Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Nick is back on Twitter

fuck yeah, how long do you think it'll last this time? I give it a month. but hopefully he goes out in a blaze of glory this time and for not calling someone rightfully a mutant.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Lucas and his legion of Troons have lost their de-platforming campaign lol.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The amount of idle speculation in this thread is reaching critical levels. We're bordering on Rekieta fan fiction territory here.

About time! As a Dre-la shipper I can't wait to share my collection of Drexel/Kayla OTP and Ron Type/Nick SLASH H/C stories. You guys will love it!

 

[Lord of the Pajeets]

looking like quarterpounder made a direct appeal to elon and it worked, after having done the same for sargon

thecoomering is clearly in this to get some fresh ass picks from nick

 

[feral cat #6385]

thecoomering is clearly in this to get some fresh ass picks from nick

He wants to see the balldo go up Nick's ass.

 

[Puff]

About time! As a Dre-la shipper I can't wait to share my collection of Drexel/Kayla OTP and Ron Type/Nick SLASH H/C stories. You guys will love it!

Don't act like you didn't just learn her name.

 

[Ike Aim]

I suspect they both have a list of problems.

There are a million and one ways this could be speculated on, many that are credible generally, but may not be entirely accurate to them as a couple. At the very least there may be trouble in paradise. The five-year anniversary stream kinda gave the impression that it hasn't been easy and from that they've honestly invited all manner of speculation both benign and gross.

It honestly doesn't need to be that drastic. What he should do, IMO, is roll back the clock to about a year ago where he simply reads legal briefs, offers commentary on the same, and then do a panel show with the rest of lawtube on an interesting mainstream trial whenever one happens. Alcohol optional.

You're on to something. It wouldn't matter if he took his long-suffering wife on vacations every 90-days and hired photographers to take tasteful photos for her to show off when they get back if he's just coming back to yuk it up on YouTube with the boys and a never ending parade of younger women while she's in the kitchen making peanut butter and jelly sammiches for the rugrats. She's still going to go full Where Have All the Cowboy's Gone? and bury that knife an inch deep in the butcher block unless she gets to have fun too. So, the best chance of diffusing this is to dial it all back and make it as boring as possible to get her to some kind of stability. Hubby is then toiling in the mines while wifey does homemaking. Nick is actually blessed in this regard in that he already has a grift that is both incredibly boring and yet incredibly successful: lawsplaining the interwebs. Why he's not making that connection and executing on a plan to save himself and possibly his marriage suggests he's (a) stupid enough to think work-from-home shock jock is a viable work/family strategy, (b) has some sort of compulsion, or (c) he's not really in charge because he's utterly obliterated too many boundaries already by bringing her into that weird world.

Spoiler: One of these three would never be caught dead in a whorehouse:

Not going to sit idly-by while men have all the fun.

I like Nick but he's yet another example if one was even needed why Discord is fucking cancer. I seriously don't know why he doesn't scrap it

Maybe he doesn't think he has a community or mean it this way but he did a stream where he seemed to waking up to how awful it all is. All he had to do was extrapolate / broaden his scope. Would have been the perfect pro-active wake-up call to pump the brakes on his own "community" and use the LegalBytes drama as a jumping-off point, but I realize that's some Monday morning QB and he may lack sufficient insight into his own situation, or not care about this controlled flight into terrain.

FIVE HOURS?????!!!!!

Someone would have to be a giga simp to listen to a bunch of dumb bitches talk for that long. Or at all.

You know, I didn't think about it that way but you're right. I was taking one for the team last night sitting through Nick's appearance on SimpCast...

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Lady Rackets Apologia

Kayla has spent the last 18 years of her life as a brood mare. She has had 8 pregnancies, 5 of them survived. She started her adventure with Nick as his hot, cheerleader girlfriend. Now that she has no children on the tit, and the youngest is old enough to not be under constant supervision, her focus on the next years of her life can change.
Meanwhile, she has a husband who has been providing well for the family, and who is gaining greater and greater visibility, and running in new social(internet) circles.

Kayla, now facing her 5th decade of life, wonders-does she still have IT? Is she still desirable as a girlfriend? Is her sexuality for more than procreation? She now has more time on her hands, due to her children growing up, and her husbands ability to allow her to be a stay at home mom...What is her husband up to?? She yearns to reconnect with him on that girlfriend level again...or to know that he still desires her. She wonders, how does she compare to the younger women who now come into their lives via the ether?

It's a story as old as time. Flirt a bit, put out a couple lewds, her husband can see that young men still envy him for having a hot wife, and she can regain some of the confidence of the young hottie she was before 8 humans grew in her body.

Sometimes, women can lose touch with themselves while they are living for others.
Just a bit of reassurance goes a long way.
They will be fine.

 

[Puff]

FANFIC

You do have a point. His midlife crisis was the YouTube channel. Hers is THIS.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Lady Rackets Apologia

Kayla has spent the last 18 years of her life as a brood mare. She has had 8 pregnancies, 5 of them survived. She started her adventure with Nick as his hot, cheerleader girlfriend. Now that she has no children on the tit, and the youngest is old enough to not be under constant supervision, her focus on the next years of her life can change.
Meanwhile, she has a husband who has been providing well for the family, and who is gaining greater and greater visibility, and running in new social(internet) circles.

Kayla, now facing her 5th decade of life, wonders-does she still have IT? Is she still desirable as a girlfriend? Is her sexuality for more than procreation? She now has more time on her hands, due to her children growing up, and her husbands ability to allow her to be a stay at home mom...What is her husband up to?? She yearns to reconnect with him on that girlfriend level again...or to know that he still desires her. She wonders, how does she compare to the younger women who now come into their lives via the ether?

It's a story as old as time. Flirt a bit, put out a couple lewds, her husband can see that young men still envy him for having a hot wife, and she can regain some of the confidence of the young hottie she was before 8 humans grew in her body.

Sometimes, women can lose touch with themselves while they are living for others.
Just a bit of reassurance goes a long way.
They will be fine.

I'm not so sure this is going to have a happy ending. When you hit 40 things get weird for a bit. You start asking yourself a lot of what ifs. Kayla has been a homemaker all her life. Perhaps she wishes she did more with her life than be a baby factory to a drunken lout who hides in his man cave all night. Maybe seeing all these successful women that Nick hob nobs with has awakened a regret of unfulfilled potential. Perhaps Kayla yearns for the road not travelled.

Familiarity breeds contempt. The oversharing is cope. Nick better talk to Ty about protecting assets.

 

[Japanese Beavis]

Why are people surprised?,

Nick gives KF """"good"""" PR, so most treat him with kids gloves.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

You do have a point. His midlife crisis was the YouTube channel Discord . Hers is THIS.

FFY.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Internet attention whore (all streamers are to some extent) transitioning to internet regular whore. Many such cases.
No moral outrage or anger, it's just pathetic and trashy. Hoping for many more laughs to come as this escalates.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

I won't lie was always dreading opening the thread to see Lady R being a homewrecker. Sometimes Nick can be streaming 6-8 hours during the day and then sleep and get up and stream 2-4 more hours during the night. Nick himself mused he may be addicted to streaming on a locals chat. That schedule sounds like a disaster to maintain with a marriage and taking care of 5 kids. Can see why Lady R could feel neglected and seeking attention. As for turning to Ty for legal help I hope he does so we can what other ways Ty can lose the case.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Perhaps Kayla yearns for the road not travelled.

And then, there is always that.
Great response.
Alternate timeline: It all comes tumbling down.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick gives KF """"good"""" PR, so most treat him with kids gloves.

Not as such. Even though he was a drunken, asshole, fuck up he was likeable and pretty entertaining. Unfortunately, he got weird and turned into a degenerate boomer coomer. Putting things in your ass and posting it on the internet is just a bridge too far.

 

[SargonF00t]

She's pulling the same "I'm a good christian girl" thing while covered with tattoos and hanging around degenerates socially. As much as I like her content, I don't buy her goodie-goodie routine for a second, and you shouldn't either.

As Godwinson would say, "she's a dirty, dirty bitch".

 

[feral cat #6385]

And then, there is always that.
Great response.
Alternate timeline: It all comes tumbling down.

Total Ralphamale victory Chud Bud.

 

[oh no im late for school]

they're in the hot tub on locals, kinda expected to come back to a couple new pages

 

[Captain Manning]

Spoiler: One of these three would never be caught dead in a whorehouse:

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From what I'm hearing about what goes on in there these days, Sam wouldn't be caught dead in Rekieta's Discord either.

Total Ralphamale victory Chud Bud.
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Ralph never wins. He's just occasionally allowed to not be the biggest loser for a day or two when KF's attention is distracted by somebody else's oopsie. This is one of those occasions.

Speaking of, I find it funny he of all people calls Lady Rackets a "skank, and Jade (Metokur's wife) a "fat greasy Korean" (she's Chinese, BTW),

Nigger, you shacked up with a human-horse hybrid who flicks her bean to lolicon, and somehow passes for a woman less than Keffals. I don't think you're in any position to pass judgement on the significant others of others.

I suppose when you like the taste of literal shit, it also goes hand in hand with shit taste in everything else. Including women.