Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Nykysnottrans]

Since you mentioned one book, there's a book specifically about the PayPal stuff and includes some of the pre-PayPal Musk and Thiel stories:

Interesting, thanks! I saw this book at my local bookstore today, perhaps relevant for the OP:

 

[Polentic]

Since you mentioned one book, there's a book specifically about the PayPal stuff and includes some of the pre-PayPal Musk and Thiel stories:
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Will check this out. Thank you all for the help. Paypal saga will be written.

 

[not william stenchever]

Will check this out. Thank you all for the help. Paypal saga will be written.

Please remember that it's about having fun and not being mad

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Trump thread 2.0 incoming

Pretty much this. People can like the guy for some of the outlandish shit he posts just for the sake of "trolling", though that shouldn't make him immune to a lot of mockery and ridicule he arguably deserves. I'm fine with there being a careercow thread on the guy, but the OP either needs major revisions or for someone competent to make their own separate version.

OP is a good idea poorly executed, much like Tesla's Autopilot.

 

[Sammich]

Lol I can see the alt-right tards who worship Elon because he lets them say the n-word on Twitter are upset about this thread existing

as usual, you are a fucking retarded brain dead faggot. I pointed out 5-6 things about elon to help with the thread. But yeah, i'm big mad the thread exists, you stupid fuck.
Your gimmick is fucking sad, it's been sad since you've existed. Can you try to do something but fucking cry and bitch and moan maybe?

 

[Nykysnottrans]

Will check this out. Thank you all for the help. Paypal saga will be written.

Check this out: there was apparently a bit of an internal "lolcow culture" at Elon Musk's SpaceX (pages 118-119 from the chapter "Mice in Space" from Ashlee Vance's book Elon Musk; How The Billionaire CEO of SpaceX and Tesla Is Shaping Our Future):

These early days also marked the arrival of Mary Beth Brown, a now-legendary character in the lore of both SpaceX and Tesla. Brown - or MB, as everyone called her, became Musk's loyal assistant, establishing a real-life version of the relationship between Iron Man's Tony Stark and Pepper Potts. If Musk worked a twenty-hour day, so too did Brown. Over the years, she brought Musk meals, set up his business appointments, arranged time with his children, picked out his clothes, dealt with press requests, and when necessary yanked Musk out of meetings to keep him on schedule. She would emerge as the only bridge between Musk and all of his interests and was an invaluable asset to the companies' employees.

Brown played a key role in developing SpaceX's early culture. She paid attention to small details like the office's red spaceship trash cans and helped balance the vibe around the office. When it came to matters related directly to Musk, Brown put on her firm countenance and no-nonsense attitude. The rest of the time she usually had a warm, broad smile and a disarming charm. "It was always, 'Oh, dear. How are you, dear?'.", recalled a Space X technician. Brown collected the weird e-mails that arrived for Musk and sent them out as "Kook of the Week" missives to make people laugh. One of the better entries included a pencil sketch of a lunar spacecraft that had a red spot on the page. The person who sent in the letter had circled the spot on his own drawing and the written "What is that? Blood?" next to it. In other letters there were plans for a perpetual motor machine and a proposal for a giant inflatable rabbit that could be used to plug oil spills. For a short time, Brown's duties extended to managing SpaceX's books and handling the flow of business in Musk's absence. "She pretty much called the shots," the technician said. "She would say, 'This is what Elon would want.'."

Someone at SpaceX should make a KiwiFarms account and leak all those "Kook of the Week" missives, sounds like it's right up our alley, LMAO.

 

[David Brown]

Don't forget that he has fraudulent academic credentials lol https://archive.ph/gzGpF

 

[Troonos]

A lot of this OP seems pretty based, other than putting his ding-dong into crazy women.

 

[Coelacanth]

Say what you will about Mr. Musk but his shitposting game is on point.

 

[Polentic]

Paypal debacle added. Might do twitter, But I think it's time I can remove under renovation,

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Lol I can see the alt-right tards who worship Elon because he lets them say the n-word on Twitter are upset about this thread existing

I really don't understand Elon Musk cultists, speaking as a conservative. I think he's a con-man and a giant dork. That said him taking over Twitter is probably the best thing he's ever done. Twitter's rules are bullshit.

Thunderf00t's videos calling him out on his bullshit are great. That said, while I do believe Musk is a lolcow in at least some aspects, this thread feels rather hollow.

 

[David Brown]

Twitter is very unlikely to allow more free speech going forward. This is what the former head of "Trust and Safety" had to say before he left: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/18/opinion/twitter-yoel-roth-elon-musk.html

https://archive.ph/FtKCq

Some choice quotes:

And yet when it comes to content moderation, much has stayed the same since Mr. Musk’s acquisition. Twitter’s rules continue to ban a wide range of lawful but awful speech. Mr. Musk has insisted publicly that the company’s practices and policies are unchanged. Are we just in the early days — or has the self-declared free speech absolutist had a change of heart?

The truth is that even Elon Musk’s brand of radical transformation has unavoidable limits...

Almost immediately upon the acquisition’s close, a wave of racist and antisemitic trolling emerged on Twitter. Wary marketers, including those at General Mills, Audi and Pfizer, slowed down or paused ad spending on the platform, kicking off a crisis within the company to protect precious ad revenue.

In response, Mr. Musk empowered my team to move more aggressively to remove hate speech across the platform — censoring more content, not less. Our actions worked: Before my departure, I shared data about Twitter’s enforcement of hateful conduct, showing that by some measures, Twitter was actually safer under Mr. Musk than it was before.

That article is worth reading in full. Elon Musk was never a free speech absolutist, he has always been a bullshitter, and even if he wasn't, Twitter is not going to change its ways.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Doesn't even go into depth on his AUTISTIC as fuck Hyperloop.

I don't like Elon, but I don't hate him. He's rich. If I were the richest person alive, I would do insane things too and then have whoever besmirched me murdered, for my own amusement.
He doesn't even seem to do that.

OP is secretly Thunderneck and if he brought up hyperloop and the tunnels he will blow his cover.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Hard to believe this is what Grimes looks like nowdays. I kindda liked her before all the plastic lips and other possible surgeries.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

Reddit's sudden 180 from Musk worship to hatred was one of the most transparently jewish astroturfing hitjob campaigns in memory and any thread about him is going to have the same stink.
I wish it were possible to focus on actual comedy but it's gonna be 99% uncritical frothing retard frottage and you know it

 

[Kookin]

I wish it were possible to focus on actual comedy but it's gonna be 99% uncritical frothing retard frottage and you know it

It is possible, it just won't be as actively funny as other careercows, unlike with Trump. He's a spergy double centi-billionaire and feeds off online interactions. I doubt he'll do much unhinged when he's so physically and financially secure. Mentally speaking,

Elon Musk is a man with the net worth of John Rockefeller and the mind of a teenager.

I suspect he'd be easy to probe quality milk off of. It's worth trying, at least.

 

[Polentic]

OP is secretly Thunderneck and if he brought up hyperloop and the tunnels he will blow his cover.

Shhhh don't blow my cover!

I'm considering adding the boring company though.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Pretty much this. People can like the guy for some of the outlandish shit he posts just for the sake of "trolling", though that shouldn't make him immune to a lot of mockery and ridicule he arguably deserves. I'm fine with there being a careercow thread on the guy, but the OP either needs major revisions or for someone competent to make their own separate version.

What made the trump one unbearable for me is some cows are funny because they are mad lads or fucking insane yet somehow winning. Some cows are funny because they are spergy and pathetic. Yet the fine folks in the Trump thread choose to focus on shit that should be funny and then get mad at it. And the hate boner perpetuated ad infinitum. They were posting twitter links about him calling some fat bitch a fat bitch like 10 years ago and how unprofessional it was.

Can't wait to have the OP updated to "Slave Driver, Visa Abuser, Date Rapist" because a thread on twitter was pretending that brown people working late hours = clear sign he's holding them visa hostage. "Oh no he claimed he had a BS in physics? Lemme read this and oooooh shit. It's a twitter screenshot! Great! Just like the trump thread all over again it's no actual digs just faggots posting twitter screenshots you can't even read.

The reason this bothers me so much is I genuinely wouldn't mind having a place where I could drop by and click on links leading to the actual thing. But frequently with famous people it turns out that instead people throw fucking screenshots of random twitter posts up. And people reee about a business man not having an undergraduate physics degree. when unreadable tiny text unreadably tiny texts unreliably tiny text niggers tongue my anus

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

Excellent choice for a person thread.
An altar for weens divine the tea leaves of his decision making process.
Was it in a matter of fact 4D chess or autistic retardation this time around?

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Lol I can see the alt-right tards who worship Elon because he lets them say the n-word on Twitter are upset about this thread existing

Not even a Pride Parade has enough rainbow for that level of optimism.