DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RougeRed]

Phils hair situation seems to get worse and worse by the month. More lost hair. More gray hair. Hell his beard is almost all gray. Wonder if he will go on a pity party that all this stress is aging him faster.

And he is just speeding it up by frying the hair he has left with bimonthly dye jobs.

 

[Iron Father]

Some of you guys have Phil-tier reading comprehension.

first big movie i remember going to was my bday party, flubber when i was 6, big movies used to be a maybe once a year thing, my dad still takes my daughters to see movies he won't like, is a bonding experience. I saw the rocky & bullwinkle movie with dear old dad in theatres, and he hated it, granted it was a terrible movie. Some people actually like being around their progeny?

Was your take away from my post that a parent seeing any movie with their child at any age is weird?

13 year old needs a ride from somebody to the movie theater though. It's why the age is in a range highly valued by bean counting movie producers.

That's exactly why I said it would make sense if Phil went with his dad if he was going with some of his buddies, and they needed an adult. Instead it sounds like he was a friendless retard with helicopter parents.

For example my son is 13 and if he asked me to take him to see [insert movie for kids/teens here] I'd assume he wanted me to drive him and his friends.

Edit: I just remembered that Phil used to regularly hang out with his mom at the mall, hit up the food court etc. He did a lot of friend activity with his parents instead of buddies his own age. No wonder he's a mongoloid.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Oh no, Phil... What are you doing?

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The Hauptsturmbettler of the Hate Army is back, boys!

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

The dent just decreases his cognitive ability by about 20 years.

 

[Dona Morte]

Grug loose game.
Grug low tips.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

It's hilarious how Phil goes from sixty excuses per second, whiny manchild every time he dies to a giggly happy person whenever he gets a few kills in a row, he is hating the game when he dies and talks about how unfair, stupid, buggy and delayed it is and how all enemies are invisible yet when he gets 3 kills in a row by camping a corridor he starts to smile and have fun, if he could have a 99,2% kill to death ratio like in his DownFromTheRafters account he would be having fun, unfortunately not every game is a pay 2 win candy crush clone.

Edit: He was mocking the game and said "Bad guys! There's some bad guys out there man bad guys look out! ACK ACK I love the lines, that's what they do in real life when they are in this paramilitary or like private military operations , and they go and just take people ownbgiouawngoiaw, look out for the bad guy! they are pretty nasty nasty let me tell you".

Does he even know what paramilitary is? why would a paramilitary group specifically be taking out bad guys? Did the FARC take out bad guys? The paramilitary groups are in the majority of cases the bad guys not the good guys you fucking dent, he said paramilitary to sound smart because using a word with more letters means more intelligence even when the word is used wrong (you see , paramilitary has more letters than military), and why did he said "private military operations", private military as in Blackwater? Why even mention that? again saying private military is more intelligent than just saying military because more words equals being smart, I think his gin brain said "private" as in "behind the scenes" military operations, Jesus Phil you are so retarded, he even said today that he uses harder words than necessary to appear smarter (although the wording was different), only retards think big words and more words equals being smarter ironically.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Grug loose game.
Grug low tips.
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You know how people will whack the side of their computer to try and get it working?

Phil is doing that with his brain.

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Grug loose game.
Grug low tips.
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If I didn't already have George Floyd as my Darktide Ogryn, I would have Grug or DarkSidePhil.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

A slow stream ends in a bitchfest by Phil over him being annoyed with having to shop tomorrow with the expected swarms of people.

Phil, you fucking idiot. You knew this was coming, and instead of adjusting your schedule to anticipate this, you instead (yet again) resort to whining.

 

[Iron Father]

Grug no think ahead no good.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

If I didn't already have George Floyd as my Darktide Ogryn, I would have Grug or DarkSidePhil.

How could he scream "I CAN'T BREATHE!", if he couldn't breathe?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Grug loose game.
Grug low tips.
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Grug hit enemy tribesman with sling 6, 7, 8 time, enemy tribesman hit Grug with sling one time and Grug go forever sleep!
Grug no see enemy tribesman on magic fireplace but enemy tribesman see Grug and make Grug go forever sleep!
Grug rebirth right near enemy tribesman and Grug go forever sleep right after rebirth!
Activunga lie about smoke signal speed! Enemy tribesman make Grug go forever sleep because bad smoke signal speed!
Grug be fully behind cave wall but still get hit by enemy tribesman spear and go forever sleep!
Grug need seashell tribute to barter for Big Grugina and pet sabertooth food after next moon!
Grug hate go to barter cave after next moon because many tribesmen be in barter cave at same time!
Grug need seashell tribute from tribe membership to do special Birth of Sky Father Festival!

 

[N0thingICanDo]

How could he scream "I CAN'T BREATHE!", if he couldn't breathe?

Because he took a pure oxygen inhaler just before that

According to DSP that could give you a few more minutes of breathing in a fully sealed room with no oxygen left

 

[Chernabog3000]

F

Beautiful.

Editing after that lil fucking sperg he does at 1:20. Bravo to whomever. Compliments to the chef. Very funny. Genuine laughs out loud. Kudos. This shit is awesome.

On the topic of chefs, and spiciness. Lottaa salt tonight. You love to see it. Couldn't happen to a better guy. All of it. Cod rage, memberships done for, disaster everywhere, the salt, its so copious. Just in time for Thanksgiving. A hefty plate a salt to shovel down our throats. Mmmm mmm. Good stuff.

This fuckin boomer with his is netcode. Confidently retarded over here not gonna pretend I know the ins and outs of call of duty online play and interweb gaming connectivity. But I do know he uses the word netcode bandaid. And not just the sense the he applies it to everything that hurts him. It just sounds like a cover all, Netcode, like a buzzword when dave utters that word, like a brand name synonymous with something. It's not that he understands any of its but he's heard of it. And that's enough. Truly a boomer and this has nothing to do with the actual tech behind this or his understandinf off it. Just the way he conveys his thoughts about them it sounds like older old guy talking about. Darnnnn nettttcoodeee God numbit, the interwebs are frazzled.

 

[RougeRed]

Some of you guys have Phil-tier reading comprehension.

You're responding to Marlin. You've already lost.

 

[NomineNemo]

Come with me and take a fleeting glimpse at a better world that could have been.

 

[Iron Father]

You're responding to Marlin. You've already lost.

Is that the Marlin from DSP's streams!?

 

[marlintan]

Is that the Marlin from DSP's streams!?

I rarely recall what i'm replying to or was talking about... I'm the only marlin like the fish in the vortex

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Come with me and take a fleeting glimpse at a better world that could have been.

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That would have been epic! Big ups to those guys. I didn't even think of such level of prank. That is actually such a creative joke. 10/10

 

[Mighty Pigmask]

Come with me and take a fleeting glimpse at a better world that could have been.

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This is such a wild fantasy that it's more likely DSP would get a job than agree to do it in that format with Destiny of all people. These dudes obviously know nothing about him. This is on the level of people saying DSP should stream himself playing champions. Cool fantasy but zero likelihood of it ever happening.