TGWTG Kyle Kallgren / Oancitizen / Brows Held High - Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck

[JimGreen]

Guys, I think we reached the pinnacle of this thread: Kyle thinks twitter will die so he's giving us some great content:

-He starts off by throwing a pity party for himself as per usual.

-Shout out to us. (I think) Hi Kyle!

-He kindly reminded me why I shouldn't feel bad about what I'm doing here. (by that I mean screencaping his own tweets for the 6 or so of us to discuss)

-Hm, some clarity on Jourdain? Publicly? Interesting.

-Spilling some tea about Lindsay. Notice how he simultaneously stabs her in the back(ish) while still simping for her.

-I honestly think the MRA people can get very cringe, but HOLY SHIT, this is much worse!

 

[RodgerDodger]

Guys, I think we reached the pinnacle of this thread: Kyle thinks twitter will die so he's giving us some great content:
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-He starts off by throwing a pity party for himself as per usual.
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-Shout out to us. (I think) Hi Kyle!
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-He kindly reminded me why I shouldn't feel bad about what I'm doing here. (by that I mean screencaping his own tweets for the 6 or so of us to discuss)
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-Hm, some clarity on Jourdain? Publicly? Interesting.
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-Spilling some tea about Lindsay. Notice how he simultaneously stabs her in the back(ish) while still simping for her.
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-I honestly think the MRA people can get very cringe, but HOLY SHIT, this is much worse!
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Wow! That is some impressive degrees of self reflection for a cow. Especially a Channel Autism Cow. Granted he's still a twisted bag of greasy vile garbage wearing a human skin. But this meltdown sure is fascinating. Most entertaining work he's done in years.

Can we get that top pic cast in bronze and nailed up outside the Youtube Headquarters?

 

[Flexo]

-He starts off by throwing a pity party for himself as per usual.

Gee, if only there was like... some kind of organization which said, "sure you did evil, but that can change today" and offered a path of redemption. Maybe they could even have like... this concept of a power greater than yourself who could like... turn evil intended into good (indeed even the cornerstone of it was one of the worst acts done by humanity) and offered to like, save you from yourself or something.

Wonder what you'd call something like that.. I'm just drawing a blank.

EDIT: Also congrats Kyle:


You ended up PERFECTLY summing up like... everything! Gamergate. Kiwifarms. I want to take this quote and have it put on a plaque and make a drinking game of every time I find something on the internet it can apply to. This like the distillation of every fight on the internet. (Don't worry about me, I'm a robot, i can handle that much alcohol.)

 

[Shotgun Badger]

Guys, I think we reached the pinnacle of this thread: Kyle thinks twitter will die so he's giving us some great content:
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-He starts off by throwing a pity party for himself as per usual.
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-Shout out to us. (I think) Hi Kyle!
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-He kindly reminded me why I shouldn't feel bad about what I'm doing here. (by that I mean screencaping his own tweets for the 6 or so of us to discuss)
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-Hm, some clarity on Jourdain? Publicly? Interesting.
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-Spilling some tea about Lindsay. Notice how he simultaneously stabs her in the back(ish) while still simping for her.
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-I honestly think the MRA people can get very cringe, but HOLY SHIT, this is much worse!
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This thread should be like 5 times longer than it actually is holy fuck.

Also I love the way that he thinks that blocking the fascists on Twitter is something that will really show them who's boss lol, Kyle, friend, people take twitter blocks as a sign of some kind of victory most of the time.

And once again, the amount of fucking blood spilled over Ellis's stupid tweet about a Disney movie everybody already forgot about 2 weeks before it was released. Good grief these people deserve the world they make for themselves.

 

[Flexo]

And once again, the amount of fucking blood spilled over Ellis's stupid tweet about a Disney movie everybody already forgot about 2 weeks before it was released. Good grief these people deserve the world they make for themselves.

Ellis' tweet was not only one of the most innocuous things ever tweeted, but she actually had something of a legit point in that there is a growing genre out there (inspired/sparked off by ATLA) which could use a label. The offense-brigade ironically didn't realize they could have gotten ahead of this and created a term instead of leaving it up now to us shitposters to label it something like... "Yellow-face Lord of the Rings." Or "Avatar: The Rast Orient."

 

[The Cunting Death]

Guys, I think we reached the pinnacle of this thread: Kyle thinks twitter will die so he's giving us some great content:
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-He starts off by throwing a pity party for himself as per usual.
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-Shout out to us. (I think) Hi Kyle!
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-He kindly reminded me why I shouldn't feel bad about what I'm doing here. (by that I mean screencaping his own tweets for the 6 or so of us to discuss)
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-Hm, some clarity on Jourdain? Publicly? Interesting.
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-Spilling some tea about Lindsay. Notice how he simultaneously stabs her in the back(ish) while still simping for her.
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-I honestly think the MRA people can get very cringe, but HOLY SHIT, this is much worse!
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this is the gayest pity party I've ever read.

 

[Boston Brand]

We know he reads this thread.

I've said he desperately needed to rediscover his balls and dish on Lindsay Ellis and the other Breadtube/Chez Apocalypse cunts who turned on him if he actually wanted to heal. Hell, I'd respect him for actually calling them out.

I am a man of my word. I respect you Kyle, for briefly remembering you have a spine.

Don't stop now though. Dish more, knives out. The truth will set you free.

 

[BrunoMattei]

We know he reads this thread.

I've said he desperately needed to rediscover his balls and dish on Lindsay Ellis and the other Breadtube/Chez Apocalypse cunts who turned on him if he actually wanted to heal. Hell, I'd respect him for actually calling them out.

I am a man of my word. I respect you Kyle, for briefly remembering you have a spine.

Don't stop now though. Dish more, knives out. The truth will set you free.

He won't do it. Because if he does, he'll be aligning himself with the "evil" gamer gator's/nazi's/fascist/MAGA types. He will still lick the shoes of the Chez Apocalypse crew.

 

[Shotgun Badger]

He won't do it. Because if he does, he'll be aligning himself with the "evil" gamer gator's/nazi's/fascist/MAGA types. He will still lick the shoes of the Chez Apocalypse crew.

Its an amusingly tough situation he's in because he so desperately wants to shit talk Ellis (and honestly everybody else who's ever passed through his life because he's a bitter, hate filled person who tries to export his misery onto all around him) but he knows that as a boring old white cis male (is he bi? I bet he says he is and has never found a man sexually attractive in his life) it would ruin him within the circles he travels in to just call her a primadonna bitch, which she probably is!

So to account for this he has to desperately search for ways in which he can try to cancel her in a progressive sort of way, so its acceptable shit-talking in his milieu, and considering this is Lindsay all roads lead back to a tweet about how Raya and the last dragon is too similar to Avatar the Last Airbender and how that made noble women of colour upset.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

It feels weird to say, but I feel some pity for him now. Though I'm sure it'll be gone once his depressive episode fades and he goes back to business as usual.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

We know he reads this thread.

I've said he desperately needed to rediscover his balls and dish on Lindsay Ellis and the other Breadtube/Chez Apocalypse cunts who turned on him if he actually wanted to heal. Hell, I'd respect him for actually calling them out.

I am a man of my word. I respect you Kyle, for briefly remembering you have a spine.

Don't stop now though. Dish more, knives out. The truth will set you free.

As said, he won't, but if he really wants to get out of making videos, he could make a tell all about his time with Lindsay and her pals, reveal some awful shit they did, and then he'd get enough money from ad revenue to be able to step away from his current career for a while and re-evaluate what he wants to be and do, and make strides towards that end.

He most likely won't do it, but Kyle, if you're reading, do you really think Lindsay wouldn't do exactly the same thing in your position?

 

[Ninon42]

The Kyle paradox, where he simultaneously shittalks the same people he is begging to forgive him. The Nebula tweet is definitely about Todd et al. and his stupid white knighting of Jourdain, which cost him his CA friend group.

His Holocaust comments have him permanently on my shit list, but sure Kyle, spill the tea about everyone. Rather funny he's conflating the potential (but improbable) death of Twitter with some apocalyptic world-ending event though. How sad and small his world is.

ETA: Kyle, stop worshipping bad people. Respect yourself.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Doug should have been way meaner to these people.

 

[Pork Packer]

ETA: Kyle, stop worshipping bad people. Respect yourself.

Problem is, he is a genuinely bad person in his own right who outright enjoys cruelty and abuse when its targeted against groups he feels he has a social licence to attack, and sees it as the ideal way to secure his own social advancement and prestige.

However he is thankfully and hilariously so fucking socially inept and autistic that he always manages to misread just who *he* has licence to treat like shit which winds up causing his wormy behavior to blow up in his face and turn him into ever more of a pariah among those he was so desperate to impress

 

[Ninon42]

For the best, probably.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

For the best, probably.
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Lindsay strikes again. A shame she couldn't have gotten Bob too.

 

[Ninon42]

Found this on Twitter. Not really surprised but also ew (link)

I'm not watching this shit but here y'all go. Kyle does voice acting in it?

 

[Flexo]

Lindsay strikes again. A shame she couldn't have gotten Bob too.

How do you kill that which has no life??

 

[Falcon Sebben]

For the best, probably.
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Oh Noes! How will he connect with people and let them know what a bad situation he's in and get asspats now?

How fucking retarded do you have to be to get suspended from Twatter?

Found this on Twitter. Not really surprised but also ew (link)
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I'm not watching this shit but here y'all go. Kyle does voice acting in it?

Just a word but hypnotism is pretty much bullshit.

You can't make anybody do anything they normally wouldn't do while being hypnotized.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Now I'm picturing Kyle listening to those trans hypno sissy tracks, hoping to All Powerful Atheismo (But Not Cringe New Atheist Atheismo) that it'll turn him into a trans woman so he no longer has to be a second class citizen in the woke sphere.