Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Phony Chicken]

Sure but I don't so I want to know why I should, if others do. Is it that his wife shouldn't post ass shots on locals? Ok. Kinda minor compared to the good threads that have some sauce and spice to them. That's why I am asking cause it's not really juicy. It's not like boogie losing it all on crypto or Chantal flying to Kuwait to marry a stranger. But to each their own.

It's because Nick has spent A LOT of time making fun of people for similar shit but now that it's him and his basic bitch, tatted up wife, suddenly it's ok and not a big deal. You know, typical hypocrisy from loudmouths.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Boring lewds. I was hoping for more. 3/10 please try harder.

 

[Phony Chicken]

Are you ready?

 

[GettrGriftr]

Are you ready?
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Ok, I'll admit, I'm not degenerate enough. What's a Baldo?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

True, but that principally referred to the LegalBytes thing and her attempt at building a clique out of everyone who wanted to be a law-grifter like Nick. Lawcows has, I think, a wider scope than that. Also I find that name more amusing.

I always preferred the term LawLCow, for my own part...

 

[Potatoherder]

Are you ready?
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I guess we got the answer as to whether he is going to tone done the perv grandpa stuff.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Ya know this could have been avoided if Drex released his balldo review like he promised. Wonder how he's dealing with getting cucked on his review and not getting that sweet sweet balldo sponsorship money?

 

[Phony Chicken]

Ok, I'll admit, I'm not degenerate enough. What's a Baldo?

It's a sex toy you put your balls into that turns them into a dildo. Obviously something his core audience signed up for to hear him talk about using on his wife.

 

[GettrGriftr]

It's a sex toy you put your balls into that turns them into a dildo. Obviously something his core audience signed up for to hear him talk about using on his wife.

That sounds retarded. And maybe just a little painful.

 

[Jasper2K]

So did he really take a whiskey bottle up the ass? Whats going on lmao

 

[Oivey Cuervo]

Nick doesn't really even visit his Discord. And for all that he talks about it being degenerate, the Discord is mostly just a couple of his homosexual jannies posting tranny porn to each other in the NSFW channels, while the rest of the server offers up reddit-tier takes on the day's events. I was shocked by how boring it was.

Yeah, that's totally normal. Nothing to see here folks. Big Nothing Burger.

More degeneracy.

Okay this is the seventh fucking seal, besides getting stepped on by woman, constantly bringing up pegging out of NOWHERE, the obsession with futas, and NOW he has a fucking pseudo chastity cage he is literally peddling to his audience
ARE WE REALLY GOING TO PRETEND THIS GUY ISN'T AN OBVIOUS CUCK WHO GETS PEGGED?

 

[sneedem&feedem]

I deliberately entered a thread full of things that I do not care about and now I am not interested how could this be happening to me

 

[Matt Damon]

So did he really take a whiskey bottle up the ass?

Not up the ass. Squeezed between his ass cheeks.

ARE WE REALLY GOING TO PRETEND THIS GUY ISN'T AN OBVIOUS CUCK WHO GETS PEGGED?

Honestly, I wouldn't even care as long as he just kept his sex life to himself. But they never, ever do - it's like a law of the universe that all Internet personalities must eventually share every (invariably degenerate) facet of their personal lives with the audience.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Yeah, that's totally normal. Nothing to see here folks. Big Nothing Burger.

Okay this is the seventh fucking seal, besides getting stepped on by woman, constantly bringing up pegging out of NOWHERE, the obsession with futas, and NOW he has a fucking pseudo chastity cage he is literally peddling to his audience
ARE WE REALLY GOING TO PRETEND THIS GUY ISN'T AN OBVIOUS CUCK WHO GETS PEGGED?

I don’t even want to imagine the horror lady rackets would see with him bent over there’s nothing to grab onto

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

There's literally 20 pages of this fucking shit and I thought something had actually happened.

Yeah pretty disappointed.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

So just to make sure we’re all on the same page. In the broadest term trad is effectively someone with no STD’s, keeps their sex life to themselves, and isn’t an insufferable AIDS riddled faggot, correct?

Also, over-under on this being his mid-life crisis? He wanted to buy a corvette, I guess he opt’d for exhibitionism instead. Cheaper, I guess…

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I think we all knew Nick was extremely degenerate

He's one of those guys you just look at and watch for 10-20 seconds and you know he's hiding some high level perv stuff

 

[Potatoherder]

I think we all knew Nick was extremely degenerate

He's one of those guys you just look at and watch for 10-20 seconds and you know he's hiding some high level perv stuff

The issue isn't that he is a degenerate. The issue is he is being one on the internet. I have lots of weird shit i like to do but it's not for the internet to know.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Got too cocky Rekieta bros.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

The issue isn't that he is a degenerate. The issue is he is being one on the internet. I have lots of weird shit i like to do but it's not for the internet to know.

Good point

I can only imagine how bad the things are that aren't on display