Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Premium Gonzo]

I feel sick knowing there is one prowling around Sydney CBD, especially when I work near there

I was waiting for a fruit farmer to recognise where it was. Surprisingly there hasn't been many at all.

Despite the Minecraft Fong jones trooning up hyde park.

 

[shinkansen]

I have a relative with high functioning autism. He basically has the mind of a 6 to 10 year old. If a troon is working a cash register for example at McDonalds, he goes up to them and just like Chad Clockwork he always misgenders them by their biological sex. Addressing a FTM as "Ma'am". It's sorta funny that troons fail so hard at passing that they can't even fool a legit mentally disabled person.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I walk by the train station when I clock him immediately. He sticks like a sore thumb.

He was very tall, two heads taller than me, blond, white, emaciated. Probably self induced anorexia trying to get rid of all that pesky male muscles. Face like a corpse. The hair is the classic hair type, you know which one, wiry, unruly, with lone wolf hairs sticking out everywhere despite clear attempts to comb it.

I seldom see this in anybody but troons and cartoon people after getting electrocuted.

He is clearly going (and failing) for the manic pixie dream girl, Ramona Flowers, look, with a sixties like flower patterned one piece, denim jacket and leather feathered boots.

He walks weirdly, like an Enderman from Minecraft. Not a femenine walk but not a masculine walk. It was like if his spine was about to break and his upper body was ready to collapse demolition style.

Face expression was something between paranoid fear as if anybody at any moment were to recite the whole YWNBAW copypasta by memory, disappointment at not being noticed, and sneering conceit.

Troons had started to appear around this area since the pandemic, before 2020 I legit had never seen one in the flesh. Now I see one different every other week.

 

[umami's milk]

It's sorta funny that troons fail so hard at passing that they can't even fool a legit mentally disabled person.

The mentally disabled lack the filters and politeness that us nypicals have had drilled into us, so it's not like he can be 'fooled' at all. This is also why you see a lot of children clocking trannies left and right.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

He walks weirdly, like an Enderman from Minecraft. Not a femenine walk but not a masculine walk. It was like if his spine was about to break and his upper body was ready to collapse demolition style.

Genderman.

 

[oramge cat]

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Well that's one I certainly haven't seen used before.

God damn you. You wrote a whole novel and we don't even find out if he's trans or not? Perhaps he simply has hormonal issues.

It was a really good story and she fucking blue balled us on the ending. I need closure!

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

dammit I saw another one today.

At the Starbucks drive-thru the voice over the mic sounds very, very gay. I thought he said "this is Greg" and I thought oh ok Gay Greg, and ordered. Pull up to pick up the order and there is this reedy, pock-marked heroin chic troon with skittle moobs and a lacey dress and a nametag that says GRACE she/her.

 

[umami's milk]

dammit I saw another one today.

At the Starbucks drive-thru the voice over the mic sounds very, very gay. I thought he said "this is Greg" and I thought oh ok Gay Greg, and ordered. Pull up to pick up the order and there is this reedy, pock-marked heroin chic troon with skittle moobs and a lacey dress and a nametag that says GRACE she/her.

thats what u get for shopping at starfags you tard hueh heuh euh heuh swag

 

[Enrique Pena Nieto]

I saw this guy wearing booty shorts meant for women at a cicis pizza he didn’t look all there and was carrying a trash bag.

 

[umami's milk]

i don't think that's a troon. i think that's just a dude who's stopped giving a fuck.
also if you're going to take sneaky pics, they've got to be just that. sneaky. he looks like he's ready to beat you to a pulp.

and for the love of god. use thumbnails.

 

[Enrique Pena Nieto]

i don't think that's a troon. i think that's just a dude who's stopped giving a fuck.
also if you're going to take sneaky pics, they've got to be just that. sneaky. he looks like he's ready to beat you to a pulp.

and for the love of god. use thumbnails.

I can assure you he was wearing booty shorts meant for women.he made the employees uncomfortable also he was staring into the abyss.

 

[umami's milk]

I can assure he was wearing booty shorts meant for women

I know, but maybe he's just a faggot. hasn't gone full troon loon yet. Maybe if his socks were up to his thighs could he make this thread.

oh yeah and he's also got to have some crusty Party City ass wig that hasn't been brushed in a millennia. y'know... with the hair sticking every which way?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I can assure you he was wearing booty shorts meant for women.he made the employees uncomfortable also he was staring into the abyss.

There are some hobo crackheads who just don't give a shit and wear whatever they fancy from the donation bin, near as I can tell. Have periodically seen such things for decades now out here. They don't match the skirt or shorts or whatever with anything remotely feminine and they don't seem to grow out their hair or make any other token effort. They have used so many drugs, at this point when they go to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, all their stuff comes from "Beyond."

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Genderman.

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How fitting, given that both endermen and troons recoil at the sight of water.

 

[DicksOutForKiwigglers]

At work we have a new person working who is a troon with self-described Asperger's syndrome/autism. Ugly as sin and doesn't pass at all. Likely not going to last long here since they have no filter go on and on about their various mental illnesses and such.

 

[Enrique Pena Nieto]

There are some hobo crackheads who just don't give a shit and wear whatever they fancy from the donation bin, near as I can tell. Have periodically seen such things for decades now out here. They don't match the skirt or shorts or whatever with anything remotely feminine and they don't seem to grow out their hair or make any other token effort. They have used so many drugs, at this point when they go to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, all their stuff comes from "Beyond."

It’s hard to tell now since troons look like hobos also he could be “non binary” not wanting to dress fully in male and/or female clothes

 

[JamusActimus]

he looks like he's ready to beat you to a pulp.

Agree, that nigga looks like he's about to pimp slap someone.

 

[Cringe newfag]

i don't think that's a troon. i think that's just a dude who's stopped giving a fuck.
also if you're going to take sneaky pics, they've got to be just that. sneaky. he looks like he's ready to beat you to a pulp.

and for the love of god. use thumbnails.

Imagine how embarrassing it would be if the Kiwi Farms death toll gets to -1

 

[Geranium]

Saw my first TIF! I was so excited I almost said so to her!

At the bar in Wetherspoons (for non-Britbongs, an omnipresent chain of cheap and reliable bars) and this short woman served me. She was kind of short and round but not unattractive, wearing earrings, with the sort of hairstyle my mother had when she was in her 30s with the fringe swept across. She even had a female name pop up on the till so I was quite surprised when I saw her badge that said “he him his”.

When any pub patron would refer to their bartender in the third person is beyond me.

Edit: I am still in the pub and have noticed that she has that lower lip stud that girls get and also has tiny hands. It’s such a shame that she’s only interested in gay men or is a self-hating lesbian

 

[InternetDramaFillsTheVoid]

Surprisingly there hasn't been many at all.

Good, let’s keep it that way.

Despite the Minecraft Fong jones trooning up hyde park.

Oh fuck, I don’t know who that is. Do I want to know?