Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[REGENDarySumanai]

Happy strokesgiving everyone!

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Can't wait to eat himself into another stroke.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Happy strokesgiving everyone!

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Do we know this is a real Jack Scalfani post? The lack of [OBJ] is suspect.

 

[abobe]

 

[Simon]

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That shit was probably thrown away (down Jack's maw) a long time ago. This commenter is delusional.

EDIT: I am retarded.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

That shit was probably thrown away (down Jack's maw) a long time ago. This commenter is delusional.

It's Rob, he's trolling Jack.

 

[AnOminous]

Given he seemed to want to go to Philly for the cheese steak option I support that one, mainly because depending on the store, even the tourist trap shit, they'd tell him to "Fuck off and make up your mind retard" if he mushmouthed and filmed it. Also the urban population would make him so scared.

The dipshit would probably go to Philadelphia and then eat at a Charley's Philly Cheesesteak franchise restaurant.

 

[Adamska]

Lad, the spices alone would blow out his intestine. And Tammy would've needed to literally take care of the shitshow.

Honestly you can modulate the spice level. The Indian places I go to let you pick spice level, and the mild stuff mostly is just the aromatics. Then there's items like paneer, which is just plain great either by itself for being a savory snack, or with chutney sauce to make it a sweet treat. The mint sauce though is not a favorite of mine for it.

In that one video where Jack jr. and Tammy jr. joined them at an Asian restaurant, he ordered green thai curry. There he mentions that he doesn't like other curries. Also, I find most Indian places sketchy. Although there are a few good ones that are fine.

Edit: Timestamp 4:15

Huh, so Jack actually does have meat dishes he doesn't like. I never would've expected that he'd hate chicken or lamb curry, since that's pure meat. I guess it's the spices then, which is funny because he legit makes a point to make everything spicy to kind of taste it and scare his wife off from eating food like a cat hisses at humans for trying to pet it while eating.

And I've yet to get delhi belly from an Indian place so far. I guess I'm lucky in that regard.

The dipshit would probably go to Philadelphia and then eat at a Charley's Philly Cheesesteak franchise restaurant.

Oh he definitely would. Probably just do that, Mike's if it's available, and maybe one of the more tourist trap ones.

I still find it funny that not only did he try to pass off a French Dip as one of them when he tried cooking one, but he still gets so pissy when you say something as simple as "No Jack, you slice the steak thin and fry the fucker" that he'll poop himself and slam down a DMCA take down over it years later.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Can't wait to eat himself into another stroke.

Honestly, I think strokes four through nine have come and gone without anyone except possibly Tammy noticing (and even her not really caring). They may not have been catastrophic enough to cause him to lose the use of another limb, but I feel like they've been quietly working away in the background, like a kitchen full of overworked illegals spitting in the tacos of that fat asshole who bitches about everything and never tips.

 

[Lenzperkins]

Imagine going to eat with this asshole and he makes you record him eating, making other people uncomfortable. It's all about Jack, not only on Thanksgiving, but the other 364 days of the year.

EDIT - Added Video

Talk about embarrassing your own wife. I would have left this part out. Embarrassing. Hire Give Me Books for your accounting services!

 

[salmonellajack]

Tammy reads like an 8 year old

 

[captkrisma]

Happy strokesgiving everyone!

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Capture the feelings of today? My father is having what is likely his last Thanksgiving alive, meanwhile I'm stuck in a foreign country all the while struggling mentally because I can't find a job within the 2-5 months of me returning to prevent my family from being homeless....and you want me to capture these feelings and apply them to every other day of the year?

FUCK YOU.
This is all hyperbole, btw. Not Powerlevel.

 

[Soggy stone fruit]

Why does he do this!?

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Is this just something we all subconsciously do, but it’s only noticeable here because Jack is just overtly disgusting?

Imagine looking down and seeing this going to town on your punani. I feel for Tammy.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

>jack doesn't like chicken curry
Heresy

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Imagine looking down and seeing this going to town on your punani. I feel for Tammy.

I suspect that is not something that happens very often, or ever.

 

[AnOminous]

I suspect that is not something that happens very often, or ever.

He only makes that face to take things deep down into his own throat.

 

[Adamska]

>jack doesn't like chicken curry
Heresy

Yeah that surprises me too given how he's perfectly happy to eat it mostly raw, burned to shit, doused in butter milk dust, curdled in milk, soaking in ricotta cheese and Rao's sauce blended into chunky zombie blood, in liquid form with cream cheese, in cans, and every other disgusting fucking option out there.

You'd think that the strong blend of spices and the gravy he could drink would make him pound it down by the pound, but no. Apparently curry is the only form of meat cooking Jack doesn't really like.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Imagine looking down and seeing this going to town on your punani. I feel for Tammy.

Please. Jagoff has never been near a pussy in his life. Jr is the milkman's son and Jagoff sucks dick.

>jack doesn't like chicken curry
Heresy

Considering that he's all about smoking and ribs and BBQ and stuff I'm honestly not surprised.

He has the palate of a toddler.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Considering that he's all about smoking and ribs and BBQ and stuff I'm honestly not surprised.

He has the palate of a toddler.

To be fair, a lot of food tastes pretty damn good when smoked. I'd instead say he has the palate of Kirby.
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[Falcon Sebben]

To be fair, a lot of food tastes pretty damn good when smoked. I'd instead say he has the palate of Kirby.
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Jagoff wishes he had the palate of Kirby and be able to literally inhale food like that.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Tammy reads like an 8 year old

She is clearly the smarter person in the relationship, because Jack can barely read at all.