Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Once again, Yarrow, how is this different from what Chris does? At least his imaginary husband isn’t based on someone who murdered innocent gay men in real life. Why aren’t you befriending poor widdle “Downer’s” victims? I bet they’re pretty fucking depressed.
But victims aren't smexy, you see. People who rape children, grannies, and innocent gay men are what really get them feeling warm under the belt.
 
she only wants "handsome" ones. no Gacy, no BTK, no Fred West. I'm surprised she hasn't gone after Bundy, she's so shallow
Thank you for putting “handsome” in quotation marks.

(Are you saying Chris isn’t pretty enough for her? :c)

Bundy is for normies. All the girls go for him and Yarrow is way too unique and special. Not special enough to fall for Jerry Brudos, but, well.
 
Not too much today.

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The P on the second patch is pathetic. You can not ask people to pay for this, Yarrow. It’s scrap.

Has no one ever told them about TUMS? I think about 20% of these health problems. Not eating foods that trigger it being the other 80%.
And if Tums doesn’t work, there’s things like pepsid. Beyond that, see a doctor and take their advice seriously. I won’t feel bad for someone who could have an easier life but refuses to.
 
It would surprise me if the doctor found anything down her throat, other than a sign down there saying 'YOU'RE FAT' and the doctor's recommended treatment is 'stop eating shit.'

She's giving us very little here, which makes me think he just made a 😐 face and she took that as a good thing, before he went into the next room and said to her mom 'same old Stephanie bullshit' with a shrug. I don't know how that letter to him will go down today, maybe there will be turkey thrown instead of bread. Most likely it'll be Papa Frig giving poker face, I don't know what reaction from him she wants.

Wasn't she on oestrogen some years ago after her hysterectomy? Is she still on it? She went backwards and forwards about one ovary being left in/all of it yeeted.

Also, stop with the uwus on your patches Staph, its super cringe.
 
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I'm a little perturbed by her Tampax bootlicking tweet. She's mad that women are boycotting a company that sexualized tampons, a completely normal item that some people hold outdated and uninformed opinions on. Telling women who are making their voices heard to sit down, shut up, and shove something up their ass is so hateful. Also, sucking up to a corporation isn't very 'anarchy' of you, Stephanie.
 
Also, sucking up to a corporation isn't very 'anarchy' of you, Stephanie.
that's a good point. if terfs boycott a corporation or company, does that mean staph automatically will support that company just to be contrary? she is one gross jubbly self-milking cow.

also happy eating day everyone I'm looking forward to having some drinks after work and I'm thankful for the farms
 
You want verification Steffles?
To quote ol' Musky Wusky himself: "That'll be 8 dollars."
Other than that, seems like Steffles didn't get the real response she wanted, a massive fight, so I consider this to be a good thing in every sense of the word.
We didn't get any milk, but sometimes it's better that way.
 
Her patches tend to be so of-the-moment (Rittenhouse being let off, Keffals having a shady background, Musk and verification), even if well-made they wouldn't make sense as a patch on your clothing. They're just tweets. They're in the style and length of tweets.
Meanwhile her twitter reads like it's facebook or live journal or idk just chatting with a friend.
I can't imagine being this inept. Being this inept paradoxically takes actual effort. Jesus.
 
She spent the whole of Thanksgiving spamming Twitter with a link to her Etsy shop, as she said she was bored. Then pondered this:
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Might be to do with you shitting up peoples' feeds with your smelly patches every hour.

Unfortunately, there seemed to be no dramatics during Thanksgiving. I don't know what happened with that letter to her dad.
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I'm going to start using 'More soul retrievals need to be done first' as an excuse to get out of anything.

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'Muscle mass' lol.
 
She spent the whole of Thanksgiving spamming Twitter with a link to her Etsy shop, as she said she was bored. Then pondered this:
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Might be to do with you shitting up peoples' feeds with your smelly patches every hour.

Unfortunately, there seemed to be no dramatics during Thanksgiving. I don't know what happened with that letter to her dad.
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I'm going to start using 'More soul retrievals need to be done first' as an excuse to get out of anything.

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'Muscle mass' lol.
I dont know which is funnier, the utter delusion that they're gaining muscle mass by doing nothing or the delusion they'll have if and when they lift a dumbbell for the first time and think they're gaining muscle mass despite likely doing it wrong and still not eating correctly for muscle to even grow.
I know Americans don't learn shit in P.E. but a cursory Google search would tell you that it isn't as simple as simply lifting 5LBS here and there. There's a reason diets usually come with the territory.
 
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