Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Lord have mercy on my soul for having to write all that shit out. Not the first thing you wanna be doing.

Thank you for your sacrifice

Amber's been peeking at the farms! (Hey Ambie!) because that ISN'T Emily's tumblr, even though it fits the description and has Emily's trademark Oak in the name. That Tumblr shows things she's NOT attracted to, not women on oxygen or QLR. I told you bitches, she fucking HATES that Emily was looking at QLR, and QLR is slagging her way to a feeder through Hamburger.

Awww ambie, you don't wanna share??
But this black hole inducing polycule would be the most entertaining thing to happen in gorlworld since foodie got chased outta ku-weight

 

[JaneThough]

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…s up doc?

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

But this black hole inducing polycule would be the most entertaining thing to happen in gorlworld since foodie got chased outta ku-weight

Wouldn't be the first time Amber's been a part of a poly relationship, she managed to make it work with Jade..... Until she got knocked over and left on her back like a turtle.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Wouldn't be the first time Amber's been a part of a poly relationship, she managed to make it work with Jade..... Until she got knocked over and left on her back like a turtle.

WHAT

I completely missed that, there was a polycule arc????

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

WHAT

I completely missed that, there was a polycule arc????

Yeah it got found out that Jade was poly, so I assume she was seeing other people while she was with Amber, or at least had feelings for other people while she was with Amber.

I can't seem to find the screenshot or clip of Amber talking about it, but I do believe that some reaction channels spoke about it at the time because of how bad Amber's jealousy issues are.

 

[Calories]

WHAT

I completely missed that, there was a polycule arc????

Her giggling in this video is obnoxious, but you can hear Jade in the background stating "we will" when Amber talks about maybe them trying being with a guy.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She broke up with Poly Jade and immediately got with another Jade who wasn't poly and totally dedicated to only her alone.

 

[false catshark]

TLDR: Amber is back in contact with Alexis, pretty sure she's back with Emily or at least did get back with Emily for a period of time, the Tumblr account isn't Emily's because she said it isn't, Amber wants us all to kiss her ass <3

Lord have mercy on my soul for having to write all that shit out. Not the first thing you wanna be doing.

thank you for your service<3

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Amber's been peeking at the farms! (Hey Ambie!) because that ISN'T Emily's tumblr, even though it fits the description and has Emily's trademark Oak in the name. That Tumblr shows things she's NOT attracted to, not women on oxygen or QLR. I told you bitches, she fucking HATES that Emily was looking at QLR, and QLR is slagging her way to a feeder through Hamburger.

U guise have to ruliiiiiiise... that just because Amber said she caught Emily on Tumblr looking at fat gorls hooked up to oxygen tanks, she wasn't talking about THAT tumblr account in particular and it was DIFFERENT fat gorls hooked up to oxygen tanks... Tawmee said that account name that is suspiciously similar to every other username she's had on the internet is NOT hers and so that means the abusive liar that Pookie has been crashing out about since Friday is totally telling the truth ohmaga... u guise are so DUMB frfr bro

 

[kawaiikat420]

I think he needs to jog his memory on what a disgusting person Slommy is

He doesn't care about that because he's a narc just like Amber. He's always trying to project this holier-than-thou persona; a bastion of light and truth that can counter Amber's darkness and falsehoods. It's over-dramatic and lame. As long as Slommy is giving him something to talk about, then he'll give her the space to do so, no questions asked. A lot of the reactors are spineless and they act like they're on some great moral escapade to vanquish ALR. They need to retcon everything to advance their agenda; Tawmee can't be a bad person, because then she isn't the perfect 'victim,' and if she isn't a 'victim' then Amber isn't the 'abusive villain,' and Amber needs to be the villain or else these reactors don't have the "right" to laugh at her or talk shit about her. Since Tawmeeee can't be a bad person now, she couldn't have ever been a bad person, because if she was a bad person at any point in the past then that would somehow void her brave and stunning testimony.

Poop bun is also in FULL force, I'm assuming that shower she was supposed ot have in the original stream where she crashed out at 3 am is still pending, claims she hasn't washed her hair in 2 days.

When she starts berating that one commenter that dared to question how long it had been since her last wash... She was so emo this stream. It felt like watching a teenager go through a rebellious phase, one where nothing you do can ever be right and they take every bant super cereal so they have the opportunity to get offended.

 

[Chococat3012]

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[owlbear_bearian]

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[KittiestKitty]

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[Cal Arts]

U guise have to ruliiiiiiise... that just because Amber said she caught Emily on Tumblr looking at fat gorls hooked up to oxygen tanks, she wasn't talking about THAT tumblr account in particular and it was DIFFERENT fat gorls hooked up to oxygen tanks... Tawmee said that account name that is suspiciously similar to every other username she's had on the internet is NOT hers and so that means the abusive liar that Pookie has been crashing out about since Friday is totally telling the truth ohmaga... u guise are so DUMB frfr bro

"I was lying to protect her!" (sobs)

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

Amber needs to be the villain or else these reactors don't have the "right" to laugh at her or talk shit about her.

This is what I don't understand. Amber is a lolcow, she's never going to BE a good person. Her whole existence is to be laughed at; the literal definition of a lolcow is someone who is milked for laughs. She's done shit that's so disgusting in the past that it has made her a laughing stock for the rest of her life. They don't have to pretend to be this 'voice of reason' and act like the fucking Batman of YouTube dishing justice to those who need it. SHE'S A COW. YOU DON'T NEED A REASON TO POINT AND LAUGH, JUST LOOK AT HER!!!