense in the constellation of his own half-baked beliefs. What about the warm marinara sauce test, why does that mean the restaurant is good if you shouldn't need dipping sauces in the first place? Rob makes a very salient point, which means he's probably on his way to the boys' club.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack make a big doody with this one. It doesn't even make sense in the constellation of his own half-baked beliefs. What about the warm marinara sauce test, why does that mean the restaurant is good if you shouldn't need dipping sauces in the first place? Rob makes a very salient point, which means he's probably on his way to the boys' club.

He's also whined and cried about sandwiches not having enough sauce even while they're dripping down his chin and all over his shirt.

 

[ZipDisk]

"Carolina BBQ Wars"

I wonder how early into the trip Jack realized he was eating the "wrong kind" of BBQ sauce, aka CAROLINA STYLE BBQ. Sauce drinking fucking idiot.
Rob's comment isn't completely innocent, but it reads as completely innocent.

I liked his McRib video that is full of flexes that aren't. Driving himself to Mcdonalds, only ordering the sandwich, eating the sandwich is a nice rustic outdoor location, eating the sandwich with both hands, keeping his temper, admitting it's a short video, but being okay with that, eating the sandwich like a fucking human, describing the sandwich accurately, which isn't hard because it's a FUCKING SANDWICH. Also drops a "gud" and "A+"

 

[ten dollars off]

it's incredibly obvious he's a closet fag if you watch literally any interaction between him and other men. the real question, however, is: is he actually sexually attracted to men? or is this yet another excuse to ram more meat down his throat?

Jack's throat is just a skeeball machine chute for cock er, I mean meat.

 

[Staffy]

Maybe it could have helped Jack if he did this instead:

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Maybe it could have helped Jack if he did this instead:

Mom! Mom! Mom! Why did you feed turkey necks to me!?

 

[rubytintedchix]

Jack is boomering it up on Facebook this morning.



Also, he must have pissed off Tammy again. I wonder when he’ll fake stroke #5?

 

[Pig Cups]

I don't want him to die. I want him to keep living while being wheelchair bound, half of his body no longer works, he's unable to do the most basic of things by himself and needs 24 hour care.

TamHam will put up a brave front but eventually won't be able to take care of him as well as work and everything else so she'll hire a personal caregiver that will also rail her every night and give her a good dicking that she's never been able to get from her fat lump of a husband. And Jagoff will have to sit there in his wheelchair and listen to it knowing that he's become completely useless.

This is more or less how I feel. I don’t want him to die because if he did, this sideshow and the milk it provides would dry up. Plus, we would miss the possibility of CWJ/JOTG continuing with him in a more disabled state, since his narcissism would likely push him to continue those shows. And it would be so…final. Don’t get me wrong, I hate this fat piece of human waste with a passion, but his death would bring about a hollowing feeling for me- I guess that’s what happens when you lose a cow that you’ve followed for 13 years.

A caregiver saga would be interesting. Regarding the bold text, I’d go all in on the masochism factor if I was Tammy. That means parking his wheelchair in the bedroom and facing the bed for those long sessions of getting dicked down properly. And by “properly,” I mean with vigor and featuring everything that Jack hates: interracial, lots of screaming, double-dipping between holes, etc. Cucking Jack in that fashion would be a terrific way to punish/make him eat his uselessness, and for Tammy, I imagine this torture would be cathartic.

never realized how badly Big T’s hairline is receding

That there is a side effect of the stress, regret, and creeping rage that have come to exemplify her existence with Jackoff. He’s running her ragged, and now it’s showing on her body.

Not that I have any sympathy. She’s a cunt who demonstrated that Jackoff abusing Garrett very likely made her wet. Now, (more so as Jack declines) she gets to sit there every day and ponder what could have been- the other, more productive/happy turns her life could’ve taken, had she not settled for the Scalfani. I imagine there’s a lot of bitterness on her side as it relates to her current relationship with her manbaby husband. She probably cycles between annoyance, disgust, and hatred, with fleeting flecks of affection brought on by positive memories in between. It’s fully deserved.

The worst people seem to live the longest in the worst health.

And that, in itself, is a punishment. Health is wealth, and many people would rather live a shorter life in superb health than hang on for a decade+ in rotten health.

Maybe it’s because I’m a bit of a hypochondriac who makes a big deal out of minor ailments, but Jackoff’s existence is hell on earth imo. Having to continue the daily routine with all of his issues seems like a fitting retribution for his transgressions. The only downside is that Jack doesn’t see it that way- he sees these episodes as minor inconveniences, not his body disintegrating while he breathes. I guess there’s a certain peace to be had, living in such blissful ignorance. He’ll keel over for the final time like Spencer Tracy in the middle of Jumbo & Delicious, taking the table and everything on it down with him, burger pulp still in his mouth. And he’ll be perfectly content.

 

[p1138]

I liked his McRib video that is full of flexes that aren't. Driving himself to Mcdonalds, only ordering the sandwich, eating the sandwich is a nice rustic outdoor location, eating the sandwich with both hands, keeping his temper, admitting it's a short video, but being okay with that, eating the sandwich like a fucking human, describing the sandwich accurately, which isn't hard because it's a FUCKING SANDWICH. Also drops a "gud" and "A+"

Are you talking about literally anyone else, or Fatty? He didn't drive himself anywhere. Tammy is clearly driving and placed the order in the drivethru.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

This is more or less how I feel. I don’t want him to die because if he did, this sideshow and the milk it provides would dry up. Plus, we would miss the possibility of CWJ/JOTG continuing with him in a more disabled state, since his narcissism would likely push him to continue those shows. And it would be so…final. Don’t get me wrong, I hate this fat piece of human waste with a passion, but his death would bring about a hollowing feeling for me- I guess that’s what happens when you lose a cow that you’ve followed for 13 years.

Precisely, once you follow someone you hate, it feels weird once they actually suffer or die. I'm not a bad guy, but I don't feel anything when I read the news and see that some asshole criminal got killed during a shootout or anything like that. When something truly bad happens to some (morally speaking) lowlife asshole, it's not funny like seeing them make clowns out of themselves. Sometimes, it feels empty, most of the time these guys did nothing at all to myself so I can't really relate lol!

I don't want Jagoff to die, but even if he isn't the worst cow around (there are some fucking unhinged assholes with threads on here), he's still a bad person. He drains away everything from those around him, he's a narcissistic pile of horseshit who sees service workers and other "undesirables" as being inferior to him and treats them like shit, he abused his own son to the point he cut ties with his own family. Jagoff is hilarious most of the time, and that may be one of his few redeeming qualities, and his pathetic existence is peculiar in that he could become a better person simply by making positive choices on most matters that make his life what it is. Reaching out to his son and sincerely apologizing, making a point to be polite to service workers, admitting he isn't a big chef, crediting every single author he stole his recipes from and selling off the unnecessary purchases he made would make Jack a better person already. Still, he fucking won't do that, just look at how he flew off at Rob for making a harmless comment, and that's right after he fucking promised to be a better man!

Jack make a big doody with this one. It doesn't even make sense in the constellation of his own half-baked beliefs. What about the warm marinara sauce test, why does that mean the restaurant is good if you shouldn't need dipping sauces in the first place? Rob makes a very salient point, which means he's probably on his way to the boys' club.

Jagoff isn't known for coherence of any kind. If he were, he wouldn't be worse off than the nominal christian who follows Christ in title only. This guy makes an active choice to be as much of an entitled, raging asshole as possible at any chance he gets. Which is fucking something considering he's got it good even when comparing to most disabled folk out there. Either way, he's acting hostile with a guy he even made a fucking video with, quite recently too. This isn't good for his own perceived reputation, and will be followed by more tard raging, as usual!

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

That's rich coming from you, Jack.

 

[Staffy]

Precisely, once you follow someone you hate, it feels weird once they actually suffer or die. I'm not a bad guy, but I don't feel anything when I read the news and see that some asshole criminal got killed during a shootout or anything like that. When something truly bad happens to some (morally speaking) lowlife asshole, it's not funny like seeing them make clowns out of themselves. Sometimes, it feels empty, most of the time these guys did nothing at all to myself so I can't really relate lol!

I don't want Jagoff to die, but even if he isn't the worst cow around (there are some fucking unhinged assholes with threads on here), he's still a bad person. He drains away everything from those around him, he's a narcissistic pile of horseshit who sees service workers and other "undesirables" as being inferior to him and treats them like shit, he abused his own son to the point he cut ties with his own family. Jagoff is hilarious most of the time, and that may be one of his few redeeming qualities, and his pathetic existence is peculiar in that he could become a better person simply by making positive choices on most matters that make his life what it is. Reaching out to his son and sincerely apologizing, making a point to be polite to service workers, admitting he isn't a big chef, crediting every single author he stole his recipes from and selling off the unnecessary purchases he made would make Jack a better person already. Still, he fucking won't do that, just look at how he flew off at Rob for making a harmless comment, and that's right after he fucking promised to be a better man!



Jagoff isn't known for coherence of any kind. If he were, he wouldn't be worse off than the nominal christian who follows Christ in title only. This guy makes an active choice to be as much of an entitled, raging asshole as possible at any chance he gets. Which is fucking something considering he's got it good even when comparing to most disabled folk out there. Either way, he's acting hostile with a guy he even made a fucking video with, quite recently too. This isn't good for his own perceived reputation, and will be followed by more tard raging, as usual!

That's why I'd also love it if he still lives even after a devastating stroke, although debilitated and really paralyzed, and more fucked up than before. And yet, he keeps continuing to broadcast his life to the world. Because it's only a matter of time until his self inflicted bullcrap catches on to him and no one is focused on dealing with all that.

Might as well have the train collide in a super explosive wreck, yeah?