Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Musk found #StayWoke T-shirts at Twitter HQ
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According to a now-deleted part of the tweet, the shirts stemmed from protests involving the Michael Brown shooting in 2014, which he claimed "the whole thing was a fiction" and linking to a PDF from the Department of Justice covering the subject. This was replaced with another tweet containing just the DOJ link.
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DOJ Report on Shooting of Michael Brown | ARCHIVE
 
Definitely deserving subject, calling him eccentric would be selling him incredibly short.
Weak OP, but hopefully it improves.
Incredibly suspicious timing.
To add some Tinfoil, the account that posted the OP only became truly active 2 months after musk started the takeover.
And to finish :
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I am incredibly dissappointed.
 
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That article is worth reading in full. Elon Musk was never a free speech absolutist, he has always been a bullshitter, and even if he wasn't, Twitter is not going to change its ways.
They've been banning various high profile left wing accounts for some reason or another. Probably mass reporting sprees which were suppressed when Twitter had more employees to do so.


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update: unsuspended now.

Lots of wild stories from SpaceX employees too, though they're difficult to substantiate.


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This reads more like a personal hit piece than an actual supposed to be funny thread on Musk.
I dunno, it certainly tries but
Also during their wedding dance Elon told her that he was the "alpha in this relationship."
He also told Justine if she was his employee, he would fire her.
During counseling Elon gave her an ultimatum , "Either we fix this marriage today or I will divorce you tomorrow"
Elon's own dad called him fat. Not only that but Elon seethed and lost 20 lbs after these photos were released.
>Dumps Grimes in the gutter when she tries to tone police his mild public dismay at his son trooning out
In fact, SpaceX will not follow international law on Mars.
Hard to deny there's some based stuff in here.

No matter what he is or isn't, as of the moment, he's his own man as far as we can tell, in this gay managerial world no less, where basically everyone at a certain level is incentivized to keep you kosher. Still up in the air whether he'll be contained, continue riding the fence, or will join Kanye. The introduction of what has been brewing under the surface and off of twitter might have surprising results. Wake me up when him and Lex Friedman are no longer friends.
 
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Tesla's might have been halfway decent if they weren't essentially the Apple of electric cars. Autopilot is a neat idea but it's obviously far from finished.
My favorite feature is how the autopilot steps on the gas whenever it sees a street full of chinks.
They've been banning various high profile left wing accounts for some reason or another. Probably mass reporting sprees which were suppressed when Twitter had more employees to do so.
We're probably going to see more short-term bans and far fewer permabans, much of it automated. Anyone who isn't as addicted to tweeting as crack will just cope with it and go touch grass for a few days.
 
Here's another KiwiFarms-esque moment from the authorized Elon Musk biography I'm currently reading: this is page 194 from the chapter "Pain, Suffering and Survival" where Elon Musk meets the 22 year old British actress Talulah Riley in London, UK, a woman he will later marry, divorce, remarry and re-divorce. After telling her family about their meeting, her dad pulls a KF move: he goes and researches Elon Musk online to find out more!

With her curvy figure, sultry eyes, and playful good-girl demeanour, Riley was a budding film star but didn't really act the part. She grew up in the idyllic English countryside, wnet to a top school, and, until a week before she met Musk, had been living at home with her parents. After the night at Whisky Mist, Riley called her family to tell them about the interesting guy she had met who builds rockets and cars. Her father used to head up the National Crime Squad and went straight to his computer to conduct a background check that illuminated Musk's resume as a married international playboy with five kids. Riley's father chided his daughter for being a fool, but she held out hope that Musk had an explanation and went to dinner with him anyway.

Had this happened today, Dad the former boss of the National Crime Squad could've just used this KF thread, LMAO.

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Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talulah_Riley#Personal_life

So I guess Elon Musk buying up Twatter to put an end to wokeism was all Talulah Riley's idea?! LMAO.
BTW, she signed the above plea with "XX", does that mean she's secretly a closet TERF? LMAOOO.

Edit: It was all Talulah's idea! Y'all should be thanking her:

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I think Musks Jobsian Reality Distortion Field warrants some mention. it is not in the same league as Steves, but on the other hand the media has been kissing his ass relentlessly (until he threatened to disrupt their pet social media site of course.)

Not including traditional ports on the original iMac was daring and forward-looking, while disabling fully-functional radar and parking sensors because Tesla can’t be fucked to differentiate the software between old and new cars is borderline criminal and truly encapsulates the core Tesla 80/20 philosophy.

In the same way that fusion power has been 10 years away for the last 50 years, Full Self Driving is coming within a year for the last … idk, 7+ years?
When the Model S came out, it was the Mercedes S-class of electric cars not only because it was the first decent electric car on the market, but because their price was similar. Passing up the endlessly refined pinnacle of German luxury automobiles would get you a badly assembled Ford Fusion/Mondeo with “minor” teething issues like the door handles sometimes not working. On the upside, you got a big flashy touch screen and amazing acceleration - and at least the doors would always close, unlike the Model X. It would have been even better if Musk had hired someone with experience in making a car nice to drive, but this was probably not a priority because Full Self Driving is just around the corner.
A flight stick is perfectly safe as a steering wheel, just like eschewing buttons and making most functionality only accessible through the touch screen, forcing drivers’ eyes off the road, is not a safety issue, because Full Self Driving is just around the corner.
And now they are supposedly putting the finishing touches on a dedicated custom-made supercomputer that will definitely surely indubitably transform Full Self Driving from a cool-but-lethal tech demo to something that will not cause Tesla an endless tsunami of wrongful death lawsuits ANY DAY NOW.

The original Boring company plan to put a car on a car so it can drive in a tunnel is the most amazingly retarded realization of the Xzibit meme that i have ever witnessed. It takes many many years to build these tunnels, and Full Self Driving is just around the corner (competitors surely working on similar tech also) but somehow they can’t just put the car in the tunnel. Until they actually build a pre-alpha test doing just that - plus requiring human drivers - and end up with fucking traffic jams underground. The thing that is supposed to solve traffic! I can’t imagine Elon is genuinely tarded, so i must conclude that this is some kind of deliberate troll move to see how gullible investors/public really are. Turns out, very.

Musk has something like 9 kids now, but it appears they are almost all IVF? Isn't that funny? Is he the worlds most successful incel or is he just not that fertile (and compensating by numbers)

Lots of wild stories from SpaceX employees too, though they're difficult to substantiate.


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This is truly intern-level understanding of corporate culture. The CEO has advisors, people who try to achieve personal gain by being the source of good advice? Shocking! The CEO does not do day-to-day decision making but delegate that shit to focus on the bigger picture? Unheard of! Employees try to pitch their ideas in a way that leadership finds appealing? Deceitful! Slackers jump through hoops to appear to work harder than they really do? Unbelievable!
 
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Donald Trump is a massive jewlover so I don't see how this contradicts my post at all.
bro, this is a thread about Musk, you responded that a and h called him a jewlover for bowing before the adl, and i posted Musk wasn't above rubbing greenblatts nose in shit..
Are you sure you read the title of the thread? What does musk have to do with trump?
 
bro, this is a thread about Musk, you responded that a and h called him a jewlover for bowing before the adl, and i posted Musk wasn't above rubbing greenblatts nose in shit..
Are you sure you read the title of the thread? What does musk have to do with trump?
He reinstated him on Twitter causing (((Greenblatt))) to flip his shit?
 
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