DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

"Mom, DSP still won't go to bed!"
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Why wouldn't 'modern gamers' know who the characters are on a 10 year old game?

 

[Tears for T]

He honestly believes he's some sort of authority on gaming with that "modern gamers" shit. Meanwhile he calls himself the King of Retro but is only familiar with the biggest games of the old generations that everyone is familiar with.

Of course he is, you know Dave created the whole Let's play thing on yt.

His delusions is on levels no one can reach.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He honestly believes he's some sort of authority on gaming with that "modern gamers" shit. Meanwhile he calls himself the King of Retro but is only familiar with the biggest games of the old generations that everyone is familiar with.

dude, what are you talking about, phil is the biggest retro fan. he will tell you that mario brothers 2 was actually doki doki panic in japan. no one could tell you that. deepest video game lore

He thinks he's good because he used to be a part of the old fgc. That he was fourth at Evo 2005 and was "the highest ranked American super turbo player that year" and had 2 minor tournament wins for hyper street fighter 2 in '06 and '07. All of his reasons are based on achievements from at least a decade and a half ago.

you can't criticize him for something he did yesterday. but his small wins from half a lifetime ago are still relevant.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

I think Phil doesn't go to movie theatres because he can't shut the fuck up and let any exposition happen without his shitty takes. For fuck's sake he's so fucking annoying with games, and yet he's a huge movie buff; I bet his antics with games carry over into movies.

Edit: Is the credits really a cover of a Ricky Martin song? This is just as bad as Infamous: Second Son having a cover of a Nirvana song for their credits. You're already spending millions, pay for the real fucking artist.

Hey at least it’s not the Ed Sheeran song at the end of Pokémon Scarlet and Violet.

 

[marlintan]

Wings and Phil should live together, they both love bitching.

I mean like the saying "misery loves company."

I take "misery loves company" to mean that miserable people love to spread their misery to folks that feel normal, not that miserable people love other miserable people, or prison would be a different kind of love fest.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

dude, what are you talking about, phil is the biggest retro fan. he will tell you that mario brothers 2 was actually doki doki panic in japan. no one could tell you that. deepest video game lore

Tell Dave that Mario 2 got a Japanese release as Super Mario USA and he'll grind the gears in his head as to whether or not it's a detractors meme.

 

[Balr0g]

Phil is really passive aggresive with his "nonbegging month" isn't he?

Sounds to me like "You MADe me pay this shit so step the fuck up!"

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil is really passive aggresive with his "nonbegging month" isn't he?

Sounds to me like "You MADe me pay this shit so step the fuck up!"

Yep. He'll be guilt tripping hard. However, since 'no one runs my streams', he can just play whatever he wants.

 

[BallBuster II]

Phil is really passive aggresive with his "nonbegging month" isn't he?

Sounds to me like "You MADe me pay this shit so step the fuck up!"

These games came out 3 days ago, why the fuck is he just starting them now?

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

I take "misery loves company" to mean that miserable people love to spread their misery to folks that feel normal, not that miserable people love other miserable people, or prison would be a different kind of love fest.

I just now realized I pulled a DSP lmao.

This is like the "rainy day fund" definition, "yeah it means on a rainy day you have money to spend doooood!" *snort*

 

[Crooked 16th]

Will Pokemon save the channel?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

$25 dollars to have him name a Pokemon after you is a steal.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I take "misery loves company" to mean that miserable people love to spread their misery to folks that feel normal, not that miserable people love other miserable people, or prison would be a different kind of love fest.

I always took it as misery needs can't exist by itself, it needs someone to latch onto.

 

[Tears for T]

Oh, can't hardly wait for last month member bomb to expire today. The salt will be amazing!

Christmas will be cancelled!

 

[Balr0g]

Oh, can't hardly wait for last month member bomb to expire today. The salt will be amazing!

I expect he who shall not be named ride in and rescue christmas. He probably texted Phil to lower it because he doesn't have much money left

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Phil was hiring and flying an escort out to see him back in 2017-2018 because he couldn't find a woman to even look at him.

Now this theory COULD have been right, so Phil had best stop criticizing it or else he'll look like a hypocrite and he'd never want that. I'm really not sure if realizes how fucking retarded this line is.

Instead he was actually flying out another mans horse and taking creep shots of her.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

These games came out 3 days ago, why the fuck is he just starting them now?

He needed to prepare himself for actual gameplay

 

[BallBuster II]

He needed to prepare himself for actual gameplay

Are we calling Pokemon "actual gameplay"? I mean I know it isn't a glorified walking sim like he is used to, but let's not try to pretend that these games are ground breaking/redefining RPG mechanics, or that the target audience for them isn't kids, troons, and autists.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He should be playing immediately since he's not doing the stream later.

 

[BallBuster II]

He should be playing immediately since he's not doing the stream later.

I'll take a stab in the dark and say he is taking 45 minutes to explain the rules for his pokemon naming scam because we all know he is bringing that back as it was always a lucrative source of income from his dents.