Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[A Sunset]

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Victory conditions have been revised from "I will not stop until they're dead and in the ground" to "lmao I grifted $100k and got away with it, suck it".

That's right Lucas, we can keep laughing at you and say anything we want outside of threatening violence or life ruination on you (because Kiwi Farms isn't like your community). I can call you an obese, dickless, greasy, three-titted child-grooming ogre resembling a Castrated Grimr Wormtongue - and no one will stop me. LMFAO. Does that make you mad?

Does it make you mad that I can post any picture I want of you, even if it's at "chin level"? LMFAO wtf does that even mean. You mean screenshots of you from your own published videos, ugly nigga? I'll translate - "I can only fool really stupid people into thinking I'm not a complete hunchbacked troll if things are filmed on a certain level". That must be the Kiwi Farms misinformation I keep hearing about. The candid pics from his IRL streams where he looks absolutely hideous must be Chud Propoganda as well.

I know what really makes him mad - anyone can look up his entire history online, right here, and apparently millions of people have by the view count on thread. Imagine all those people looking at your fart porn and ocean of embarassing and cringy quotes. All of which will be preserved forever, and now, easily accessible through Google as God intended.

But yeah, keep bragging about the money you scammed faggot. "BITCH MUH HATERZ AINT MAKIN THE MONEY I MADE, I MADE 100 GRAND BITCH, HOW MUCH THE KARENS AT THE FAGGOT FARMS MADE? I AINT EVEN GOTTA PAY TAXES ON DAT SHIT" Ethan Ralph flashbacks. At least he's mask off now. Good job scamming Trans kids who thought you were actually in need of help and being an advocate for the community. You really did it - fuck those Trans kids, now you can buy Funcopops and Fast Food because of your lies!

Honestly, him being involved in Cloudflare (even though he barely did anything and was just a fat, useful idiot) might help free-speech causes more than anything.

Lucas is such a scummy Adderall addict and Fart Whore that having him on the face of an unprecedented and unexplained deplatforming that effects the whole Free Internet is enough to make anyone question the #dropkiwifarms movement.

But keep winning with your dwindling audience, ever-growing haters, tarnished reputation and fall into obscurity, fatty. I've certainly enjoyed watching you continue "winning" over my morning coffee, everyone loves watching a retard flail around, and everyone loves seeing karma hit someone like a truck.

 

[Inside your walls]

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Victory conditions have been revised from "I will not stop until they're dead and in the ground" to "lmao I grifted $100k and got away with it, suck it".

Forgive me for double posting but, I just couldn't resist.

Spoiler: Epic winning

>Become both a martyr and pariah at the same time for a community that's made up of mentally ill cumpoisoned incel men in drag, who's share the same level of narcissism and entitlement like you and would likely
sacrifice you to the Troonshine God if it meant they'd get their turn to be rich and social media famous.

>Completely hide in your discord from that said community and unbanned people who are waiting to clown on you, because you played a role in them being deplatformed.

>Your DIY HRT mafia is scattered and after Destiny's manifesto people are more aware/on lookout for troonshine capos

>Never leave your house, just sit in front of the computer screen playing OW2 , sucking hard and seething while being overdosed on Xaniberries and hammered by Maker's Mark alcohol

>Your journoscum friends not only, are now scattered everywhere because they lost their main platform due to Daddy Musk buying it, but also lost their credibility all because
you couldn't keep your drug-popping mouth shut

>Your main troon commando that was respondisble for all the connections in the tech industry is revealed to that he (allegedly) raped someone had a "consent accident", everyone is clowning
on him on Twitter while his company is dealing with a PR nightmare

>Be completely depressed, each stream you do everyone can see your physical and mental deterioration, you look so miserable that everyone is worried that
you might actually an hero yourself

>Your roomate is tired of you constantly self-depricating yourself publically for zoomer kids and probably hates you at this point

I am completely seething, guys!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chances are he just checked Amazon for "oriental folding screen" and that was the first design he liked.

Isn't "oriental" a "problematic" word to SJWs?

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's been a while since I looked at this thread and to no one's surprise it's now slow as hell. I even manage to catch up, that's how slow it is. From getting 20 new pages every minute to 2 pages a day. You've ran out of steam Lucas, even those belittling you have moved on.

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Lol bald.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Isn't "oriental" a "problematic" word to SJWs?

If history has taught us anything, it's that the Battle of Agincourt happened in 1415.

Oh, and that the woke as a rule use all those "problematic" terms in private, because they know it's all performative bullshit.

 

[DrNow]

Forgive me for double posting but, I just couldn't resist.
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Spoiler: Epic winning

>Become both a martyr and pariah at the same time for a community that's made up of mentally ill cumpoisoned incel men in drag, who's share the same level of narcissism and entitlement like you and would likely
sacrifice you to the Troonshine God if it meant they'd get their turn to be rich and social media famous.

>Completely hide in your discord from that said community and unbanned people who are waiting to clown on you, because you played a role in them being deplatformed.

>Your DIY HRT mafia is scattered and after Destiny's manifesto people are more aware/on lookout for troonshine capos

>Never leave your house, just sit in front of the computer screen playing OW2 , sucking hard and seething while being overdosed on Xaniberries and hammered by Maker's Mark alcohol

>Your journoscum friends not only, are now scattered everywhere because they lost their main platform due to Daddy Musk buying it, but also lost their credibility all because
you couldn't keep your drug-popping mouth shut

>Your main troon commando that was respondisble for all the connections in the tech industry is revealed to that he (allegedly) raped someone had a "consent accident", everyone is clowning
on him on Twitter while his company is dealing with a PR nightmare

>Be completely depressed, each stream you do everyone can see your physical and mental deterioration, you look so miserable that everyone is worried that
you might actually an hero yourself

>Your roomate is tired of you constantly self-depricating yourself publically for zoomer kids and probably hates you at this point

I am completely seething, guys!

Still running with the ‘imminent threat’ lie? He can’t just outright say that he gritted more money than most of the human population will have in a lifetime. He kind of hints at it, because he wants to put on a show of smugness, but he throws in the ‘murder-swat’ lie to kind of imply his grift was justified. It’s also a fantastical distraction from what was at the heart of all this; DIY HRT and Catboy Ranch.

What changed? How did Cloudflare letting people DDoS KF prevent people on other sites swatting him? Especially since nobody on KF ever swatted Lucas.

As for ‘I won’, That’s some serious goalpost shifing right there. I remember when ‘dropkiwifarms’ was something to do with pressuring companies into ‘dropping kiwifarms’.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

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Victory conditions have been revised from "I will not stop until they're dead and in the ground" to "lmao I grifted $100k and got away with it, suck it".

openly admitting that he grifted, we are back, and you admitted before that you brought KF onto your case to harass you on purpose and...you won? I am posting this right now and Dong Gone is now hiding due to "elon ruining twitter". OR you know dog hair story nto being belived.

 

[biguglyboy]

lol I missed this, here's more context:

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Victory conditions have been revised from "I will not stop until they're dead and in the ground" to "lmao I grifted $100k and got away with it, suck it".

What a good communist.

It's also not the most original thing, but I'd count the additude of "I know you're reading this" as another copy of what goes on in his tread here.
I don't think Lucas wants his own twitter, I think what he really wants is his own kiwifarms, except with users that autistically seek out anyone that goes against him.

 

[Baraadmirer]

So now that Keffals admits Kiwi Farms is still alive, does that mean mentioning the site on the Discord server isn't verboten anymore?

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't "oriental" a "problematic" word to SJWs?

It probably is now, but the general rule of thumb I was taught in English a long time ago was that "oriental" was reserved for objects, not people. It wasn't considered racist to do so, though, just grammatically disfavored.

 

[Um...]

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Lol someone’s throwing a lil tantrum. He sounds exactly like Ethan the Gunt after reading something here.

I’d love to know more about this fantasy world where you can grift $100K and pay zero taxes on it. Post proof or stfu, Lucas.

Lol if you think the trannies and soyboys in the Canadian government will ever wield the power of the state against a troon. Leftists weaponize the apparatuses of the state to target their enemies and protect their allies—just look at the IRS under Obama. Keffals will never face state action for their crimes or iniquities.

Oh they WILL come after him for unpaid taxes, plus interest and penalties. Trust. And the tax collector doesn’t GAF what gender he claims to be.

 

[AnOminous]

I am posting this right now and Dong Gone is now hiding due to "elon ruining twitter". OR you know dog hair story nto being belived.

I wonder how Dong-Gone feels after trying to use Lucas like a whore and getting his shit wrecked, and now Lucas grifted $100K out of it while Dong-Gone is now going to be the "consent accident" guy for the rest of his life.

 

[KolKinhs]

lol I missed this, here's more context:

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Victory conditions have been revised from "I will not stop until they're dead and in the ground" to "lmao I grifted $100k and got away with it, suck it".

This shit reeks of Adderall and copium.

At this rate the goal post is going to shift to "I exist, so therefore I win! Kiwichuds stay losing!"

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

openly admitting that he grifted, we are back, and you admitted before that you brought KF onto your case to harass you on purpose and...you won? I am posting this right now and Dong Gone is now hiding due to "elon ruining twitter". OR you know dog hair story nto being belived.

When your entire life is a fight against the 41%, anything counts as a win apparently. Lucas didn’t kill himself, therefore he won, goalposts be damned.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I wonder how Dong-Gone feels after trying to use Lucas like a whore and getting his shit wrecked, and now Lucas grifted $100K out of it while Dong-Gone is now going to be the "consent accident" guy for the rest of his life.

Retarded-Game-of-Thrones surely is full of plot twists.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Lol someone’s throwing a lil tantrum. He sounds exactly like Ethan the Gunt after reading something here.

I’d love to know more about this fantasy world where you can grift $100K and pay zero taxes on it. Post proof or stfu, Lucas.

Oh they WILL come after him for unpaid taxes, plus interest and penalties. Trust. And the tax collector doesn’t GAF what gender he claims to be.

I've posted it several times here, "gifts" or donation crowdfunds are considered tax-free in Canada.

Taxation of Donation-based crowdfunding​

On this model, the fundraiser solicits donations for altruistic purposes. For instance, one might raise funds using a GoFundMe account so that a sick child can attend an Ariana Grande concert or to aid a family facing eviction.


Fundraisers using the donation-based model probably do not need to report the funds that they receive as income. These funds would likely constitute a gift since,presumably, those contributing money to the specified cause are doing so without receiving anything valuable in exchange.A recipient of a gift is not required to report that gift as taxable income unless it stems from an employer. Gifts from an employer will typically constitute a taxable employee benefit if the gift exceeds a certain value.


Donors, on the other hand, should not expect a donation tax credit for their contributions unless they are donating to a crowdfunding campaign established by a registered Canadian charity.

Taxation of Crowdfunding | Go Fund Me Tax & More | Taxpage

The money that you raise from a crowdfunding campaign could be income, a gift, a loan, or a capital contribution. Use our crowdfunding tax guide to learn more.

taxpage.com

Every source I can find all say the same thing.

 

[Something Awful]

So now that Keffals admits Kiwi Farms is still alive, does that mean mentioning the site on the Discord server isn't verboten anymore?

It's in a nebulous state. There's nothing in the rules about it, but if discussion veers in that direction, mods tell them to drop it. Some users still think the Farms are actually dead, others know better but understand they're supposed to keep quiet about it.

Besides, right now they're busy lusting for the death of that "bitch" who runs Libs of TikTok. So many troons have been murdered by her...

I cannot say what I'd do... but you all know.

It's the electric chair for you, bitch.

Nothing will stop the wiggler militia... except restrictions on mental patients owning firearms.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

It probably is now, but the general rule of thumb I was taught in English a long time ago was that "oriental" was reserved for objects, not people. It wasn't considered racist to do so, though, just grammatically disfavored.

I’m derailing a bit, but it’s interesting to note that, while using oriental as a noun is considered offensive, doing the same with occidental (the antonym of oriental, meaning “from the west”) is a-okay according to Oxford.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

He can’t just outright say that he gritted more money than most of the human population will have in a lifetime.

Can we all agree that while getting $100k all at once and (allegedly) tax-free is impressive in a lot of respects, it's not as hard of a dunk as Keffals believes it to be. Perhaps its because he's never seen that amount of money in his lifetime, however I would place a bet that some of our Kiwis come from money, if not are in professions where they are making that amount is no sweat. What I'm saying is maybe grifting a mil, or $500k, or even $250 would be a flex; however this was, at best, a lower case w. Plus, all accounts has this dummy spending like its burning an amhole in his pocket. I would've banked $50-65k immediately into CDs and bonds, not to be touched. But, then again, I don't have any addictions or a predilection for Twitter updoots. And I still have my penis.

I don't think Lucas wants his own twitter, I think what he really wants is his own kiwifarms, except with users that autistically seek out anyone that goes against him.

It would look liked like his Reddit.

Besides, right now they're busy lusting for the death of that "bitch" who runs Libs of TikTok. So many troons have been murdered by her...

I'm not familiar. Is there conformation that's a woman? That would be so poetic. Even more so if she was a fellow Farmer.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Can we all agree that while getting $100k all at once and (allegedly) tax-free is impressive in a lot of respects, it's not as hard of a dunk as Keffals believes it to be.

That's like 2-3 years worth of average US income. Not very impressive to trade the only thing making you money for that.