UK United Kingdom Royal Family / Royal Families Drama General Thread - formerly "Prince Harry and Meghan to step back as senior royals"

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The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have announced they will step back as "senior" royals and work to become financially independent.

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In a statement, Prince Harry and Meghan also said they plan to split their time between the UK and North America.

The BBC understands no other royal - including the Queen or Prince William - was consulted before the statement and Buckingham Palace is "disappointed".

Senior royals are understood to be "hurt" by the announcement.

In their unexpected statement on Wednesday, also posted on their Instagram page, the couple said they made the decision "after many months of reflection and internal discussions".

"We intend to step back as 'senior' members of the Royal Family and work to become financially independent, while continuing to fully support Her Majesty The Queen."

They said they plan to balance their time between the UK and North America while "continuing to honour our duty to the Queen, the Commonwealth, and our patronages".

"This geographic balance will enable us to raise our son with an appreciation for the royal tradition into which he was born, while also providing our family with the space to focus on the next chapter, including the launch of our new charitable entity."

A Buckingham Palace spokeswoman said discussions with the duke and duchess on their decision to step back were "at an early stage", adding: "We understand their desire to take a different approach, but these are complicated issues that will take time to work through."

The couple's announcement on Wednesday comes two months after the Duke of York withdrew from public life after a BBC interview about his ties to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, who killed himself in August.

 
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Oooh! Oooh! Guess who is back in the trashy tabloids today?


... Nile Gardiner, a foreign policy analyst and former aide to Margaret Thatcher, spoke out after it emerged that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex will receive a human rights award for standing up to "structural racism" in the Royal Family. ...
Any of you Brits ever heard of this guy? I certainly haven't.

Human rights award for saying the UK monarchy is racist?
I've done that, why not give me the award? :lit:
 
Any of you Brits ever heard of this guy?
I've vaguely heard of him. IIRC he's appeared in opinion columns in various broadsheets over the years, usually with some variation of "thatcherism good, right?". Talks himself up into more than he really is. Probably a grifter.
 
Oooh! Oooh! Guess who is back in the trashy tabloids today?



Any of you Brits ever heard of this guy? I certainly haven't.

Human rights award for saying the UK monarchy is racist?
I've done that, why not give me the award? :lit:
You're not getting the award because you haven't paid for it. The Kennedys are even bigger grifters than H&M.
 
I swear Harry is trying to get his father to literally go medieval on him and declare him an outlaw or something.
He's been removed from some of his important titles, but I'm sure Charles can do better and remove him from the family and make him a commoner if he wants to.

I wonder what would Meghan do if this ever happens. "Mmmmh... yes, after he was expelled from the family, all the money was taken back by the Crown, and we became simply citizens with not one single nobility title... he, completely sudden, became a racist so I have to leave him for good. Yes, totally unexpected and I had no other choice."
 
He's been removed from some of his important titles, but I'm sure Charles can do better and remove him from the family and make him a commoner if he wants to.

I wonder what would Meghan do if this ever happens. "Mmmmh... yes, after he was expelled from the family, all the money was taken back by the Crown, and we became simply citizens with not one single nobility title... he, completely sudden, became a racist so I have to leave him for good. Yes, totally unexpected and I had no other choice."
The racist stuff might come up but he's on film admitting to having had a drug problem and anger issues. All she has to do is say he was using drugs again and she was scared for the children. That'll be the main sob story. Or, at least, it should be. She doesn't have a history of coming up with great plans.
 
The racist stuff might come up but he's on film admitting to having had a drug problem and anger issues. All she has to do is say he was using drugs again and she was scared for the children. That'll be the main sob story. Or, at least, it should be. She doesn't have a history of coming up with great plans.
The question is whether she just wants a divorce settlement, or if she also wants to go on TV with Oprah again. In that case she will thump of the racism issue on the show if not in court.

Oprah (for those Brits unaware) is a spiritual leader of color beloved by suburban white women. :)
 
The question is whether she just wants a divorce settlement, or if she also wants to go on TV with Oprah again. In that case she will thump of the racism issue on the show if not in court.
Meghan's not very smart. She's gonna thrown everything at him and his family for attention. All she won't get in the divorce, she'll get from exclusive interviews, book deals, and TV appearances. It's not money what she wants so desperately, it's fame and power.
 
Reminder that Meghan is a moron who threw away any chance for power in US politics. Taking on a title of nobility disqualifies you from holding office, so she cut off one avenue of fame. Then she goes on to piss off the Queen of England, which gets her hushed from the British media.

In short, even if she gets a divorce and tries to run back to US politics she’s completely fucked. Good lord the exceptionalism on display here.
 
Reminder that Meghan is a moron who threw away any chance for power in US politics. Taking on a title of nobility disqualifies you from holding office, so she cut off one avenue of fame. Then she goes on to piss off the Queen of England, which gets her hushed from the British media.

In short, even if she gets a divorce and tries to run back to US politics she’s completely fucked. Good lord the exceptionalism on display here.
I can't see her happy with being a US politician. Don't get me wrong, they become experts at getting both money and power, but the really powerful ones succeed with quiet power. I mean until Nancy Pelosi showed off her ice cream freezer, could anybody point out exactly how much wealth she has, unless you carefully watched where she went and what places she ate at?

Megan wants the Hollywood/Kardashian/Paris Hilton type fame. Where not only does she have mansions, but also toadying yes men, a posse, recognition where whenever she enters any restaurant/hotel the whole place bows down to her whims. She wants the "Madonna demands a new toilet seat daily" level of fawning. She thought royalty was that goal, but what she wants is the stupidly wasteful Saudi prince level of wealth, mixed with the A-lister Hollywood actress level of fame.
 
I can't see her happy with being a US politician. Don't get me wrong, they become experts at getting both money and power, but the really powerful ones succeed with quiet power. I mean until Nancy Pelosi showed off her ice cream freezer, could anybody point out exactly how much wealth she has, unless you carefully watched where she went and what places she ate at?

Megan wants the Hollywood/Kardashian/Paris Hilton type fame. Where not only does she have mansions, but also toadying yes men, a posse, recognition where whenever she enters any restaurant/hotel the whole place bows down to her whims. She wants the "Madonna demands a new toilet seat daily" level of fawning. She thought royalty was that goal, but what she wants is the stupidly wasteful Saudi prince level of wealth, mixed with the A-lister Hollywood actress level of fame.

About Nancy Pelosi, yes I could because I know about the vineyards. I also know that she has to have deep pockets to become Speaker even though she had a Chinese spy working literally right next to her. Nancy isn’t quiet power, she has media squelching the obvious while pretending at said power. Honestly, that should scare you more.

Back on topic, Megan would be happy as a Senator or Governor. Her celebrity status would already have the yes men, posse, etc. Then you add the corruption money on top of that and she could pull a Bernie and have her 3 mansions lined up. Megan won’t ever be able to be a Saudi, but she could be damn close if she had the brains to play her cards right, which she doesn’t.
 
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She thought royalty was that goal, but what she wants is the stupidly wasteful Saudi prince level of wealth, mixed with the A-lister Hollywood actress level of fame.
I can imagine the screeching, once she found out the definition of "working royal".
 
So Meghan is in Indianapolis tonight for this Womyn's fund event at the Marriott. Classy and more prestigious than state dinners and Earthshot.



And I forget how much the tables were. No media was supposed to be allowed, but they're taking a few pictures and uploading anyway. Apparently there were party favors. They're framed photos of HERSELF and Harry.

I found a couple more photos. Guests look exactly as you'd expect. It's not clear if the frames were something given by Meghan or a guest there, but the cringe is the same.

I think I broke a funny fuse laughing at this shit. I hope to God they post more.


 

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To be fair from what I know (ie by watching The Crown), Royal duties involve a lot of low level ribbon cutting at the Hainesford M8 byway, speeches in front of the Coal Advertising Society, being named Honorary Vice-Chair of Ruffles (the charity for getting dogs artificial legs, named after everyone's favorite crippled terrier) in Birmingham.

It's funny that she ran from that in the UK to do that in the US.
 
To be fair from what I know (ie by watching The Crown), Royal duties involve a lot of low level ribbon cutting at the Hainesford M8 byway, speeches in front of the Coal Advertising Society, being named Honorary Vice-Chair of Ruffles (the charity for getting dogs artificial legs, named after everyone's favorite crippled terrier) in Birmingham.

It's funny that she ran from that in the UK to do that in the US.
She gets paid to do this in US, in UK she should be doing it for free.

You can take the girl out of 'Murica, but you can get 'Murica out of the girl. Capitalism, fuck yea!
 
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