Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

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I still don't see a western victory beyond some very unlikely marvel tier shenanigans.

Ruskies are orks, they'll keep pounding the enemy, and if they loose, they'll take the rest down with themselves.

The same is true of the holols, but they don't have nukes to actually lend credence to their posturing.

This is Cuba 2: Slavodka Boogaloo.

The US is far away, and Ruskies fight for their alcohol and cigarette soaked adidas hides against a geographically close foe.

As for the Ukraine nukes, the launch codes were in Moscow. At best they could have looted the missiles for a dirty bomb, but any slav tier eastern european nation can do that if they got a reactor.
 
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Male Idiot said:
I still don't see a western victory beyond some very unlikely marvel tier shenanigans.

Ruskies are orks, they'll keep pounding the enemy, and if they loose, they'll take the rest down with themselves.

The same is true of the holols, but they don't have nukes to actually lend credence to their posturing.

This is Cuba 2: Slavodka Boogaloo.

The US is far away, and Ruskies fight for their alcohol and cigarette soaked adidas hides against a geographically close foe.

As for the Ukraine nukes, the launch codes were in Moscow. At best they could have looted the missiles for a dirty bomb, but any slav tier eastern european nation can do that if they got a reactor.
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The problem is the West has to win. The legitimacy of globohomo, NATO, and SWIFT are on the line here. Thousands of Europeans are likely going to freeze to death because of our retarded policy. Europe’s economy is going to shit because of energy rationing. Hundreds of billions of dollars are tied up in this already. There can’t be a retreat while declaring victory scenario that doesn’t result in a loss of confidence in the system. We didn’t have to go this route but we did. So taking back Kherson is not enough, not even close. This is something the hoholniggers in this thread don’t seem to understand, which is fine if they’re getting paid to shill.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
The problem is the West has to win. The legitimacy of globohomo, NATO, and SWIFT are on the line here. Thousands of Europeans are likely going to freeze to death because of our retarded policy. Europe’s economy is going to shit because of energy rationing. Hundreds of billions of dollars are tied up in this already. There can’t be a retreat while declaring victory scenario that doesn’t result in a loss of confidence in the system. We didn’t have to go this route but we did. So taking back Kherson is not enough, not even close. This is something the hoholniggers in this thread don’t seem to understand, which is fine if they’re getting paid to shill.
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How soon can we expect these thousands of deaths from lack of heating? You faggots seem very insistent on that being an inevitably. Tell you what if you give me an accurate prediction, in April I'll forward you my Soros bux for the fiscal quarter.
 
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MG-34 said:
How soon can we expect these thousands if deaths from lack of heating? You faggots seem very insistent on that being an inevitably. Tell you what if you give me an accurate prediction, in April I'll forward you my Soros bux for the fiscal quarter.
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Should happen round about the same time the 40km convoy of doom reaches kyiv, the donbass cauldron closes and hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian soldiers NATO special forces forced to surrender, kharkiv is taken, liman defended, belarus joins the war and closes the border between ukraine and poland, and Russian forces in kherson successfully storm Odessa and link up with Transnistria, thus leaving Ukraine landlocked forever

Any moment now.....I guarantee it....
 
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LMAO at faggots who think that there is some sort of alliance between china and russia. Those are two counties that would betray one another at first given opportunity. Guess who showed it's back first.
 
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Elbereth said:
B-but BRICKS...:'(
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LMAO at faggots who think that there is some sort of alliance between china and russia. Those are two counties that would betray one another at first given opportunity. Guess who showed it's back first.
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Ironically its the exact same types who like to say how NATO is on the verge of collapsing and how all its members are actively plotting to backstab eachother because muh-anglosaxon-hegemony/muh-russia-germany-axis/muh-multipolarity and whatever else is currently being sperged about by the Z-list geopolitical commentator brigade whose only employment these past few decades has been PressTV tier third world shithole mouthpieces

Then again vastly overrating russia's geopolitical and diplomatic abilities goes hand in hand with vastly overrating their military ability so its to be expected.
 
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This might be hard for a mutt like yourself to understand but the reason muslims reside within Russia is because they were conquered by them. Their introduction isn't recent like in Muttmerica: their lands instead were conquered hundreds of years ago (you wouldn't remember, your country isn't old enough) and they continue to live where they always have lived. This is notably different from america as the the only thing you're conquering is McDonalds (more specifically, the drive through lane because you're too lazy to get out of your car).
 
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It will only die when it stops being fashionable for edgetards to sperg about.

Think of it like that shitty Ghostbusters remake from 2016 which despite being a completely irredeemable and embarrassing failure in every way imaginable was still furiously and autistically celebrated and defended by woke media/social media retard mobs as some unprecedented and universally beloved success apart from a handful of evil and subhuman degenerates who were simply bitter and scared of the stunning and brave triumph of the causes it represented....

...right up until it failed at the box office so hard it torpedoed the entire planned franchise and destroyed the careers of half those who worked on it.
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You know what was final the nail in the coffin for me? The fact that they apparently ran out of budget for casting the leads and hired their mom's book club instead of even bothering to try and cast some attractive 20somethings. They had a chance to give their money-pit at least a single redeeming point and they FAILED.

I'm dead serious - they all look like members of my Boomer auntie's book club. Right down to the black dumptruck who legit runs around screaming "LAWDY JEZIS" at least once in the film. They aren't even 'cougar' material; they're a dead ringer for all the 35 year olds on Tinder "ready to settle down" except with professional makeup.

NeoGAF Lurker said:
The problem is the West has to win. The legitimacy of globohomo, NATO, and SWIFT are on the line here. Thousands of Europeans are likely going to freeze to death because of our retarded policy. Europe’s economy is going to shit because of energy rationing.
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As much as a part of me wants to sit and laugh while binging on popcorn after having my nation shat on by every Euroweenie twink for DECADES, I'm forcing myself to remember that these are real people with families. And not all of you voted to have your energy grids crippled because Greta McSpeddie recited a few memorized propaganda 'speeches'.

The legitimacy of SWIFT is something i could write a fucking thesis about, being as it was used to deplatform a nuclear-armed sovereign nation in a matter of weeks. That is a terrifying monopoly of power and I hope it is successfully challanged.

Male Idiot said:
I still don't see a western victory beyond some very unlikely marvel tier shenanigans.
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We won't see a traditional victory a la World War 2, with a Marine posing for the camera raising the US flag over their capital building while a flamethrower squad prepares to have Putin BBQ.

What we can do is fund the proxy war until they run out of first-line military equipment...and second-line...until they're fielding shit that's so obsolete it's little more than target practice on a modern battlefield.
 
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As much as a part of me wants to sit and laugh while binging on popcorn after having my nation shat on by every Euroweenie twink for DECADES, I'm forcing myself to remember that these are real people with families. And not all of you voted to have your energy grids crippled because Greta McSpeddie recited a few memorized propaganda 'speeches'.

The legitimacy of SWIFT is something i could write a fucking thesis about, being as it was used to deplatform a nuclear-armed sovereign nation in a matter of weeks. That is a terrifying monopoly of power and I hope it is successfully challanged.
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I agree, this war exposed a lot of problems. Personally I’m fine with it all burning down. I really don’t give a fuck who wins. Honestly this war is so avoidable and both sides have effectively lost. The proposed agreement that Boris Johnson squashed in April was the best opportunity for all sides to save face. Instead, we have this shitshow.
 
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MG-34 said:
You want want the local Mongolians
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You typed that out that cope so fast that you didn't notice a simple typo or even bother to correct it. I suppose that shows how much effort you put in to your posts.

Do yourself a favour and close this thread. This isn't the place for children like you who spam off-topic image macros because you got mad. I've read a few pages worth of your posts and I've learned nothing - this thread would be easier to read with background cope posts like yours removed. Thank you.
 
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Wasbenzine said:
You made a typo buddy! Glory to Z!
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Man no wonder you keep losing heaps of your friends to Ukraine. If your neighbors and family making up these dead Russian webms were human it would be tragic.





 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
U mad lol
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If Russia could fight as well as your countrymen could check spelling on the kiwifarms forum this war would have been over in 3 days.

The best part about that image you added in later is when it's written in Ukrainian it will keep you up at night for the rest of your life while the average American forgets Afghanistan.
 
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If Russia could fight as well as your countrymen could check spelling on the kiwifarms forum this war would have been over in 3 days.
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Nigga, you're simping for a country that lost two consecutive world wars and for a socialist ideology that didn't even last 15 years before getting overrun by commies, so your opinion on what constitutes "winning" is worth absolutely nothing.
 
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