Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Plaintiff is fat]

Fatrick about to OD on copium over at Hive

• it's not "early days" for Hive, it's been out since 2019, and it's still a buggy mess with no web version
• it did not add a million accounts in a day, the claim is that they REACHED a million registrations after 3 years of being out and going viral twice (in February of 2021 it also got a ton of traffic that fizzled out quickly). For reference the Mastodon network has 7M users and added 600k in the past week
• Nobody knows who owns it, if it's an LLC or what, they never even registered a DMCA agent after three years. He learned NOTHING from Musk buying his toy.

This fat faggot with bitch tits pretends to be a social media "pro" and goes for the most bafflingly idiotic refugee app. Here's current Google search volume for Hive vs Mastodon. Keep in mind "hive" the word as baseline.


Past 90 days to see how far ahead Mastodon is just in this recent exodus, and the baseline for "mastodon" the word is much lower:


Does he hate the Fediverse because he knows about kiwifarms.cc (RIP)? or is he bitter that he's late to the trend and is trying to have a chance at being an early adopter of something that gets popular? Whichever the case he's retarded for choosing Hive. Literally Tumblr is a smarter bet.

If Hive catches on among normies significantly by March 1st, I'll buy a copy of Starship Repo (it won't).

 

[RussianParasite]

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I’ve seen people on the internet huff ungodly amounts of copium, but this is really next level.

Don’t worry, Pat, the aTalkers will never get off this “ride” of yours.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Do you think Himmler‘s ghost looks at Pat’s twitter and goes like ‘damn, at least I wasn’t that cringe’?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Do you think Himmler‘s ghost looks at Pat’s twitter and goes like ‘damn, at least I wasn’t that cringe’?

Hermann Göring's ghost looks at Pat and says, "Thank God I was never that fat."

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Hermann Göring's ghost looks at Pat and says, "Thank God I was never that fat."

I mean even Taft managed to spring a daring raid on Spain and through all that only he survived. Hmmmm…

 

[An automatic clown]

Pat saying he "invested" $5k to get his twitter back is the biggest dose of copium I've ever seen

 

[JJLiautaud]

Fatrick about to OD on copium over at Hive
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• it's not "early days" for Hive, it's been out since 2019, and it's still a buggy mess with no web version
• it did not add a million accounts in a day, the claim is that they REACHED a million registrations after 3 years of being out and going viral twice (in February of 2021 it also got a ton of traffic that fizzled out quickly). For reference the Mastodon network has 7M users and added 600k in the past week
• Nobody knows who owns it, if it's an LLC or what, they never even registered a DMCA agent after three years. He learned NOTHING from Musk buying his toy.

This fat faggot with bitch tits pretends to be a social media "pro" and goes for the most bafflingly idiotic refugee app. Here's current Google search volume for Hive vs Mastodon. Keep in mind "hive" the word as baseline.
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Past 90 days to see how far ahead Mastodon is just in this recent exodus, and the baseline for "mastodon" the word is much lower:
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Does he hate the Fediverse because he knows about kiwifarms.cc (RIP)? or is he bitter that he's late to the trend and is trying to have a chance at being an early adopter of something that gets popular? Whichever the case he's retarded for choosing Hive. Literally Tumblr is a smarter bet.

If Hive catches on among normies significantly by March 1st, I'll buy a copy of Starship Repo (it won't).

also isnt twitter still doing really well?

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Over a hundred tweets in a day on "Elmo's" Twitter, bitching the entire time, runs to Hive, immediately gets called "fatty tits".

If it was anyone else, I'd still laugh at these "problems", but with Patty it gets extra contemptuous snorts.

On a side note, snorts are sounds often made by pigs. which Patrick resembles, if the pig was even fatter than normal, perhaps some kind of glandular issue or a mutant of some kind. Even other pigs would call Pat "fat" if Pat was a pig, but he's not.

He ASPIRES to be a pig.

 

[JustStopDude]

This is the Twitter killer Hive. It is the antithesis of what Patrick does. No pontificating.


Sorry pat. I know you read this. Um...oogal booga. Elon musk and 9th grade gym are evil.

 

[Mr Moonface]

 

[Broadside]

Thank you for telling everyone where you will be going. Will you also like to broadcast the fact that you are on vacation?

Honestly his fucking stupidity never fails to leave me open mouthed

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Crazy how Elmo personally went on the database and erased followers from the pundit firebrand but much higher profile, politically involved accoutns such as Keffals and Brianna Wu don't suffer the same losses

also interesting that if you search his mentions nobody said this to him over Twitter

Conspiracy victim Pat fascinates me because there's no way his ballwashers don't cringe at his delusions of grandeur

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

FUN FACT: "My Joke Book" is what Patty's mom called his baby/toddler photo album.

Pat doesn't know it's called a photo album usually, and his mom was openly mocking his stupidity in front of family.

Nobody ever had the heart to tell him.

 

[PedoSec]

My theory is he's avoiding Mastodon because he found out about Fatception II: The Fattening from this thread. He's afraid of all the fake accounts.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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The shooter was a fat and gay incel. Clearly a right winger.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

"What I have to say", oh, you mean the exact same things fully endorsed by the mainstream media, academia, ruling political parties, major corporations, Hollywood, The Disney Chanel, etc?
Our little freedom fighter pig sure is speaking truth to power and paying the price for it.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Little bit of a power level here, but I love Tiny Tim fan fiction! On learning that Pat is sending something like one tweet ever few minutes all day every day, I admit that I became a bit frustrated and angry at the delays on this future best seller.

Since I do NOT want to go to prison for stalking and Patty is quite litigious, I called his mom instead, hoping for some hint as to when I can expect to get my hands on some of that Tiny Tim action!

After a brief introduction, I barely said his name and she started openly bawling, weeping inconsolably. I was on the phone with her for over an hour, and I can't share what we talked about, but I can tell you two things.

First, she never stopped crying.

Second, if you only knew how bad it was.

 

[Ophelia]

If he was a real badass he’d try to plant his flag on Parler or Truth Social. Fight the good fight behind enemy lines.
I’m a bit surprised he hasn’t got a tumblr. Maybe it’s more of a girl thing.

I was going to ask the same thing. Sometimes his output sounds like it was machine/AI generated. Or like that of someone who has no idea what's going on but must post anyway.

He’s drunk off his ass.

You can't tell me some random Somali wouldn't do more for US society than this fat piece of shit.

Just let me be political for a second: Ilhan Omar.

a big fat

Now what does that remind me of?

Conspiracy victim Pat fascinates me because there's no way his ballwashers don't cringe at his delusions of grandeur
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Did that actually happen?

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

No... this can't be. People on Twitter are saying that Hive,
launched in 2019... DOES NOT HAVE TERMS OF SERVICE PUBLISHED ANYWHERE

HAHAHAHHAHA

They have some "be nice, y'all" type message in lieu of a carefully crafted document outlining their policy

Brilliant choice from Patrick, a real social media savant. Robust, professionally run unlike Elmo's app that's on the brink of massive outage as soon as the World Cup begins.

 

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My theory is he's avoiding Mastodon because he found out about Fatception II: The Fattening from this thread. He's afraid of all the fake accounts.

Yep, he will avoid any environment where he cannot run to mommy the tranny jannies when people make fun of him. You can hide but you can't run in the Fediverse.