Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Insulin reid]

I mean maybe? Stranger things have happened.

But. It could just be fake news and I'm retarded lmao. But I feel like it's a little too on the nose, especially with the fat fetish stuff.

The oak and other wood names with little creativity align with this, and the timeline. Emily strikes me as the type of Italian American who does the 23 and me or ancestry shit and finds out there like some percent European mutt and is at least 25% italian so they make it a fraction of their personality. The "oh is anyone in my family a mobster, gab-a-gool- ayyy *hand gesture* spa-GH-ETTi--uh." Italian. Not like a real italian who fucks off to Italy to live on a farm and learn how to cook for a while kind of italian.

Her and amber probably got in a fight, amber found a main account and after the circular fight and her promising to never look at sexy big women besides amber, she probably got a little horny a couple days after and started another account again. I assume the italian Google translate "untitled" shit Emily probably thought it was clever.

 

[Gumming3082]

Of course of the dozen people left on Tumblr half are feeders and one of them would be fuckin' Emily.

 

[VitaminSiobhan]

Emily Instagram post for archive.

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provoaked I'd like to put these rumors to rest. That is not my tumblr account. I haven't had an account since November of last year. It's honestly wild that people are assuming it's me just because the username includes the word "Oak." That's a reach. Also for the record I'm not Italian. Im 98.6% German according to my DNA ancestry. That is all.

 

[General Woundwort]

Unless they're just caps of pictures or videos she's publicly uploaded, that could be the smoking gun on if this account *does* belong to Emily.

Even better if the account belongs to Alexis, since Amber was basically 'dating' them both for a time.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Her hanging apron fupa thing sways back and forth. Im convinced its a cunt mullet. Business in the front, party in the back.


Lmao

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Nothing makes me happier than the fact that Amberlynn has officially let "porkahontas" slide as permissible. She's losing control. It used to be whispering about wiping her ass or mentioning the 20 piece McNuggets was almost a fireable offense.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Nothing makes me happier than the fact that Amberlynn has officially let "porkahontas" slide as permissible. She's losing control. It used to be whispering about wiping her ass or mentioning the 20 piece McNuggets was almost a fireable offense.

She’s fine with any amount of humiliation now so long as Emily keeps slurping up her many yeasty folds.