Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

I want to shake the "BED" out of her. One day she will learn how to lie properly about symptoms of BED. Especially the guilt, shame, and most of all secret eating not mukbanging it on camera. *sighs*

She can doodle, color, Lego, whatever all day long. She has mental health age regression issues. It's normal for whatever she went through with drug addict parents and attachment disorders. She's a mentally stunted incapable adult with dependency issues. Even if she lost weight and was capable of taking care of herself. She just mentally cannot do it at this point. Her learned helplessness is completely engrained.
She could get the best therapy in the world and voc rehab but at this point her prognosis would be extremely limited.
Amber needs IOP treatment. She would do her damndest to manipulate everyone but under constant supervision and treatment it would be a struggle. The real problem is she would never consent to doing it. This is why I don't believe she had ever had a therapist. This would have been part of her treatment plan years ago.

My issues is that just like Chins. Amber lies. People have more respect for Nick because he lives his disgusting ass truth every single day. Embrace your nasty ass truth Gorl.

Oh...they're also the activities of a nursing home/psychiatric ward/adult day care dayroom.

Which, for Amber, is on brand right now.

You posted this as I was writing my diatribe about the IOP lmao

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Thanks for archiving the blog, @Thunk. I was dying to watch it and white-knuckled my way over here hoping to find it, since I refuse to give her a single click.

Ok, I’m an expert on overeating, having done it most of my life, but I don’t have any experience with BED except for a couple of girls I knew in college.

My image of binging is mostly derived from hearing Susan Powter (yes, I’m old) talking about sitting on the pantry floor sobbing and eating handfuls of cake mix straight out of the box. Strangely enough, that’s the image Amber has tried to portray over the years: she’s disassociated (if that’s the word I want) and stuffing in food in a zombie state.

Then ChipsAhoygate happens, where she re-enacts a binge and gets bounced off of TikTok.

Now she calmly explains that she wanted McDonald’s and got Rally instead, and the so-called “binge” consists of a cheeseburger, soft drink, large fries, and mozzarella sticks. In other words, and average weekday lunch for someone who WEIGHS 500 FUCKING POUNDS.

Again, I don’t know anything about BED, but a still, small voice informs me that this performative bullshit is not BED, and that Amber is a lying liar who lies. And an ignorant fat self-indulgent cuntsicle.

 

[Constellationzero]

I want to shake the "BED" out of her. One day she will learn how to lie properly about symptoms of BED. Especially the guilt, shame, and most of all secret eating not mukbanging it on camera. *sighs*

She can doodle, color, Lego, whatever all day long. She has mental health age regression issues. It's normal for whatever she went through with drug addict parents and attachment disorders. She's a mentally stunted incapable adult with dependency issues. Even if she lost weight and was capable of taking care of herself. She just mentally cannot do it at this point. Her learned helplessness is completely engrained.
She could get the best therapy in the world and voc rehab but at this point her prognosis would be extremely limited.
Amber needs IOP treatment. She would do her damndest to manipulate everyone but under constant supervision and treatment it would be a struggle. The real problem is she would never consent to doing it. This is why I don't believe she had ever had a therapist. This would have been part of her treatment plan years ago.

My issues is that just like Chins. Amber lies. People have more respect for Nick because he lives his disgusting ass truth every single day. Embrace your nasty ass truth Gorl.



You posted this as I was writing my diatribe about the IOP lmao

She could benefit from vocational rehab, but she'd never take it seriously and would quit either on the first, or second day.
Here are some of the things voc rehab offers, depending on the agency offering it:

* Work stamina training. Come in for 1, 2, 3, or 4 hours at first for a designated number of days and weeks for a designated time--say, like anywhere from 1 week to a month. Then a little more is introduced, and a little more. All to work the client up to being successful in keeping a part or full time job. (Being able to work consistently for 4 or 8 hour shifts for ex.)
* Data entry and typing. A mock office environment is provided and the client can come alone, or as part of a small group or class. They can work on their typing skills, get their WPM up, work on phone etiquette, e-mail etiquette, organization, etc.
* Resume writing, cover letters, references, job interviewing, and dress for success: Often these are free to attend classes, but small group and one on one sessions are available.
* Don't have interview attire? Can't afford any? These places often have a free store. A closet of work appropriate attire and hygiene products--all FREE! Also, my agency partners with Goodwill and give vouchers for TWO free complete outfits including shoes and outerwear for winter.
* Assistance in obtaining a forklift license or safe food handling certificate. Think that 2 hour free Youtube cert course is above your intelligence? Afraid you might not pass the easy ass test? That's okay! Voc-rehab is there to assist. You can watch/take the approved course and exam with them.
* Want to cross train? They do that too. Say you're in hospitality working at a motel. Say you're in laundry, but want to do banquet and event service. There are classes as well as small group and one on ones.

She'd kill a few birds with one stone.

* She'd probably lose weight naturally by moving more and occupying her mind with productive things.
* She might make a live friend. Maybe another live gorlfrand while out.
* She'd get a job and have skills she can take pride in.
* Which would lead to taking better care of herself.
* She'd either learn to drive or learn to take public transport which would give her more confidence.
* She might even RUHLLIZZE she doesn't actually need a girlfriend anymore and can rely on herself.
* Which might lead to HIGHER quality gorlfrand later.

But she'd have to buckle down and put in more than three days. And they don't have coloring books or expert layyygos.

 

[dfranki723]

Again, I don’t know anything about BED, but a still, small voice informs me that this performative bullshit is not BED, and that Amber is a lying liar who lies. And an ignorant fat self-indulgent cuntsicle.

It is 100% performative. The entire BED (self diagnosed of course) act is based around google definitions and poorly mimicking other attention seeking Youtubers/TikTokers.

She doesn't binge, she eats the same mound of food every single day without fail. There is never some weird drastic increase. She basically brags about it (and no, fake tears and sad expressions don't equal guilt and shame), fucking videos it (just imagine her checking the camera is in the right position before she cries) and fills her house with the worst food to have around when you're struggling with any kind of binging problem.

It's the same with the anxiety nonsense. All of her behaviour directly contradicts the supposed medical problems she has.

I guess it'd be a food addiction but even that seems a pointless label because greed is also a real thing.
The eating disorder badge of honour she's shoving in everyone's face is irritating solely because most of her audience seems to believe it.

 

[Shade For Days]

It is 100% performative. The entire BED (self diagnosed of course) act is based around google definitions and poorly mimicking other attention seeking Youtubers/TikTokers.

She doesn't binge, she eats the same mound of food every single day without fail. There is never some weird drastic increase. She basically brags about it (and no, fake tears and sad expressions don't equal guilt and shame), fucking videos it (just imagine her checking the camera is in the right position before she cries) and fills her house with the worst food to have around when you're struggling with any kind of binging problem.

It's the same with the anxiety nonsense. All of her behaviour directly contradicts the supposed medical problems she has.

I guess it'd be a food addiction but even that seems a pointless label because greed is also a real thing.
The eating disorder badge of honour she's shoving in everyone's face is irritating solely because most of her audience seems to believe it.

I agree with everything you said but wanted to add that I don't buy that she has all these gall bladder issues - I think it is just an excuse to eat what she wants and it pisses me off that her audience believes that too. I remember in her early blogs she tried to use that gall bladder excuse too (in the Krystal era). One thing that she said when she quit Optavia that has stuck with me, when she announced she had quit she said "I'm gonna be honest, I've been searching for reasons to quit & I finally found one...."(too low calorie bs). I think she searched for a reason to quit Ozempic & found it & same with the Keto. Think about it, she NEVER complained about her gall bladder for those months or weeks she was on Ozempic - she just up & quit & blamed it on her gall bladder. Same with Keto, never complained until she quit. And in every instance of quitting she has blamed it on her dr to avoid accountability.

Just my opinion....

edit: words are hard

 

[FatalTater]

Amber is afraid of losing weight. If she were kidnapped and given weight loss surgery against her will and was kept in a cage until she was below 200lbs, the moment she was free she would start eating sticks of butter and drinking heavy cream.

Amber without the fat is just... Amber.
Nothing different or special about just Amber.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

She could benefit from vocational rehab, but she'd never take it seriously and would quit either on the first, or second day.
Here are some of the things voc rehab offers, depending on the agency offering it:

* Work stamina training. Come in for 1, 2, 3, or 4 hours at first for a designated number of days and weeks for a designated time--say, like anywhere from 1 week to a month. Then a little more is introduced, and a little more. All to work the client up to being successful in keeping a part or full time job. (Being able to work consistently for 4 or 8 hour shifts for ex.)
* Data entry and typing. A mock office environment is provided and the client can come alone, or as part of a small group or class. They can work on their typing skills, get their WPM up, work on phone etiquette, e-mail etiquette, organization, etc.
* Resume writing, cover letters, references, job interviewing, and dress for success: Often these are free to attend classes, but small group and one on one sessions are available.
* Don't have interview attire? Can't afford any? These places often have a free store. A closet of work appropriate attire and hygiene products--all FREE! Also, my agency partners with Goodwill and give vouchers for TWO free complete outfits including shoes and outerwear for winter.
* Assistance in obtaining a forklift license or safe food handling certificate. Think that 2 hour free Youtube cert course is above your intelligence? Afraid you might not pass the easy ass test? That's okay! Voc-rehab is there to assist. You can watch/take the approved course and exam with them.
* Want to cross train? They do that too. Say you're in hospitality working at a motel. Say you're in laundry, but want to do banquet and event service. There are classes as well as small group and one on ones.

She'd kill a few birds with one stone.

* She'd probably lose weight naturally by moving more and occupying her mind with productive things.
* She might make a live friend. Maybe another live gorlfrand while out.
* She'd get a job and have skills she can take pride in.
* Which would lead to taking better care of herself.
* She'd either learn to drive or learn to take public transport which would give her more confidence.
* She might even RUHLLIZZE she doesn't actually need a girlfriend anymore and can rely on herself.
* Which might lead to HIGHER quality gorlfrand later.

But she'd have to buckle down and put in more than three days. And they don't have coloring books or expert layyygos.

You're optimistic view of the Fat Fuck is overwhelming.

Good on you. Hamber reality means zero point shit that anything you mention will ever happen.

No bang on you, but you seem to to think there's some reality in Hamber's actions.

There is zero, none, nada. She about FAT and fuck any of us that differ.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

She could benefit from vocational rehab, but she'd never take it seriously and would quit either on the first, or second day.
Here are some of the things voc rehab offers, depending on the agency offering it:

* Work stamina training. Come in for 1, 2, 3, or 4 hours at first for a designated number of days and weeks for a designated time--say, like anywhere from 1 week to a month. Then a little more is introduced, and a little more. All to work the client up to being successful in keeping a part or full time job. (Being able to work consistently for 4 or 8 hour shifts for ex.)
* Data entry and typing. A mock office environment is provided and the client can come alone, or as part of a small group or class. They can work on their typing skills, get their WPM up, work on phone etiquette, e-mail etiquette, organization, etc.
* Resume writing, cover letters, references, job interviewing, and dress for success: Often these are free to attend classes, but small group and one on one sessions are available.
* Don't have interview attire? Can't afford any? These places often have a free store. A closet of work appropriate attire and hygiene products--all FREE! Also, my agency partners with Goodwill and give vouchers for TWO free complete outfits including shoes and outerwear for winter.
* Assistance in obtaining a forklift license or safe food handling certificate. Think that 2 hour free Youtube cert course is above your intelligence? Afraid you might not pass the easy ass test? That's okay! Voc-rehab is there to assist. You can watch/take the approved course and exam with them.
* Want to cross train? They do that too. Say you're in hospitality working at a motel. Say you're in laundry, but want to do banquet and event service. There are classes as well as small group and one on ones.

She'd kill a few birds with one stone.

* She'd probably lose weight naturally by moving more and occupying her mind with productive things.
* She might make a live friend. Maybe another live gorlfrand while out.
* She'd get a job and have skills she can take pride in.
* Which would lead to taking better care of herself.
* She'd either learn to drive or learn to take public transport which would give her more confidence.
* She might even RUHLLIZZE she doesn't actually need a girlfriend anymore and can rely on herself.
* Which might lead to HIGHER quality gorlfrand later.

But she'd have to buckle down and put in more than three days. And they don't have coloring books or expert layyygos.

I'd agree for anybody else besides the cows we feature here. Voc Rehab requires consenting to do these things. Amber leans on her self dxs too much to admit she needs any of these resources. She leans on everything in her inability to function in life (and breaks furniture doing so). The only way she would get help is if she ran completely out of money, moved in with a new gf, and a stipulation was to get help or she would be homeless. ::

Voc Rehab is wonderful and I am considering using those services if I am eventually approved one day to go back to work because I've been riding the struggle bus since becoming disabled. The difference is desire and need for independence. Amber doesn't have either and at this point doesn't know how.
As professional (former for me) tard wranglers we still want to see all the potential we can in people and struggle to see when they're a lost cause often to our detriment. Sadly unless Amber wakes up in the next year or so she's gone mental/emotional health wise. I feel the best we can hope for is her possibly getting some side characters but only when she gets a new partner and their friends.

I strongly believe she is a Jen Jr and one day she will find her Gin

*edit* the hope being for any type socialization mental/emotional/behavioral health wise our benefit too of course

 

[FatalTater]

Amber trying to insert herself in Chantal's business. Sure Chantal mentioned her (probably Amber messaged her and asked her to) but honestly.
There's enough shit in Chantal's show without Amber adding to it.

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxBUvukUkbM-nBM1WGCO9c8Fg78kOAgCaf

https://archive.ph/cyNMv

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Amber trying to insert herself in Chantal's business. Sure Chantal mentioned her (probably Amber messaged her and asked her to) but honestly.
There's enough shit in Chantal's show without Amber adding to it.

Chantal is more interesting at this point and Amber knows it.

 

[dfranki723]

Ugh.
Retards talking about ''I actually agree with Amber on this, 100%''!

Amber doesn't even agree with herself. She's not concerned about hypocrisy and muh fatphobia, she wants attention and has had her feelings hurt. Poor Hamber, someone rightfully made fun of her gigantic existence. Chantal being a nasty piece of work isn't new but apparently it's only an issue for ALR when it's directed AT her.
Christ. That community post is a desperate bid for asspats and it's working.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Amber is not scorned or anything the bitch makes fun of herself and has posted images and videos of herself daily for 9 years now. The fat cunt is so starved of attention so it suddenly applies. The insufferable bitch will scream fatphobic endlessly but people are pretty clear they don't watch people for 8 minutes of shit doodles.

The thing is Amber constantly grabs for attention but it never lasts in fact it makes it worse. People see through it but just don't return, people are pretty unanimous now that any idea or notion of Amber of gaycare time is dead.

What you have now is Jen's soul inhabiting her body out of spite.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Chantal is more interesting at this point and Amber knows it.

And has been for over a year. At this point Amber is flailing and trying everything to get attention: health problems! New diets! Reacting to reaction channels! Live-streaming while supposedly high! It all falls flat because by herself, she’s a dead bore, and Jade‘s offscreen mumbles only make it worse. The livestreams where she and Becky sat on pillow mountain staring at their phones were ten times more interesting if only because of the shade they were throwing at each other.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Amber, if a super slim athletic hottie like FalineakaAlexakaJadeFrancisofNewYorkakaWifeyakaMahGorlfren can find a Big Gorl like you attractive without any ulterior motive, then surely Chantal can also find twu wuv with the handsome Syrian refugee prince of her dreams? Smh.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Funny how she doesn't care about other stuff Chantal does or says unless it is directed at her fat ass. Now all of a sudden Chantal is bad, but last week she was kissing her ass.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Funny how she doesn't care about other stuff Chantal does or says unless it is directed at her fat ass. Now all of a sudden Chantal is bad, but last week she was kissing her ass.

Right? No comment about the hand gesture that was earlier in the same live? She apologized to a man we know hits women and cries fat phobia but nothing about the tons of other shitty things Chantal has done.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

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It's not a big deal, Amber. Chantal probably just couldn't find her sympathy bone.

While we are unable to imagine things happening with our loved ones beside us....

I couldn't imagine my loved one watching me eat myself to a nearly 10 lb gain in 10 days.
I couldn't imagine my loved one goading me on while I made a drunken ass of myself on livestream.
I couldn't imagine my loved one leaving me for Thanksgiving to hurple around all alone.

But, you know, diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks and all.

 

[Constellationzero]

Right? No comment about the hand gesture that was earlier in the same live? She apologized to a man we know hits women and cries fat phobia but nothing about the tons of other shitty things Chantal has done.

Not directed at you because I know the context, but Goddamn, the pearl clutchers over on Youtube about Salad Toss making that hand gesture is beyond insufferable.

Homophobia. My fucking ASS. JesusChrist. Phobia is a fear. You're supposed to ALLAY that fear. It's pretty "ist" of everyone to start pearl clutching and cancelling. They're all fucking REACHING.

Chantal and Salad Toss act BAD ENOUGH AS IS.

It's like the time Amber said "I'm such a Blackie!" Fuck sakes even my middle aged ass knew the context immediately when she said that. Every fucking day Amber says and does PLENTY that is bad enough. Trying to make racism or faggotphobia happen is so PATHETIC and DESPERATE as Chantal and Amber scrambling to replace their outgoing exes combined.
They need to fucking STAHP. It's really stupid and it makes people who experience REAL racism and discrimination against gays look like CLOWNS.

Also: Zachary Michael is a pathetic, insufferable purple haired faggot who needs to get a job, or a second or third job because I can't even endure 60 seconds of any of his videos.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Boring. So boring. Gotta find me another deathfat I guess.

Nothing much of note here. She had a box filled with ‘gifts’ under a blanket. You had no problem showing off Destiny’s gifts, but let’s keep Jade’s under a blanket where she totally can’t lift it up and check on it.

Yeah, I find bolth Fat Al and Chins boring right now so I'm going back to the beginning of Shanny and following the Negz, Callie and Tragic dumpster fire in the Haydur thread.

 

[FatalTater]

When Amber asks Chantal "...do you even have respect for yourself?" I laughed out loud in real life.

Even if you take away all the things we've seen Chantal do over the years (and boy howdy have we seen some things) Chantal married a Kuwaiti-born Syrian Muslim. It's a given that he does not respect anyone female regardless of their weight.

None of the Amber vs Chantal and Salad stuff matters anyway since it's just scripted for views, kinda like pro wrestling or American politics.