Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.


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The lyrics:

These clothes don’t fit right​
These shoes feel too high​
Yet I feel small​
Like no one at all​
Walk in the room​
These walls, they talk​
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It’s that time of year again,​
Where I see the family that I’ve never really met​
It’s time to play the role again,​
The one I never asked to be in, to be in​
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Lies, Lies, turn out my lights, put my head down I swear I’m fine​
You, you, runnin' your mouth, god is right and I’m freaked out​
Why, why, I feel like swine I wish I could just fit in one time, just to be defined​
Like a person​
With a purpose​
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I cry I’m sorry​
As if there’s something wrong​
And maybe there is​
It feels like it​
Still just a kid​
My hearts, so soft​
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It’s that time of year again,​
Where I see the family that I’ve never really met​
It’s time to play the role again​
The one I never asked to be in, to be in​
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Lies, Lies, turn out my lights, put my head down I swear I’m fine​
You, you, runnin' your mouth, god is right and I’m freaked out​
Why, why, I feel like swine I wish I could just fit in one time, just to be defined​
Like a person​
With a purpose​
Like a person​
With a purpose​
With a purpose​
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Show up to the party​
Wearing my best skin​
Wish I could change It​
I just want you to love me​
To give me your blessing​
It's all that I’m asking​
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Lies, Lies, turn out my lights, put my head down I swear I’m fine​
You, you, runnin' your mouth, god is right and I’m freaked out​
Why, why, I feel like swine I wish I could just fit in one time, just to be defined​
Like a person​
With a purpose​
Like a person​
With a purpose​
With a purpose​
 
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This song reminds me exactly of Dylan Mulvaney
Hey, Dylan, this sounds about your range! You should do a cover.

Trying to be funny and stuck in a room
There isn't much more to say about it
Can one be funny when stuck in a room?
… Being in, trying to get something out of it
Try making faces
Try telling jokes, making little sounds, uh
… I was a kid who was stuck in his room
There isn't much more to say about it
When you're a kid and you're stuck in your room
You'll do any old shit to get out of it
Try making faces
Try telling jokes, making little sounds
… Well, well
Look who's inside again
Went out to look for a reason to hide again
Well, well
Buddy, you found it
Now, come out with your hands up
We've got you surrounded
 
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Tybalt The S@ucy B0y said:
This song reminds me exactly of Dylan Mulvaney
Hey, Dylan, this sounds about your range! You should do a cover.

Trying to be funny and stuck in a room
There isn't much more to say about it
Can one be funny when stuck in a room?
… Being in, trying to get something out of it
Try making faces
Try telling jokes, making little sounds, uh
… I was a kid who was stuck in his room
There isn't much more to say about it
When you're a kid and you're stuck in your room
You'll do any old shit to get out of it
Try making faces
Try telling jokes, making little sounds
… Well, well
Look who's inside again
Went out to look for a reason to hide again
Well, well
Buddy, you found it
Now, come out with your hands up
We've got you surrounded
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This, or It’s how I believe Dylan’s inside voice is like
 
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NoReturn said:
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Great, more of that fabulous messaging to children: your family don't understand you, but this single childless male wearing makeup and a dress totally does! cf Rhys McKinnon 'I'll be your glitter mom'.

I'd say I don't know why the T is so insistent on undermining parents and families, but I totally know why. We all know why.
 
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Treasure Champs said:
Great, more of that fabulous messaging to children: your family don't understand you, but this single childless male wearing makeup and a dress totally does! cf Rhys McKinnon 'I'll be your glitter mom'.
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The music video doesn't even make a lot of sense.
Dylan is at the party where the singer is unhappy, but also in the montage scenes the singer isn't participating. She's shown as disconnected, putting no effort in to help or communicate or reach out to others.
 
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Furthermore, the music video was dull. After the opening, the video just clips back and forth between Grace standing in the middle of a bustling kitchen and Grace sitting at a family reunion dinner. (With repetitious gestures from Dylan checking in to make sure she’s okay.)

Sorry for double posting but this was in his Instagram story. You cannot make this stuff up.
“The estrogen is really working overtime on my booty”
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Tybalt The S@ucy B0y said:
Sorry for double posting but this was in his Instagram story. You cannot make this stuff up.
“The estrogen is really working overtime on my booty”
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You know what would actually do things to your booty, Dylan? Squats. That's how people - of both sexes - get nice bubble butts.
 
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Tybalt The S@ucy B0y said:
Furthermore, the music video was dull. After the opening, the video just clips back and forth between Grace standing in the middle of a bustling kitchen and Grace sitting at a family reunion dinner. (With repetitious gestures from Dylan checking in to make sure she’s okay.)

Sorry for double posting but this was in his Instagram story. You cannot make this stuff up.
“The estrogen is really working overtime on my booty”
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'ESTROGEN IS WORKING!'
man bulge on full display.
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Never heard of Grace Gaustad until today and wow is she bland as fuck. Absolute terrible fashion sense as well. Yes music video sucked with its super pretentious and played out concept, but the music itself was just the most boring and uninspired shit ive heard in a while. Im glad thats the caliber of "musician" dylan is relegated to when it comes to cameos.

But yeah, extra creepy with how hes going head first into the grooming angle. Its like he figures hes got the mainstream attention and blessing, so now its time to go after the chillens. Pretty despicable but exactly what i expect from a gross troon tbh.

The silver lining is that most children have already seen dylan in their nightmares, so theyll have an uncanny valley sort of feeling to warn them. And then when they see him do shit like this
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theyll know FOR SURE to run away as fast as possible.
 
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Dylan singing

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Dylan’s ASOS sponsored video (outfit for an Elton John concert)

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Dylan being creepy

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1. He has a good, strong singing voice. Not the best actor, but he could have gone into the singing business. Best part is at concerts he could wear his silly outfits onstage like a campy gay pop singer.
2. I agree with y’all, he should get rid of the ponytails. I don’t really have an opinion on his outfit. It would be cool if he broke stereotypes and just lived as a girly feminine man wearing colorful flouncy dresses instead of showcasing it as “living as a woman.”
3. I thought you meant creepy as in he did some more “I’ll be your glitter mum, kiddos” but this was more sad. Definitely is not cut out for fame. He goes into a deep depression every time a teen girl calls him out in a tiktok video.
 
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Tybalt The S@ucy B0y said:
He has a good, strong singing voice. Not the best actor, but he could have gone into the singing business. Best part is at concerts he could wear his silly outfits onstage like a campy gay pop singer.
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The problem with that is that as far as men’s Broadway singing goes, he’s a dime a dozen. I would be curious if he did go the music route just to see how well he’d sell a single/albums for the lulz though.

Dylan trying on wedding dresses:

 
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umami's milk said:
Alright. He's got to stop using Bumpits and he's got to stop putting his hair in pigtails while doing it. It adds an extra couple of inches to his already gigantic head.
No, Dylan. You don't look like a cute 60s beauty queen. It makes your real hair look like a cheap wig.

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Dylly doesn't WANT to wear his hair like a real woman! Dil WANTS to look like bumpit Barbie!

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HE MOVES LIKE JEFFREE STAR!
 
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