There can only be one conflict resolution officer

[autisticdragonkin]

@Darwin Watterson I challenge you to a duel in order to prove once and for all that I am the true assistant conflict resolution officer and that you are nothing more than an impostor

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Okay, since you challenged him, he gets to choose the weapons.

Autism at ten paces? Or pedantics to the first blood?

Lol, just kidding. I'll loan ya'll some kendo sticks.

 

[SP 199]

@Wildchild we have a conflict.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

The mode of conflict will be a sequential game of some sort.

 

[CatParty]

literally who are any of you

 

[autisticdragonkin]

literally who are any of you

I am the best user and the assistant conflict resolution officer as appointed by @Wildchild (my sock) and the deepest thinker on the farms and a touhou nepotist
@Darwin Watterson is an autistic troper who is going to soon go halal and is trying to overthrow me and @Wildchild in order to become the conflict resolution officer

 

[CatParty]

I am the best user and the assistant conflict resolution officer as appointed by @Wildchild (my sock) and the deepest thinker on the farms and a touhou nepotist
@Darwin Watterson is an autistic troper who is going to soon go halal and is trying to overthrow me and @Wildchild in order to become the conflict resolution officer

so literally nobodies

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

literally who are any of you

I'm me. You're you, and they're them.

 

[Motherboard]

I'm Wildchild!

 

[Tempest]

wildchild chose me, they said so in chat

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

 

[autisticdragonkin]

wildchild chose me, they said so in chat

I just downloaded Skyrim and I'm busy, because Skyrim needs me to resolve conflicts with dragons and shit. Whoever I appointed as my assistant is in charge until conflicts in Skyrim are resolved.

@autisticdragonkin

 

[Motherboard]

Let us use Mario Party to settle this like faggots.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

so literally nobodies

Can't all have our mouths on Null's cock at once, now can we?

 

[Darwin Watterson]

@Darwin Watterson is an autistic troper who is going to soon go halal

Surprised I haven't already, tbh

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

yall already fucked up by starting conflict over the position of
assistant conflict resolution officer

i say none of you get it

 

[autisticdragonkin]

yall already fucked up by starting conflict over the position of
assistant conflict resolution officer

i say none of you get it

The conflict resolution officer's duty is not to prevent conflicts but rather to finish them. To see a conflict and take a side on it, to crush those who seek to undermine justice and raise up those who fight for it as seen in the conflict resolution officers creed

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

ok yeah but if you're just gonna solve conflicts you start it's a superfluous position and a waste of our tax dollars

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I find it funny that I just changed my title as a joke, and it's led to...this.

Never change, Kiwi Farms. Never, ever change.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

ok yeah but if you're just gonna solve conflicts you start it's a superfluous position and a waste of our tax dollars

I didn't start the conflict. @Darwin Watterson did and I am going to finish the conflict