Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[heathercho]

i have no clue on this one, particularly given him including Dicken in that collection of "random" stories

who is going to translate this from gnome to human for me

Libs of TikTok and its HUGE following of Nazi's is going to try to take the world over by killing the LGBT+ first, then the Blacks.

However, not all is lost. A jew ambushed Nazi's on her (probably a MtF) bike in WW2, so we could too. It's easy to buy a gun in the US and probably in other countries, but if all else fails, put their heads on a pike.
Remember though, troons are hunted every day and need guns right now, because a wild Elishja Dicken may pop up and the MSM will say he was a hero for killing a crazed gunman. That crazed gunman may be us. ARM TRANSWOMEN NOW.

 

[AnOminous]

However, not all is lost. A jew ambused Nazi's on her (probably a MtF) bike in WW2, so we could too. It's easy to buy a gun in the US and probably in other countries, but if all else fails, put their heads on a pike.

Luckily Jake is still terrified of bicycles because of the time his dad put him on a bike and shoved him into traffic, knowing what a disgusting useless troon he'd turn out to be.

 

[Stinkyboy]

There he goes again with his calls for violence and death to anyone he disagrees with.

 

[Next Task]

There he goes again with his calls for violence and death to anyone he disagrees with.

And each time he advocates just a little more, tries to make the violence a little easier for other people (not him, oh no, delicate Violet hasn't a single violent bone in her body!) to commit, as more and more of the world gets declared to be Nazis by Jake. Though it's also notable that card-carrying Nazis nowadays are really transphobic, far more than they hate any other group of people, no matter how historically they are defined by that particular hatred of ethnicity and religion.

Jake is one of many lolcows that would love to cause physical harm to his enemies, but is a pathetic coward. As he works himself up more and more into these psychotic frenzies, though, I still maintain the person he's most likely to ever actually attack is his mother.

 

[AnOminous]

As he works himself up more and more into these psychotic frenzies, though, I still maintain the person he's most likely to ever actually attack is his mother.

I hope he does. Not that he actually harms her, but just enough to wake her up so she cuts him off completely and the homeless gnome saga begins.

 

[RussianParasite]

I hope he does. Not that he actually harms her, but just enough to wake her up so she cuts him off completely and the homeless gnome saga begins.

I think an even funnier saga would be him getting enough support from mommy to pay Dr. Kathy Rumer a visit. Doesn’t she chop dicks off of men regardless of BMI (Jake is extremely fat)?

Edit: ignore this post as apparently my Jake lore is rusty. She already rejected him for being a fat ass.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think an even funnier saga would be him getting enough support from mommy to pay Dr. Kathy Rumer a visit. Doesn’t she chop dicks off of men regardless of BMI (Jake is extremely fat)?

He doesn't need his mom for that, Connecticut will pay for it. And he did in fact pay a visit to a surgeon who was almost certainly Dr. Rumer, and got turned away even there for being, to coin a phrase, "The Massive".

I hope he does. Not that he actually harms her, but just enough to wake her up so she cuts him off completely and the homeless gnome saga begins.

I don't think his mom will ever wake up unless she really does see Jake enacting his psycho fantasies from Twitter. It literally would have to be something like walking into his apartment and finding a severed human head on a pike. Thankfully, Jake will never move beyond seething ineffectually online.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

In reality, if Jake tried to carry out a shooting, he’d fumble around with the gun, struggle to load it, not know about the safety catch, drop the weapon and waddle towards the exit in tears before being stopped by security. This assumes he would have the ability to acquire a gun and leave the house, which are big assumptions.

I think he would put the gun in the waist band of his sweatpants, holding it tight against his body while waddling over to his preferred shooting gallery, drop the gun down his pants, stick both of his hands down there to get it and get kicked out for acting like a weirdo pervert. High score: 0

Luckily Jake is still terrified of bicycles because of the time his dad put him on a bike and shoved him into traffic, knowing what a disgusting useless troon he'd turn out to be.

Do you think he can swim? He's awfully fascinated with mermaids.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Do you think he can swim?

The 53E flotation devices probably help.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

The 53E flotation devices probably help.

That took me a minute. Googled it out of confusion and got helicopters instead of smoking hot milf giant gazongas.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I think an even funnier saga would be him getting enough support from mommy to pay Dr. Kathy Rumer a visit. Doesn’t she chop dicks off of men regardless of BMI (Jake is extremely fat)?

Nope. She (most likely her) turned him down for being a fatty.
But thanks to the testosterone Jew, who got her tits butchered and infected, I learned there is a doctor who will give life-saving gender affirming surgery regardless of BMI. Hopefully, Jake is getting an appointment with them.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Slide into yon DMs, Zach (who did not "like" this tweet):


Despite telling people to arm up hours earlier, Jake decides against it now after recalling how vicious TERFs and nazis can be:


Jake goes onto clarify that he merely wishes someone to "take one for the team" and help bring about stochastic terrorism, ideally against anyone that trans allies believe need to be "intervened" with:


Don't fall for any Fake Jakes out there:


Jake has never been doxed: "I've had to flee multiple homes after looking out the window and seeing a straight up nazi camped outside. I've been kidnapped trying to take a cab to a doctor's appointment. I've had someone pounding on my door with a knife."

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

He’s always so vague about those IRL incidents.

 

[lindsayfan]

He’s always so vague about those IRL incidents.

as he continues to age and become more isolation-deranged, and as nothing at all happens in his life, these incidents will grow and grow in his mind, taking up more and more space, intertwining.

"naked glinner with a knife pounding on the window of my nazi-piloted NSBM-blasting medicab as i flee my third home of the day..."

 

[Kosher Dill]

"I've had to flee multiple homes after looking out the window and seeing a straight up nazi camped outside.

This is an interesting one because it's actually CHELSAY's story, at least as told by Jake. If you search his post history for mentions of campers, the only other salient result is one about people camping out on Zoe Quinn's lawn and stuffing dead squirrels in her mailbox while they waited for her to return to the home she already fled.

"naked glinner with a knife pounding on the window of my nazi-piloted NSBM-blasting medicab as i flee my third home of the day..."

"Must be Thursday."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If someone has to “take one for the team,” maybe it should be Jake. After all, he’s the investigative journalist and by his own admission, has successfully infiltrated many of these groups.

 

[Stinkyboy]

He’s going to flip out soon
It seems twitter has decided to recognize TERF as a slur

A bunch of old reports have been popping up on my birdspace saying they had to remove their posts

 

[Chan the Wizard]

He’s going to flip out soon
It seems twitter has decided to recognize TERF as a slur

A bunch of old reports have been popping up on my birdspace saying they had to remove their posts

Twitter is running on auto reports. Not only has TERF resulted in approved reports but I got one cat lady in trouble for using the term Maine Coon. None of it on lolcows but some of the orbiters who I wanted to see how Twitter was working now.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I got one cat lady in trouble for using the term Maine Coon

I heard HP Lovecraft's cat was a Maine Coon.

 

[repentance]

The fun part is that Jake is, unlike libsoftiktok, actually attempting to deliberately encourage terrorism.

That must surely be against Twatters ToS.