Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[semitooth]

 

[That Damned Tiger]

"People keep their bathroom like they keep their kitchen." One could extrapolate that Jack's bathroom is a toxic shithole too.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I believe that shit was disgusting and he threw it out.

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I've seen freeze dried chicken and beef in products before. Usually dried soup type stuff, and it's all obviously got next to zero fat in it, pre-cooked, and diced up incredibly small. That fat fuck threw entire chicken thighs, fat and all into that freeze dryer. There is no fucking way those things didn't rot. But even if we assume that random fucking space magic or something prevented them from rotting due to all of the fat, and somehow all of the moisture was removed from pieces that large, how the fuck do you re-hydrate that in any way that would somehow appear edible even to fatty?

This guy also has a freeze dryer, froze a bunch of meat and shit then seems to have immediately reconstituted it and cooked it. That crap looks fucking foul. "this steak looks really great to me, turned out the best out of all of it" it's completely fucking discolored, looks like a mess.

You must be new to the thread, Jack never throws anything out. 1) because he's a glutton and 2) his ego won't allow him to do so.

"People keep their bathroom like they keep their kitchen." One could extrapolate that Jack's bathroom is a toxic shithole too."

His bathroom is probably full of boxes for shit he buys and never used again, just like every other room in the house. The toilet is definitely a nightmare, between the raw food Jack "cooks" and the amount of fast food and shitty strip mall restaurants meals he consumes.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

It would be fucking hilarious if we got a crossover between those two lardasses, preferably on a very strong room lol!

Jagoff is one of the few guys that make MovieBlob look like the smartest guy in the room, and they are both very similar to each other (being fat, narcissistic assholes with severely delusional worldviews), while being polar opposites (Jagoff is precisely Bob's vision of the "Obsolete", in the Flesh, and Jagoff probably would see Blob as a walking strawman of an evil liberal). One wears the vestments of a cultured, politically enlightened critic, a cosmopolitan liberal futurist, and the other dresses the garb of the traditional, christian redneck who cooks up a storm for the folks at church. None of them fit the reality of those idiots, but don't you try to tell them so lol!

I would give them five minutes until they start fighting and roll down on the floor, probably crashing down to the lobby soon after!

Jack and Robert are my two favorite cows, followed by John Flynt. Jack and Robert are mirrors to each other, and each is the ideological foe. A crossover would be so deleciously decadent. I'm actually surprised that Robert hasn't had a stroke yet, what with his sleep habits, diet, and anger issues.

 

[rubytintedchix]

"People keep their bathroom like they keep their kitchen." One could extrapolate that Jack's bathroom is a toxic shithole too.

In that vein, can you imagine how filthy/salmonella laden Jack’s bathroom is based on how he cooks?

I’ve been laying low because of the loss of two family members, but I wanted to post this for you guys. A Jack FB post with exploitables from our discord.




We’ve already been having fun with it. (Not me, I suck at photoshop so cannot take credit for this)




(Hopefully these all inserted as thumbnails)

 

[Falcon Sebben]

There was a serious lack of vegetables on that plate. And maybe it's the light or he doesn't know how to film but those ribs did not look "beautiful".

But what did I expect from this fat stroked out faggot?

 

[rubytintedchix]

There was a serious lack of vegetables on that plate. And maybe it's the light or he doesn't know how to film but those ribs did not look "beautiful".

But what did I expect from this fat stroked out faggot?

Honestly I need a comparison side by side photo with Jack’s stone soup and Dolly’s because from the looks of it - Dolly’s had a hell of a lot more broth than Jack’s did.

Not exactly shocking, I know.

 

[densedance]

Of fucking course they had to be a slice of Pizza on the plate. Of fucking course.

 

[AnOminous]

In that vein, can you imagine how filthy/salmonella laden Jack’s bathroom is based on how he cooks?

I’ve been laying low because of the loss of two family members, but I wanted to post this for you guys. A Jack FB post with exploitables from our discord.

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It would make a good soyJack.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Honestly I need a comparison side by side photo with Jack’s stone soup and Dolly’s because from the looks of it - Dolly’s had a hell of a lot more broth than Jack’s did.

No need, here's an example of his "soup" making expertise. It's cued up to the point where he takes the ladle out and you can just see the massive amount of chicken and noodles there. Very little broth. Or you can just look at the thumbnail...

Just goes to show Jagoff just sees soup as a delivery vehicle for his meat and carbs.

Compare that to an actual chicken noodle soup that was made with care and honestly looks like something I'd have made.

 

[ZipDisk]

LEMON LOAF
In the loaf pan, was that a caulk tube? The insults write themselves people!

The cuts in this one were jarring, Jack really needs to fire his editor.

He nastily lashes out at the last second at starbucks, who have done nothing but feed the fat fuck.

Dolly Parton restaurant

Jack poorly edits out children.

Tammy once again proves that monotone is her lane.

A buffet is not a story. Lot of Salad on this menu, Jack must be sweating.

Did Jack go to a resort to get stone soup?

Jack is the stone in stone soup. A fucking scheme forced on others to get them to share what they have.

He thinks that he is the schemer, when really, he's the burden, constantly taking from others.

The ribs look like shit, but a buffet is a buffet. Jack wanted to eat Tammy's food, again.

Jack has poor dexterity on the remaining hand. Jack is fucking giddy.

Sixty-five dollars and gratuity, TamMommy!

 

[Guntanator]

"This place has a restaurant or buffet option hurr durr I'll let you know what I picked in a sec, but here's the buffet menu they gave me because I chose the buffet"

Cheap fuck. Asks mommy wife what she paid after the meal like it matters to him. I was wondering how he filmed the buffet food trays with one arm. Did he just push the lid up with the same hand he was holding the camera with?

Only mildly entertaining part of the whole video is watching the kitchen staff prepare the fresh grits, which he unfortunately cut short for whatever reason just so we can watch Tammy eating them.

Jack really enjoyed what could have been one of his last meals on camera in public, based on his recent health scare. Despite it all, he still puts a poll up on his YouTube asking the audience to vote on another "pizza/taco/steak wars" series.
Wonder what his doc would say about that?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Jack really enjoyed what could have been one of his last meals on camera in public, based on his recent health scare. Despite it all, he still puts a poll up on his YouTube asking the audience to vote on another "pizza/taco/steak wars" series.
Wonder what his doc would say about that?

Everybody is asking themselves, "What will kill him fastest?" Pizza?

 

[Adamska]

Given he seemed to want to go to Philly for the cheese steak option I support that one, mainly because depending on the store, even the tourist trap shit, they'd tell him to "Fuck off and make up your mind retard" if he mushmouthed and filmed it. Also the urban population would make him so scared.

Also interesting he never even remotely thinks about Indian cuisine at all; not even earlier Fats on the Go covered anything there. He has had Arab cuisine to a limited degree, but never Indian. It's just interesting to me, since it's not like you can't just scarf down solely meat and cheese.

 

[ZipDisk]

I just had a Jack Short show up on my youtube, He admitted he currently has ten smokers. Most people were telling him he's an idiot and to shut up, and then Rob congratulates him on mirroring his camera.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Imagine spending all that money to go to a nice (presumably) buffet and watching some fat stroked man toddler waddle past every dish and shove his fucking camera into it, all while his dead blood engorged arm swings by his side. My whole dinner would be ruined, I'd be fucking pissed.

 

[densedance]

Indian cuisine

Lad, the spices alone would blow out his intestine. And Tammy would've needed to literally take care of the shitshow.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

Given he seemed to want to go to Philly for the cheese steak option I support that one, mainly because depending on the store, even the tourist trap shit, they'd tell him to "Fuck off and make up your mind retard" if he mushmouthed and filmed it. Also the urban population would make him so scared.

Also interesting he never even remotely thinks about Indian cuisine at all; not even earlier Fats on the Go covered anything there. He has had Arab cuisine to a limited degree, but never Indian. It's just interesting to me, since it's not like you can't just scarf down solely meat and cheese.

In that one video where Jack jr. and Tammy jr. joined them at an Asian restaurant, he ordered green thai curry. There he mentions that he doesn't like other curries. Also, I find most Indian places sketchy. Although there are a few good ones that are fine.

Edit: Timestamp 4:15

 

[captkrisma]

Why this motherfucker pointing his camera at cookies and asking what they are. THEY ARE COOKIES.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Happy strokesgiving everyone!