Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[6MillionCoofs]

Nick is actually blessed in this regard in that he already has a grift that is both incredibly boring and yet incredibly successful: lawsplaining the interwebs.

Which he still does . The simple fact is this for the longest time has been what the chat and the farms wanted. This is the end point. And now you’re telling Nick to disregard his audiance. Something KF often says leads to problems anyways.

Therefore Nick cannot win.

Why he's not making that connection and executing on a plan to save himself and possibly his marriage suggests he's (a) stupid enough to think work-from-home shock jock is a viable work/family strategy, (b) has some sort of compulsion, or (c) he's not really in charge because he's utterly obliterated too many boundaries already by bringing her into that weird world.

He still dows the boring lawyer content. Night show has always been this way the second he could make it this way. There aren’t enough funny legal things happening for him to do that all the time. Dude is real picky about what he finds funny.

I really don’t know why he has not read the Anal Chess brief yet.

If internet stay at home shock jock was not viable work Pewdiepie et al would not be millionaires.

 

[Daniel Wallace]

If internet stay at home shock jock was not viable work Pewdiepie et al would not be millionaires.

Reread what he said again.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Reread what he said again.

He said that being an internet shock jock was not a viable job when dealing with a family.

It is.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I'm not so sure this is going to have a happy ending. When you hit 40 things get weird for a bit. You start asking yourself a lot of what ifs. Kayla has been a homemaker all her life. Perhaps she wishes she did more with her life than be a baby factory to a drunken lout who hides in his man cave all night. Maybe seeing all these successful women that Nick hob nobs with has awakened a regret of unfulfilled potential. Perhaps Kayla yearns for the road not travelled.

Familiarity breeds contempt. The oversharing is cope. Nick better talk to Ty about protecting assets.

I don't know know about this one. I'd think Ty demonstrated well he's not the guy to talk to when it comes to legal matters.

And then, there is always that.
Great response.
Alternate timeline: It all comes tumbling down.

Let's hope it does. At least if it doesn't, I bet we get to see the growing contempt these two have for each other manifest in some comical ways.

 

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>people thinking I am joking when I say Rackets has AIDS

He’s a small ‘L’ Libertarian, but that still means Libertarian. Everyone fucking knows that Libertarians deserve nothing, but scorn and mockery for their gay hybrid views and inability to keep their sexual hangups in the closet.

Also, fucking shit his chat really buys into the nigger rape dungeon punishment. The death penalty in it’s purest form is a removal of bad actors from society. You pay at most for some rope and their cremation in a just and ideal world before sending them to God.
Nigger rape dungeons are a cruel and unusual punishment. They’re also expensive. Idk maybe Nick gets turned on at the idea of gay niggers pozzing negholes in prison.

The problem is, death penalty is auto-appealed to the maximum extent possible. That makes it more expensive than the nigger rape dungeon.

 

[Frog Ken]

The new hit porn coming SOON!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

they're in the hot tub on locals, kinda expected to come back to a couple new pages

It's honestly just tiring at this point. This faggot just doubles down. Next I'm expecting another twitch thot stream, just out of "muh oppositional disorder" spite. What a salty little bitch Rackets turned out to be.

 

[Phony Chicken]

Yep, still deflecting.

"Lady Rackets" is a cringe name.

 

[Stabmaster Arson II]

It's sad to see him do all this doubling down.
No one said bro posting your wife's ass is cringe to try and tell him what to do. No one said oversharing about sex is cringe as a way to try and police his actions.

It was advice given as a friend, in almost all cases.

Do what you want Nick, but just realise not everyone who criticises you us a "hater". Some of them are being constructive.

 

[BlueSpark]

Yep, still deflecting.
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"Lady Rackets" is a cringe name.

Same energy as the infamous video iDubbbz video where he was totally for real not mad that people were mocking him for dating a BPD skank that whores herself online.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

It's honestly just tiring at this point. This faggot just doubles down.

It's deflection. Doubling down would've been posting more lingerie pics. If he doesn't post anymore, it's a silent agreement with everyone who told him that was fucking stupid to do so.

 

[Kier Starmer]

What an idiot, no one is saying it was bad just very hypocritical. This new side to him is bad and just cringe.

"Lady Rackets" christ dude, your wife has a name. Just comes across as insecure as in this is "MY WOMAN". Knew someone who did that and their security is paper thin.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

"Lady Rackets" christ dude, your wife has a name. Just comes across as insecure as in this is "MY WOMAN". Knew someone who did that and their security is paper thin.

Lady Rackets has been the moniker he uses for his wife since forever and it's what most of his audience (and us, is her name really Kayla?) know her as. Before this influx of attention I don't think I ever saw someone refer to her as anything, but Lady Rackets in this thread.

Quit white knighting and make fun of Nick for showing off his pasty, pimply Hank Hill tier ass with a whisky bottle jammed between the cheeks.

 

[ChromaQuack]

The whole oppositional defiant disorder thing is quite funny, for three reasons as I see it.

1. It seems to be used as a shield in the same way some people use "muh mentalz" (and I will concede it might be a joke that went over my head, but I've been bitten by poe's law more times than I care to count at this point)
2. It's mostly diagnosed on children and teens.
3. It's quite literally set in the DSM-V as a way to say 'your child is an asshole who needs therapy to lolcalmdown' without making parents throw a shitfit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Lady Rackets has been the moniker he uses for his wife since forever and it's what most of his audience (and us, is her name really Kayla?) know her as. Before this influx of attention I don't think I ever saw someone refer to her as anything, but Lady Rackets in this thread.

Quit white knighting and make fun of Nick for showing off his pasty, pimply Hank Hill tier ass with a whisky bottle jammed between the cheeks.

Her name goes back in this thread as far as post #50. For someone who overshares so much, it is an odd "shield", especially once she started appearing on-stream. Post 50:

Some FAQs from a fanboy. All from his vids and social profiles - no dox here.

Personal details:

Nick "Nicky Rackets, The Alt-Right Lawyer, The Blackface Lawyer" Rekieta
"Central Minnesota" (Possibly Spicer, population around 1200)
Married for some time to Kayla "Lady Rackets" Rekieta; five children
37 years old (born in 1981/1982)

When does Nick typically stream?

Nick used to be more of a plain video-maker than a streamer, but he now streams fairly regularly at 12:00 midnight ET on weekday nights.

Is Rekieta a "real lawyer?"

Rekieta graduated from the Mitchell Hamline School of Law (then the William Mitchell College of Law) in St. Paul, MN, and started his own small law firm, Rekieta Law. As far as we know, despite his YouTube success, he continues to take clients through his firm.

Is Rekieta legally representing Vic Mignogna, Richard C. "Diversity and Comics" Meyer, or the other people whose cases he discusses in his videos?

No; it is very likely that Rekieta will never make a video regarding a case in which he is directly representing one of the participants. In the case of Mignogna, however, he did refer an attorney to him, as well as start the GoFundMe campaign to fund his case.

Is Rekieta really an "alt-right lawyer?"

Rekieta has gained this title by associating with others that have been tarred with the "alt-right" brush, such as appearing on Ethan Ralph's Killstream and covering the case of Richard C. Meyer vs Mark Waid with sympathies to the Meyer side. His actual political inclinations are probably what the kids these days call "basic bitch conservative," and actual alt-righters probably don't approve of his choice in friends (see below).

Why is Rekieta called "the blackface lawyer?"

One of Nick's best and longest friends is a black man named Drexel. Drexel has appeared on a couple of Nick's streams. One time "soon after college," Nick pranked Drexel by dressing up as him by applying skin toner and wearing a fro wig and some of Drexel's clothes (which would have been too large for Nick). A photo of this incident has made its way to the internet.

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Rekieta claims that he did this to make fun more of himself, as a scrawny, nerdy white guy, rather than to mock the "black guy cool" Drexel or black people in general, and that he wasn't dressing up as a stereotype of black people; he was dressing up as a stereotype of Drexel. Drexel says he was not offended at the time and isn't offended by it now, but the picture has given plenty of ammunition to Rekieta haters who know more about how black people feel than actual black people.

What's up with the hives/itchiness/redness when Rekieta gets excited?

Nick seems to have a bizarre condition where in he has an allergy-like skin reaction when he gets excited or angry, which occasionally manifests on his stream.

Does Rekieta know what he's talking about?

Nick Rekieta graduated from a law school and kept his large family fed by operating his own law firm. Even if he may be making most of his money from YouTube nowadays (which is not certain; superchats have been flooding in on his recent streams, but it's still likely he makes more through the work from his firm), those videos are made with a wealth of experience in both the letter and the actual practice of law (which are often quite different). For as great as you may be, if you are not trained in and have not practiced law, it should be taken for granted that Rekieta knows more about legal matters than you and your search results page, so for God's sake, if Nick is telling you to lawyer up, lawyer up.

NEVER TALK TO THE POLICE!

My memory may be faulty, but I think someone found Nick and Kayla's name as well on a donation brick (or plaque or something) at the Minneapolis zoo. (Although I can't find that from a search.) It may also have slipped out during some streams as well, or just generally be the amazing work our autists do.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know know about this one. I'd think Ty demonstrated well he's not the guy to talk to when it comes to legal matters.

He seems to be a better than decent transactional lawyer but some lawyers just shouldn't try cases.

 

[AbyssStarer]

Okay, so as evidenced by the hot tub cope, like with Ral... we can get Rekieta to do more idiotic shit if we just keep goading him.
Well Rackets, most people can manage to not post their privates up on the Internet. How did you and your tatted up wife get to this point? You should stop letting porn addicts in your discord and Locals. Porn never really leads anywhere good does it? It should seriously be limited.

 

[ZapparoniWorks™]

no one is saying it was bad

I have read this like 500 times over the past few pages. It's okay if you think his wife being a whore is bad. It's okay bro.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Since this has generated sperging not often seen, can someone please clarify something for me? Did Nick/Nicks' wife post some actual nudes or porn of themselves, or was it simply lingerie and a distant ass pic of the wife? I'm wondering if some are riled up over that, or is it the likelihood it's going to escalate into lolcow-tier degeneracy that has a few peeps excited.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

"Lady Rackets" is a cringe name.

"Lady Rackets" christ dude, your wife has a name.

I can tell you alogs are ignorant newfags since you don't realize Nick has been called "Rackets" since at least 2018 due to dyslexic people unable to pronounce his last name, thus by extension his wife has been referred to as Lady Rackets for just as long. Lurk moar.