Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DrearyDoomguy]

I tried to go back and read up on what's up but there's just so many posts.

Someone care to give me a tl;dr of this situation? I'd really appreciate it

Nick and his wife shared TMI about their sex life and are being made fun of. They are currently trying their hardest not to let it get under their skin and from the looks of it failing pretty badly. They will continue to be made fun of as long as they continue to double down on their oversharing.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

There can be an end to this horror Nick. Simply stop claiming to be a trad Catholic while posting lewds of your wife, and you will be given safe passage through the wasteland. Just walk away from the cringe.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I tried to go back and read up on what's up but there's just so many posts.

Someone care to give me a tl;dr of this situation? I'd really appreciate it

See below.

Several lingerie pics Lady Rackets and the Hank Hill whisky bottle butt shot from Nick. I don't understand the tripod sperging, but when the photos came out they were cropped so the fact they were posted in Nick's public Locals chat (Not Nicks private discord, even Null got that wrong) wasn't immediately known and Lady Rackets was accused of cheating on Nick with no real basis. Since then it's been the spergs hoping it'll escalate because the real story is Nick and his wife are both degenerates and apparently monogamous.

 

[Phony Chicken]

I can tell you alogs are ignorant newfags since you don't realize Nick has been called "Rackets" since at least 2018 due to dyslexic people unable to pronounce his last name, thus by extension his wife has been referred to as Lady Rackets for just as long. Lurk moar.

Blow me. I've been following Nick for years. It was cringe then and it's still cringe.
Just because I'm a new account doesn't mean shit. You know some people got locked out of their accounts when Null did the password reset if they were using a lolcow.email address.

 

[Fools Idol]

Yep, still deflecting.
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"Lady Rackets" is a cringe name.

If only there was some middle ground between CBT toy reviews and his wife's (and his for that matter) naked asses and a burqa. At this point why even bother with the swimsuit, we wouldn't want be a prude now would we?

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Thank God not yet. The littlest one has snuck on camera a couple times but that was just to give hugs to Drex and Nick. Though the Drex one was after Nick got too drunk and couldn't finish the stream so Drex had to take over the stream. He didn't know what he was doing and it was hilarious, him trying to read superchats with a little Aryan baby on his lap.

Just bombard him with comments that he really should keep his kids off stream and watch him do it just so he can blame "oppositional defiant disorder" and "I'm totally not mad, uguyz [proceeds to rant for 20 minutes about how not mad he is]"..

 

[Captain Manning]

Since this has generated sperging not often seen, can someone please clarify something for me? Did Nick/Nicks' wife post some actual nudes or porn of themselves, or was it simply lingerie and a distant ass pic of the wife?

Lingerie and distant ass.

Honestly, the LR shit is pretty mild in the grand scheme of things. I think she's dumb for doing it, and it's kinda beta he's okay with it, but whatever. YMMV.

The reason this thread blew up and was moved to a cow board is:

1. Nick said don't record yourself naked. He then recorded himself naked (oops). It's blatant undeniable hypocrisy, and he's being called on it.
2. A more esoteric point is that back during Weebwars, Nick moralized quite a bit about how he didn't like how the Toye's and Holmberg's were very open about their degenerate sex lives, and then for the past-year or so seems keen to one-up them in that department (oops 2.0). Nick's most ardent defenders will likely try and claim people are projecting their values onto him, but I don't think that's really gonna work considering how extensively documented WW was on KF. The man talked a fair bit about it. There's pretty clearly a disconnect between Nick of today, and the Nick of WW days.
3. People are now speculating if this rabbit hole of degeneracy will go any deeper. As you do around here.
4. Regardless of points 1-3, I'm sure some people find posting a picture of a bare ass with a bottle in it worthy of mockery all by itself. It doesn't need to be any more complicated than that.

There can be an end to this horror Nick. Simply stop claiming to be a trad Catholic while posting lewds of your wife, and you will be given safe passage through the wasteland. Just walk away from the cringe.
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NO! NO MORE TALK! WE MOVE THREAD! WE MILLLLLLLK! HE DO CRINGE. BECOME LOLCOW. WE MILK. MILK! MILK 'EM!!!

 

[SamTheEagle]

From what I'm hearing about what goes on in there these days, Sam wouldn't be caught dead in Rekieta's Discord either.

You are correct, Captain.

 

[huecoffs02]

I tried to go back and read up on what's up but there's just so many posts.

Someone care to give me a tl;dr of this situation? I'd really appreciate it

ever since Faran showed her panties on stream, Nick has gotten a bit more comfortable with cringe oversharing of his sex life. Locals chat and Discord have encouraged this behavior and they have become a bunch of coomers. Nick and Lady Rackets shared pictures of her on lingerie. Oh and he also uploaded a pic with a bottle between his butt cheeks. He got the Hank Hill ass.

That's pretty much it.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

There can be an end to this horror Nick. Simply stop claiming to be a trad Catholic while posting lewds of your wife, and you will be given safe passage through the wasteland. Just walk away from the cringe.
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I mean he’s never claimed to be trad. In fact he has constantly said people trying to be is why they are joyless fucks.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

I mean he’s never claim to be trad. In fact he has constantly said people trying to be is why they are joyless fucks.

Wearing a pope hat definitely implies he's trad.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Wearing a pope hat definitely implies he's trad.

No. It implies he wants to make fun of Pope Hat and then the chat just found it funny.

Heck, his pope hat ended up being put into his sex bag and found by flight attendants.

He says it was accidental…

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

We

Wearing a pope hat definitely implies he's trad.

Wearing a Balldo definitely implies he isn't.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Heck, his pope hat ended up being put into his sex bag and found by flight attendants.

He says it was accidental…

Ok, now I see why the thread was moved.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Wearing a pope hat definitely implies he's trad.

Either I'm not getting a joke, or you're not. I'm not sure which is worse.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

Either I'm not getting a joke, or you're not. I'm not sure which is worse.

I guess it's because theres no grey area, it's a very binary thing. Either you wear a pope hat because you're serious about being Catholic and are showing it respect, or the exact opposite. I was hoping it was respect, which is pretty stupid of me.

 

[huecoffs02]

Wearing a pope hat definitely implies he's trad.

Wearing it as he does unbreaded? I guess you are welcome to be retarded if you want.

What he is doing is hypocritical, yes. But you don't have to stretch that much to find the hypocrisy, Reed Richards.

 

[TheClappening]

Lingerie and distant ass.

Honestly, the LR shit is pretty mild in the grand scheme of things. I think she's dumb for doing it, and it's kinda beta he's okay with it, but whatever. YMMV.

The reason this thread blew up and was moved to a cow board is:

1. Nick said don't record yourself naked. He then recorded himself naked (oops). It's blatant undeniable hypocrisy, and he's being called on it.
2. A more esoteric point is that back during Weebwars, Nick moralized quite a bit about how he didn't like how the Toye's and Holmberg's were very open about their degenerate sex lives, and then for the past-year or so seems keen to one-up them in that department (oops 2.0). Nick's most ardent defenders will likely try and claim people are projecting their values onto him, but I don't think that's really gonna work considering how extensively documented WW was on KF. The man talked a fair bit about it. There's pretty clearly a disconnect between Nick of today, and the Nick of WW days.
3. People are now speculating if this rabbit hole of degeneracy will go any deeper. As you do around here.
4. Regardless of points 1-3, I'm sure some people find posting a picture of a bare ass with a bottle in it worthy of mockery all by itself. It doesn't need to be any more complicated than that.


NO! NO MORE TALK! WE MOVE THREAD! WE MILLLLLLLK! HE DO CRINGE. BECOME LOLCOW. WE MILK. MILK! MILK 'EM!!!

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Speaking of weeb wars, I also remember Nick mocking conthot Dominique Skye for her horny cosplay photos, and also her husband for allowing her to do so.

Makes you thunk.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Ok, now I see why the thread was moved.

Oh that was before the thread was moved.

It was always going to be the fun sex stuff he did that would get him after that.

 

[huecoffs02]

Speaking of weeb wars, I also remember Nick mocking conthot Dominique Skye for her horny cosplay photos, and also her husband for allowing her to do so.

Makes you thunk.

I am convinced that some of the personal issues Rackets was having were with Lady Rackets. Maybe they were not connecting as much or had drifted apart after the last kid and this is the way they found to connect again.