"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Twrx]

Pretty sure Fallon got his trans day of vengeance when he nearly killed Tamikka Brents.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

This is what Phil envisions when he talks tough and tacticool:

 

[Tragi-Chan]

A normal person takes stock of their past purchases and makes a note about what they have and haven’t used. This helps them decide what to buy in the future and can end up saving them money. I never wear hoodies without zippers? I won’t buy those anymore. I don’t eat many apples, so I won’t buy them as often. I’ve never once been attacked in earnest, so I don’t need fucking tactical gloves and fancy socks.

I find it interesting how he keeps begging for the same thing over and over. How much pepper spray has he hoarded at this point? How many weapons, how much body armour? Yet we know that when he goes to protests, he stands well behind the front line.

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What fight? Musk literally owns Twitter outright. He has all the cards. Phil, meanwhile, is a fat little pig with no influence of any kind. He is a guy using a free service at the mercy of its owner. If he started bouncing and squeaking too hard, they could just boot him off the platform.

Tusitala "Tiny" Toese, leader of the Proud Boys.
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I see Phil is pro-cop now. Good for him.

 

[Twrx]

I find it interesting how he keeps begging for the same thing over and over. How much pepper spray has he hoarded at this point? How many weapons, how much body armour? Yet we know that when he goes to protests, he stands well behind the front line.

What fight? Musk literally owns Twitter outright. He has all the cards. Phil, meanwhile, is a fat little pig with no influence of any kind. He is a guy using a free service at the mercy of its owner. If he started bouncing and squeaking too hard, they could just boot him off the platform.

I see Phil is pro-cop now. Good for him.

He always has been pro-cop. He just fails at appearing he isn't.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I find it interesting how he keeps begging for the same thing over and over. How much pepper spray has he hoarded at this point? How many weapons, how much body armour? Yet we know that when he goes to protests, he stands well behind the front line.

We know his socks disintegrate because he keeps them on as well as his boots because he never learned to tie laces properly. I mean there's pictures of his gnarly foot fungus where half his foot was green. That's not normal and you only get that if you don't keep your feet dry. So he's stewing in his tacticool gear even at home.

The pepper spray? I think he just has it ready whenever he walks outside and goes about spraying it everywhere to keep people at a distance. Either that or he's using it like Homer Simpson to spice up his food.

But I doubt Taters is capable of eating anything spicier than a touch of black pepper in his food.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I think he eBegs for the mace and then handily gives it to people he thinks are his friends

 

[Twrx]

I think he eBegs for the mace and then handily gives it to people he thinks are his friends

No idea why I didn't put two and two together, and catch it. But that's most likely spot on.

 

[AnOminous]

He always has been pro-cop. He just fails at appearing he isn't.

Here's a video where he admits to snitching to cops and boasts about how many cop friends he has, threatening an ex-friend of his with a cheese allergy that he can have them thrown in jail where they only serve cheese sandwiches.

This is the "Crime Minister."

A snitch to cops who boasts about how much he loves cops.

 

[Twrx]

Here's a video where he admits to snitching to cops and boasts about how many cop friends he has, threatening an ex-friend of his with a cheese allergy that he can have them thrown in jail where they only serve cheese sandwiches.

This is the "Crime Minister."

A snitch to cops who boasts about how much he loves cops.
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Been wondering where that video was. Gotta love the cheese sandwiches threat, from the prison fetishist cheese addict. At least he didn't throw in bounty hunters too like Lucas.

 

[The Dude]

Let's not forget all the times Phil the police ally rated out homeless people because they made him mad or had taken a spot that he wanted for himself to squat. Phil is a fascist pig.

 

[Ophelia]

Damn, his voice actually squeaks. You can hear how stupid he is. I’d rather listen to Chris talk than Phil any day.

 

[The Dude]

Both Chris and Phil have painfully obnoxious voices. They both have that high pitched combination retard/faggot voice that is just so grating on the ears to listen to. Phil's is more smug, and Chris' is more nasally.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Let's not forget all the times Phil the police ally rated out homeless people because they made him mad or had taken a spot that he wanted for himself to squat. Phil is a fascist pig.

He's no different than those soymilk latte sipping libtards that go around calling the police pigs, saying they need to be defunded and all that. Then the minute something goes wrong they're the first to cry to the police to come and help them now now NOW. Can't have it both ways. Can't be angry at the cops and then turn around and ask for their help. Well you can but it makes you a hypocrite.

Damn, his voice actually squeaks. You can hear how stupid he is. I’d rather listen to Chris talk than Phil any day.

You can hear the derp in his voice. It's uncanny.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Damn, his voice actually squeaks. You can hear how stupid he is. I’d rather listen to Chris talk than Phil any day.

I always thought the most irritating version of Phil was when he was in his chola phase. That derp voice, plus trying to sound like a Latina, plus the lip-smacking.

 

[Baguette]

Lol that Philly accent. The way he says "anudder" (another) and "bodder" (bother). The heavy breathing. It's fun to hear some vintage Phil again.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Here's a video where he admits to snitching to cops and boasts about how many cop friends he has, threatening an ex-friend of his with a cheese allergy that he can have them thrown in jail where they only serve cheese sandwiches.

This is the "Crime Minister."

A snitch to cops who boasts about how much he loves cops.
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Heh I remember this one. I showed it to some people who asked why some inbred was ranting about cops and cheese.

Man it’s aged finer than Gouda.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Man it’s aged finer than Gouda.

A cave aged Gouda is amazing stuff especially when paired with a nice wine. And since we're talking about cheese my local Costco has finally stocked some Stilton. It only shows up right before the holidays and disappears in January. Meaning I have to stock up on it now.

Lol that Philly accent. The way he says "anudder" (another) and "bodder" (bother). The heavy breathing. It's fun to hear some vintage Phil again.

This Antifa Superspud gets winded just walking down the street. You'd think Antifa would put more care into their members who are protecting us from the fash at every turn.

 

[Adamska]

If he waddled about like he did back then, his feet would probably crumble apart into wet pulp at this point. Also we know he's too scared to go out except if he thinks no one who could film him to make fun of him will be there. Or if he's buying plush toys to play Cartman tier tea parties with as a full grown man.

 

[Ophelia]

Or if he's buying plush toys to play Cartman tier tea parties with as a full grown man.

Puhleese. He gets those online. Lazy coward bum.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Puhleese. He gets those online. Lazy coward bum.

The internet is a blessing. You try to get two gay antitard plush bats elsewhere!