Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Speaking of WillyMacShow, he just posted his newest vlog and he already got 3k.

Holy shit! I rarely actually watch lucas's content because he has the most unpleasant voice I have ever heard and it makes me want to kill myself. But i'm 37 seconds into this video and the clip of him saying that one of his fans should find a better role model, "like spongebob, because spongebob's never done anything wrong." He legitimately looks like he's about to cry, like the fan just told him that he was going to commit suicide or something.

clock me if this was already covered but holy shit. I'm in awe of how pathetic this person is. If you don't even think you're a good role model, so much so that you tell your fans to find other role models "who haven't done anything wrong," STOP INTERACTING WITH IMPRESSIONABLE/MENTALLY ILL CHILDREN!!!!!! At this point, his entire life and everything he does is an attempt to cover up his past. KF staying up means he'll never ever be able to. haha what a loser

I'd also just like to say that he has gross fat man tits and I would not have sex with him.

edit: I finally realized what his voice sounds like.

 

[Dickens Cider]

My question is this- when he’s blown all 100k and nobodies taking his griftbait, how will he get back on his tugboat? I know social services here in America would look at that 100k and say “well mr Roberts it shows here you received 100k tax free (I’ll take the threads word on that) last year and now you are requesting assistance? Can you provide proof that this money wasn’t totally dicked off (lol)?”
Lucas you got nigger rich, and like the white trash you actually are you have blown all that money on stupid shit. Good for you. As stated upthread that is pocket change to some of us, and secondary to the fact our working lives gave us friends and a family and vacations not spent shoving cylinders up into us to keep playing pretend girl. We are regularly entertained for good or bad by our interactions in the real world. Your peer group are a bunch of back stabbing pedos and groomers with long knives and short lives. So enjoy your grift money. Next year you’re back on the government dole. Maybe.

 

[ScooterL]

Lol bald.

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Same energy.

 

[Curious]

lol I missed this, here's more context:

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Victory conditions have been revised from "I will not stop until they're dead and in the ground" to "lmao I grifted $100k and got away with it, suck it".

"Kiwicells keep seething"
Bro it's "kiwicels". Not Cells of Kiwis. Also no woman talks like that lmao. It's awfully incel-speaky,
I wonder why

 

[AltisticRight]

How is oriental offensive now too? Why do White men chugging soy lattes get to decide what is and what isn't offensive? They can go kill themselves.

The fake "Chinamen looking text" on that cheap garbage blinders is more offensive than the word "oriental", not that anyone should care because it's oriental made.

 

[Ethics Gradient]

Thing I find fascinating about the events of the past three months is just how much Lucas and Elliot 'Consent Accident' No Dong underestimated Null.

With the Twitter Troon Shield down Lucas and his acolytes have nowhere to hide, and the playing field has been well and truly levelled.

The biggest self-owns have to be Elliot 'Consent Accident' No Dong inadvertently causing a PR nightmare for his own company. He's likely dashed his prospects for future employment. It'll hit his future earnings potential;* eventually Honeycomb.io will implode when the VC money dries up and he'll probably end up whoring himself on Fiverr.

Lucas is a just a tragic figure.

A perpetual NEET given a platform by his enablers as the 'face' of a movement. The sudden rush of adrenaline and relevance filled a void like nothing else has ever done before, and probably never will again for him. His future is bleak. His 'allies' have turned on him. His braindead fans are dwindling.

Our boy Lucas is now worse off than when he started. Dependence on amphetamines, the sads, and the crippling knowledge that it was all his own making.

Lucas: admit it deep down the edgy /b/tard inside you will never mesh with the altruistic troon saviour you think you need to be. Join the Kiwis and unload all that nasty shit on Benny Boy, No Dong and the others who've shafted you.

I think i speak for other Kiwis here that we don't want you to come to any harm, we just like mocking you because you're a tit. You've shown more loyalty to your enablers than they've ever shown to you.

Time to shit or get off the pot. You want to be relevant - this is your shot. Take it on your own terms.

Cope / Seethe / Dilate etc...

Spoiler: Liz Fong Jones / Elliot William Fong boilerplate

*Pending any legal action against Elliot William Fong, CTO of Honeycombe.io for the alleged rape of a co-worker.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Come back Lucas
I miss the days of chaos, destruction and living on the edge.
I miss having Kiwifarms trending for days on twitter.
I miss the topic growing with dozens of posts per minute.
(sorry Jersh)

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

"Kiwicells keep seething"
Bro it's "kiwicels". Not Cells of Kiwis. Also no woman talks like that lmao. It's awfully incel-speaky,
I wonder why

The kiwicells are the main structure of the scholastic terrorist group known as Al Kiwi. Each member only knows two other members in their Kiwicell and one from outside it, but utilizing that setup a message can quickly be propagated across the world regardless of means or method.

And the message is YWNBAW. Expert codebreakers are trying to work out what it could possibly mean.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

The second WillyMac video is really good, short and not much new information, but less summarizing than the first one. He and Destiny should be happy because otherwise I'd never watch any of their content so Keffals hasn't been a total loss for people lol

It won't be official until InternetAjay drops a vid.

 

[Brigadoom]

After successfully grifting $100k+ for European vacations, a luxury gamer chair, an unused live-streaming setup, and an apartment with a walk-in closet, Keffals wants to ascend to sainthood by allocating $500–1,000 per month to troons in need.

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Looks like the Kiwi who suggested a non-profit was next in Lucas' grift is owed a pint. What a fanny! Who's going to trust this crack head looking nigga with $1000 a month to dole out to people he himself picks. He hasn't said where this money is coming from - unless I missed it - so obviously he's going to beg again. We're moving into fertile territory lads I can hardly wait to see it blow up in his face and we get treated to PTSD - Arch 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Same energy.
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You leave my mans Gregory Fisher alone! That man is a god damn national treasure and even playing an extreme parody he's still got a better chance of shagging Denims than Lucas does.

 

[Deke Rivers]

You leave my mans Gregory Fisher alone! That man is a god damn national treasure

Gregor Fisher may be.

 

[AltisticRight]

Here's what a "kiwi cell" looks like, Luke.

Not that you'll understand because we all know the kind of basic biology troons are lacking.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Yes, it's a woman named Chaya Raichik. She was doxed by "journalist" Taylor Lorenz (lolcow thread). Incidentally, Lorenz is one of Keffals' journalist buddies, she wrote an article about him for Washington Post (A).

Its always disappointing when attractive women are consciously insufferable.

I hate how casual he is about death, in this. And he frames it in such a childish way too. It's almost as bad as they're using "heck" and other such things, all for the sake of seeming "cute" or "endearing."

A nullo is a nihillo. How quaint.

My general view of grifters like Zoe Quinn and Lucas is if they're stealing from troons, at least that money isn't going to anything actually useful to the troon community, but into the pocket of a grifter. And since fuck troons, I'm more or less fine with these parasites stealing from their own community.

How tf do they have all this money to give and they claim to be broke? This is more predatory than the megachurches preying on poor people. That said...

Looks like the Kiwi who suggested a non-profit was next in Lucas' grift is owed a pint. What a fanny! Who's going to trust this crack head looking nigga with $1000 a month to dole out to people he himself picks.

When the welfare recipient becomes the dole. I'm sure its going to be need-based and not based on who you like or not, right Kef.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Guys, I'm scared that Lucas is eventually going to do that 24 hour charity stream he promoted a month ago and he's going to rake in millions because he's so wildly popular and loved by the trans community. I don't know if I can handle another massive Keffals W. Pray for me, frens.

 

[CowPox]

Lucas is a man with mental illness.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Slight OT but Um…. My Kiwicell I only have Ryan Reynolds as a contact. I know Josh isn’t doing the assignments so whom do I speak to about networking further please? Also YWNBAW Lucas, ya maple syrup sucking faggot.

 

[Real Name 1973]

IDK if anyone pointed it out yet but Willy Mac including the Pink Guy song (Help) with lines talking about killing yourself when discussing Keffals` legacy is amazin.

I get the feeling (again, but stronger) he wanted to go even harder but had to hold back for the sake of reaching a broader audience.

If Keffals goes after him over this he should just tweet `fake farts`. A reminder that he really let Lucas off the hook.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Speaking of WillyMacShow, he just posted his newest vlog and he already got 3k.

Viewership is growing fast on it too.

I never heard of this streamer before and generally dont follow youtuber drama channels but thats a pretty good summary of the past two months of KeffalsLore.

So, welcome to the Den of Ontologically Evil Stochastic Terrorists, WillyMac.

 

[Brigadoom]

Its always disappointing when attractive women are consciously insufferable.

A nullo is a nihillo. How quaint.

How tf do they have all this money to give and they claim to be broke? This is more predatory than the megachurches preying on poor people. That said...

When the welfare recipient becomes the dole. I'm sure its going to be need-based and not based on who you like or not, right Kef.

It's going to be needs based alright. It's going to be Lucas NEEDING money for his crack, his horrible make up and a rape/murder kit for when he snaps and goes after that Denims chick. For real though you just know there will be zero over sight, if it even happens at all, but would you trust a shadowy council to give out money to people who will not be showing their real name or face.

"This months lucky winner is Darla Correnti we'll send the money right away!" Too easy to scam people and the one person no one should trust is fucking Lucas the wee snake in the grass.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

It's going to be needs based alright. It's going to be Lucas NEEDING money for his crack, his horrible make up and a rape/murder kit for when he snaps and goes after that Denims chick. For real though you just know there will be zero over sight, if it even happens at all, but would you trust a shadowy council to give out money to people who will not be showing their real name or face.

"This months lucky winner is Darla Correnti we'll send the money right away!" Too easy to scam people and the one person no one should trust is fucking Lucas the wee snake in the grass.

This begs the question fren: Who would you trust with your beer money? Keffals or Sam Bankman-Fried? And you had to pick one.