Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[6MillionCoofs]

He used to have shows on specific law topics and retards on the internet. The article reading was in context of the law topic or said retard.

Still does. They are rarer now I’ll grant you that.

This shift in content is new and ramped up after the rumble move.

No. He absolutely had that stuff for the last few years as well. He’s always shifted between focused topics and not. And always floated between being a coomer and a boomer.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Melonie Mac is as vapid and spastic as she looks but her voice being grating really helped nudge Nick towards the edge. Not much more to be said there. As for Venti, I doubt she consciously maneuvered the argument there. Her bait was emotional in nature (as per usually the case with females) responding to the sheer amount of cope for Nick that was happening earlier in the stream. It just put Rekieta in the position of defending porn (and then CP) "on principle" because his strategy this week has been "lighten up, you guys are no fun. Look at us. We're having all this fun" and "no judgement". Then, Anna TSWG makes two brilliant contributions with her trademark probity "I learned a lot from watching porn" followed by "let's pull up these child lewds to decide for ourselves". That's when I think things got weird. At one point Nick loses his temper because of how much they have to clarify that they don't actually support child porn. Why this fucker decided to go on Chrissie Mayr's BimboCast especially on a week like this makes me think he really does believe he can smug his way out of it or else Chrissie convinced him. She mentions later in the stream that she tried to get Jack Murphy to do damage control on her stream at one point so it's possible that that was what this was supposed to be. I dunno.

Anyway: here's the stream just in case as I think Mayr usually delists because she likes to "premiere" (re-stream) her shows to maximize superchats from unknowing retards who think they're watching live:

Edit: I only catch about 10% of these streams so I'm not sure if this is a regular thing thus making it a coincidence but they do a comedy bit early on that has some pre-production (an intro) that is a play on Nick and the bottle between his buttocks. That would definitely prove that this stream was conscious damage control for Nick from Chrissie.

FIVE HOURS?????!!!!!

Someone would have to be a giga simp to listen to a bunch of dumb bitches talk for that long. Or at all.

 

[Daniel Wallace]

Dude wanted to do the content so he did the content. That’s always how he’s rolled.

Just because Nick is like, totally a free spirit man and just does the content he wants to do man, doesn't mean no one is allowed to make fun of him for sticking whisky bottles up his ass* or mention how out of left field him reviewing sex toys is. Every person with a thread on this website just does the content they want to do. That doesn't put them above reproach.
*To the literal autists here, it's a joke. We know he didn't literally stick a whisky bottle up his ass, you don't need to keep mentioning how he didn't really stick a whisky bottle up his ass. We know. The jury is still out about letting Drexel fuck his wife though.

 

[Tour of Italy]

You all can do your best to play it off, “haha, she looks great for having had five kids” but they have at least one daughter and they should know better.

I don’t give a shit if you think I’m moral grandstanding or whatever but the more I think about it the more uncomfortable it makes me. You cannot hide this kind of thing from your children, and this is nothing short of a terrible example.

 

[Puff]

You all can do your best to play it off, “haha, she looks great for having had five kids” but they have at least one daughter and they should know better.

I don’t give a shit if you think I’m moral grandstanding or whatever but the more I think about it the more uncomfortable it makes me. You cannot hide this kind of thing from your children, and this is nothing short of a terrible example.

Two, their oldest and youngest are known to be daughters.
Edit: I have been corrected.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Just because Nick is like, totally a free spirit man and just does the content he wants to do man, doesn't mean no one is allowed to make fun of him for sticking whisky bottles up his ass* or mention how out of left field him reviewing sex toys is.

No one is saying you can’t. Knock yourself out. All I was doing was saying Nick’s gone between this type of content and topics since Day 1. And certainly for the past 3 years if not 4.

He did a twitch girl stream complete with outfit and plushies. That Mudkip has seen some things no Mudkip should.

Nick likes people laughing with or at him. About the only think he gets annoyed at is liars and pedos.

The jury is still out about letting Drexel fuck his wife though.

Probably didn’t for the simple reason that Drex would never be able to stop mentioning it if he had.

You all can do your best to play it off, “haha, she looks great for having had five kids” but they have at least one daughter and they should know better.

I don’t give a shit if you think I’m moral grandstanding or whatever but the more I think about it the more uncomfortable it makes me. You cannot hide this kind of thing from your children, and this is nothing short of a terrible example.

They aren’t really hiding stuff from the children. This is hardly the first time Nick has said something that will scar his kids for life when they are older. And he knows this.

The only think they are doing is keeping them away from it while they are children. Which any parent should do. When they are older, who cares, they know they’ll cone across this stuff.

Nick has to explain blackface every other month.

 

[AnOminous]

You all can do your best to play it off, “haha, she looks great for having had five kids” but they have at least one daughter and they should know better.

It's the sons who are going to get the "yo mama" jokes. "Hey Rekieta, got any naked pictures of your mom?" "Umm. . .no. . ." "Want some?"

 

[6MillionCoofs]

It's the sons who are going to get the "yo mama" jokes. "Hey Rekieta, got any naked pictures of your mom?" "Umm. . .no. . ." "Want some?"

from where they are home schooled?…

Oh, I know, Drexal.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Didn't Nick used to say anyone who looked at loli should be put against the wall?

He only said that about anything involving real kids. His position on loli was that he thinks it's immoral, but shouldn't be illegal.

Rekieta just fundamentally doesn't get that talking a lot about your sex life always means you're insecure about it. He wants it to come off as "we are so content in our relationship that we're not ashamed of it and nothing bothers us like it does you normal prudes." But everyone on the planet knows that people who talk constantly about their relationships, even if they're not going into degenerate sex talk, are the ones in the most trouble.

That's probably what set him off about my post, specifically the keep it to yourself part. There's a pattern in his behaviour here that indicates he gets anxious if lady rackets isn't putting out for whatever reason. The sex talk really ramped up over the last couple of months, coincidental with her being laid up and "unavailable" after her surgery, but you can also see it get more blatant when they're apart. The guy is a horndog. Nothing wrong with that in itself, but he's using his internet audience to cope with a periodic lack of intimacy, rather than just knickling down and rubbing one out over pictures of his wife's butt.

He can be as degenerate as he wants in private - gotta have fun while the little soldier can still stand to attention, right? - but talking about it, especially on the internet, is where the line should be drawn.

... wait. Balldos are often used by people who have erectile dysfunction. Has he given himself whisky dick? Fucking hell, Rackets, I thought I drank to excess...

 

[AnOminous]

from where they are home schooled?…

You think they're kept in a Skinner box?

 

[Puff]

from where they are home schooled?…

Oh, I know, Drexal.

Kids these days have internet and the homeschool group is one "what does your dad do for a living?" away from finding the streams and this thread. It might not have happened yet, but is inevitable.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Shoving bottles up your ass is very Christian and trad. Nick would fit in very well with the America First crowd.

Given his whining and flaunting of platform rules, I've joked he's trying to speedrun to Cozy.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

You think they're kept in a Skinner box?

From everything Nick’s said they keep them quite local. And the groups they are part of so far seem to be the kind of ones that would kerp tabs on what their children can do online.

 

[AnOminous]

From everything Nick’s said they keep them quite local. And the groups they are part of so far seem to be the kind of ones that would kerp tabs on what their children can do online.

Yeah and it takes all of one kid to break containment. They're probably mostly boomer retards who don't even know how to do that anyway.

 

[Barry McKockner]

Nick, I know you read this. We're not mad at you, we're just very disappointed.

 

[Phony Chicken]

Melonie Mac is as vapid and spastic as she looks

That was the impression I got when I opened the stream for two minutes right when she was justifying being covered in tats while being a "Christian" and how the one verse about not doing that is about during pagan rituals or some shit. I prefer the argument using the verse saying your body is a temple for God. So by that, covering your body in tats is equivalent to covering a building with graffiti. Buildings left covered in graffiti tend to be abandoned.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Apologies for the long post in advance but I have just been waiting for this to happen. Nick to me has always appeared as a sanctimonious prick, how can you call yourself a law aficionado with a spotty history and poor presentation? I have family on both sides that are lawyers so I think it's why he irked me a bit. I would not good to an accountant for advice in the same regard and he honestly came across as preachy.

He's also a total fucking hypocrite because remember when he went on at Duncan for living off mummy and daddy. Nigga was living off grandpa's will. So don't fucking cast stones when the shit applies. He also said the same shit to the troons. But sure you can humiliate your kids.

If a wife has to parade herself openly in lingerie she is probably a whore. Sexually satisfied people don't do that at all, especially married couples. If my spouse did that I would probably divorce them because acts like this aren't just reflective of yourself but your house. Imagine going to your in-laws and parents dealing with the frank degeneracy.

I feel worst for their kids because the parents can't admit their relationship is failing/failed and have to use their e-fame as a vent. A happy marriage does not proclaim it's happy but shows it's happy.

Nick since the Kyle trial has been an arrogant prick, who thought he was the cool guy.

 

[ZapparoniWorks™]

Yeah and it takes all of one kid to break containment. They're probably mostly boomer retards who don't even know how to do that anyway.

They do a homeschool co-op. 30 kids to a classroom, just like public school.

 

[I'm not a Robot]

While the kids are in a home school co-op, they do attend a regular school for activities like art and band.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

besides getting stepped on by woman

I'm honestly surprised people manage to make a mountain of this particular molehill. It's a simple enough joke that has a story behind. Alog behavior.