Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Crossposting from the Godwinson thread. Pulled probably the funniest part to me from the godwinson stream, really loving the Godwinson alogging. Kayla "Slatternly Woman" Rekieta really emotes her face like a loony toons facial expression study.
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'when the SSRI and booze cocktail hit.'

lold hard.
The face of a woman who takes nigger dicks.

 

[siegemeister675]

My fucking sides. She's an out of shape, dull, pasty, wrinkly white woman with cellulite, stretch marks, pimples on her ass, and the trashiest tattoos I've ever seen. Her post about being proud of her "beautiful body" that she "worked hard for" oozes narcissism and she fits the BBC cuckold profile. It's pretty obvious she hasn't worked out in years and has had multiple children. That pussy must be loose as fuck. Porn with this type of white woman is spammed all over the internet, only 40+ year old white dads with an inferiority complex, a reddit account and one foot on the tranny transition door get off on it. No fucking thanks.
edit, why do both of them have pimples on their asses and backs? Insect infestation or are they just dirty as fuck? The dandruff on the bed is disgusting.

You must be a hoot at parties. How are you so familiar with the "BBC CUCK PROFILE?"

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

Lady rackets looks like she used to be hot. but decades of getting ran through at swinger parties changed all that.

 

[AnOminous]

In other news, Law of Self Defense (Andrew Branca) still being an absolute shitposter lol. He's like Nick + Drexel without the degeneracy and most of the swearing but is chronically on twitter....

Also you'd be well advised to take his advice seriously about his area of specialty. He does actually know his shit.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

You must be a hoot at parties. How are you so familiar with the "BBC CUCK PROFILE?"

Rackets put her up on a pedestal knowing she would be judged by autists. All of this is entirely self inflicted.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Nick and the Mrs. are apparently thinking about doing a cosplay calendar now. I dont know if the same weirdos who buy Dirt Eaters and this Nina lady's will buy Nick's because it'll be a lot weirder to jerk it too, but with the new audience he's garnered who knows.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Well that's enough slatternly women for tonight.

 

[AnOminous]

Instead of maybe trying to get a free speech lawyer this asshole is having the thots to massage his sore asshole. Where's the fucking law talk? Good thing Locals is super easy to cancel.

I never even looked into this "locals" shit because it looked like high octane degeneracy. Apparently that's exactly what it is and Nick went from semi-wholesome drunk lawyer guy to weird bottle up his ass degenerate to appease whatever weird crowd is there.

It's still weird people are acting like they're personally pissed about it though. Seriously lol calm down. You never had an Internet law daddy anyway.

 

[Potatoherder]

I never even looked into this "locals" shit because it looked like high octane degeneracy. Apparently that's exactly what it is and Nick went from semi-wholesome drunk lawyer guy to weird bottle up his ass degenerate to appease whatever weird crowd is there.

It's still weird people are acting like they're personally pissed about it though. Seriously lol calm down. You never had an Internet law daddy anyway.

Nick is currently on stream with people who spent the last 6 years crying because their star wars was ruined for them. It's basically the same thing. Nick putting stuff in his ass and being ok with his wife e-whoring is the same as Luke drinking the blue milk.

I just want to laugh at retards on the internet and have interesting court cases explained to me. Instead i get boring boomer shit and degen stuff.

 

[6thRanger]

When I saw this thread moved and a huge increase in page size I thought something massive had happened.

Did Drexel fuck Nick's wife on stream? Did Nick reveal Ron Toye was his childhood friend? Did Lady Rackets start an Onlyfans? Did he get a drunk driving charge?

Compared to what I imagined, this is extremely tame. It's unbelievably cringe but people treating this as some confirmation of long held bullshit rumors, using framing that makes it worse (lewd pictures of his wife and a bottle up his ass!) and sperging have lost the plot. His wife should be minimally involved in his business and he should never repeat this.

He's not your Dad. He's not your friend. He's an internet shock jock.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

His wife should be minimally involved in his business and he should never repeat this.

This and he should stop forcing sex into every show somehow. Other than that, he'd be on a good path

Also, this unbreaded taught me 3 things. 1) Women can't read. 2) Driving correctly is very breaded. 3) DONT STUDY METAPHYSICS

 

[LaurenLauren]

Oh Christ, the Godwinson/ PPP people are here. Someone have a dead horse .gif ready? They're going to beat the joke to death until it's painted the walls.

The cuck defense force is in full effect!

 

[Cherenkovblue]

I just want to laugh at retards on the internet and have interesting court cases explained to me. Instead i get boring boomer shit and degen stuff.

Honestly the only thing close to that right now is Emily Baker, but she focuses more on hollywood-adjacent cases.

 

[JamusActimus]

In other news, Law of Self Defense (Andrew Branca) still being an absolute shitposter lol. He's like Nick + Drexel without the degeneracy and most of the swearing but is chronically on twitter.... Almost a cow if he didn't have an actually successful practice LOL. Watching him tweet is much better than watching Nick or his wife's bottle up the ass.

Branca has strong red pilled manosphere fan energy.

DATE-A-MAX: Branca v Women

#faranbalanced #rekietalaw @HistorysGreatestMysteries original stream https://youtu.be/o3tTkgp7k9Y @RekietaLaw @Lawofselfdefense @legalvices @RadixVerum @Han...

youtu.be

It was pretty funny to see him mock Chrissy Mayr.

She was still coping about it a few weeks after.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

I just want to laugh at retards on the internet and have interesting court cases explained to me. Instead i get boring boomer shit and degen stuff.

And you get those. When something takes Nick’s interest. The problem is what you find a fun or interesting court case Nick does not and he’s just lazy.

Chat constantly suggests things to him and he usually declines because the actual documents are boring to read.

 

[ash9990]

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You're one of those fags who say a woman's vagina gets tighter after giving birth and that whores are better in bed.

You must be a hoot at parties. How are you so familiar with the "BBC CUCK PROFILE?"

Every thumbnail of interracial porn displays a flabby, pale, ran through white bitch with tattoos who possesses the same confidence as Adriana Lima. Lady Rakets fits the profile.

 

[Mr Schrodinger]

Well that's enough slatternly women for tonight.

Her new name is Lady rachet

 

[northstar747]

Chat constantly suggests things to him and he usually declines because the actual documents are boring to read.

Good point.

I tuned out of the nick stuff years ago, but I could see a niche for having a lawyer do a basic law school 101 explaination/commentary of court documents.

slight tagent but years ago I read an interesting article about online music sales. this would have been late 90's.

The author talked about the "long tail" how an album can have a fix amount of sales. phyiscal shelf space is limited along with pressing costs. so you could have a band that would sell 100K not worth a labels time. but in a digital market space that 100K could make money because the over head is alot lower.

Where I m going with this is that nick audience will always have a built in ceiling. I wonder if he s trying to grow the audience by getting away from boring stuff.

Also I ve spoken to normies that dont watch his show and we kinda agree that having a husband stay up late drinking being a shock jock has some issues.

I dont know if it would be a lowtax situation but it almost might be better if he did the show...not in the house.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick is currently on stream with people who spent the last 6 years crying because their star wars was ruined for them. It's basically the same thing. Nick putting stuff in his ass and being ok with his wife e-whoring is the same as Luke drinking the blue milk.

I just want to laugh at retards on the internet and have interesting court cases explained to me. Instead i get boring boomer shit and degen stuff.

He was supposed to lawsplain the cows not join them. Nick Rekieta is dead, betrayed by Darth Baldo.

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Dose eyes. Nick is 100% going out like Phil Hartman.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

My fucking sides. She's an out of shape, dull, pasty, wrinkly white woman with cellulite, stretch marks, pimples on her ass, and the trashiest tattoos I've ever seen. Her post about being proud of her "beautiful body" that she "worked hard for" oozes narcissism and she fits the BBC cuckold profile. It's pretty obvious she hasn't worked out in years and has had multiple children. That pussy must be loose as fuck. Porn with this type of white woman is spammed all over the internet, only 40+ year old white dads with an inferiority complex, a reddit account and one foot on the tranny transition door get off on it. No fucking thanks.
edit, why do both of them have pimples on their asses and backs? Insect infestation or are they just dirty as fuck? The dandruff on the bed is disgusting.

Here's a little secret about men.
If we love someone, like really love them, they become our personal 10. We know they objectively aren't a 10, but we don't care because we love them. If they keep themselves in a reasonable degree of shape and don't balloon to 250lbs, so long as he still loves you wholeheartedly you are his 10.
I still wouldn't post lewds online though, that's just dumb.