Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Lowtax turned around and killed himself when for the first time, he had to face the music for his shitty behavior and couldn't just fuck off into an ambien haze, throw money at it, or call momtax. For most people the moment of actually facing consequences for something shitty they did happens way before the 40s and is basically always a learning experience. Remember that Lowtax didn't just decide one day to end it all out of hopelessness, he pulled the trigger the day a court basically officially ruled he's a piece of shit and, for once, HAS to face the facts. Yes, he burned through his money in a spiteful manner to make sure his kids never get an advantage out of it but seeing that he waited to the last day, he apparently still did not really believe in consequences until they actually happened. That's also why he's dead. If that never happened, he'd still be an alive piece of shit today. If he could do it all again, he'd probably just end up making sure maple wife never can take him to court. I leave up to you what that means.

How can you feel sorry for that guy? It's impossible.
 
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BrunoMattei said:
Not to shit on you guys but the man has been dead for going on 2 years. His mom's dead. There was a successful Go Fund Me for the 2nd ex-wife and his 3rd child. His cunt mother can't terrorize the 2nd ex-wife. There was some kind of bitter sweet happy ending to all of this.

What more is there to say? I would understand if the coroner was still finding bodies on his property or something but ya' know... You're literally beating a dead horse.
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We do this to honor Richard - who himself loved to beat a joke (and his wives) mercilessly.
 
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Tanner Glass said:
We do this to honor Richard - who himself loved to beat a joke (and his wives) mercilessly.
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I'd say we're beating a dead horse, not that there's anything wrong with that, but we're actually beating this:
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repentance said:
He died on 9 November 2021, so he hadn't even been dead a year when you posted this. As more time passes, I expect his death will be acknowledged less.
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What is there to acknowledge? His life was a series of failures and he pissed away everything that was handed to him on a silver platter. If we're still around in 20 years, no one will remember him except the hardcore oldfags who pour out a 40 in honor.

"Dad, who was Lowtax?"
"Kid, if only you knew..."

If only he knew, indeed.

If only he knew how bad things really were. Wasting thousands upon thousands of dollars to avoid paying child support, doing his utmost to put down his own community like a rabid, slobbering dog, and ending it all the same way his life began - in the eternal oblivion of non-existence.

I don't hate Lowtax. I can't bring myself to hate such a deadbeat, sad, pathetic excuse for a man and a father. And he's six feet under, so it wouldn't matter either way. So many opportunities wasted. Children who will never grow up without a father. Deepthroating hot dogs for money before capping himself. Twenty years running a forum, and it turned out he knew nothing.

What a waste of what could have been a decent life.
 
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agility_ said:
The lesson to keep from Lowtax is you can't go through life being thin-skinned. The dumbass could not take anything that wasn't a remorseless stream of flattery. "I'm just gonna ban everyone who disagrees with me" taken to IRL extremes.
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His problem is he was a pussy and if it took any effort whatsoever, he just gave up. So he'd ban a bunch of people for fucking with him, then immediately cave in and let his shitmods overrule him. And then complain the site was full of people who hated him.
 
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deepFriedBaka said:
What is there to acknowledge? His life was a series of failures and he pissed away everything that was handed to him on a silver platter. If we're still around in 20 years, no one will remember him except the hardcore oldfags who pour out a 40 in honor.

"Dad, who was Lowtax?"
"Kid, if only you knew..."

If only he knew, indeed.

If only he knew how bad things really were. Wasting thousands upon thousands of dollars to avoid paying child support, doing his utmost to put down his own community like a rabid, slobbering dog, and ending it all the same way his life began - in the eternal oblivion of non-existence.

I don't hate Lowtax. I can't bring myself to hate such a deadbeat, sad, pathetic excuse for a man and a father. And he's six feet under, so it wouldn't matter either way. So many opportunities wasted. Children who will never grow up without a father. Deepthroating hot dogs for money before capping himself. Twenty years running a forum, and it turned out he knew nothing.

What a waste of what could have been a decent life.
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Had he put in any effort he could have afforded a lot more feet.
 
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Gwydion said:
What would ol' Dick Yanker be doing right this minute if he hadn't put a tunnel through his brainmeat?

He'd be screaming and clawing at the inside of his coffin.
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That depends - did momtax bury him with a bottle of "blood pressure medication" or not?
 
agility_ said:
The dumbass could not take anything that wasn't a remorseless stream of flattery.
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Read through his posts when he briefly posted here for some beautiful examples. Also for illustrations to the second part of being lowtax: constantly retreating into unfunny random access 'humor' when he wasn't being sufficiently fellated or when he didn't want to answer a question.
 
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