Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 393 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,660
You're close, but it's actually Rilakkuma (or a very similar design); Pedobear has a brown muzzle and an open mouth. /autism
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I think it's some legally (barely) distinguishable Rilakkuma knockoff. Then again, a teddy bear face is a rather simple design and it could just be coincidence, Regardless, I would really appreciate it if Tess never wore that flesh-colored shirt again.
 
I managed to get to her saying the myth of black trannies starting the LGBT movement and had to stop. I was annoyed enough, but no. No. I know the trannies have great propaganda tactics, but hell no. I can’t deal with that shit. Especially coming out of Tess’s valley girl cakehole.

Since it’s been discussed recently- I can see Tess claiming to be some sort of non binary soon, especially once the anorexic dead horse is so beaten that its bones are powder. She has already claimed to be queer despite lacking any obvious same sex attraction. Non binary is still chic with attention whores that want to join the “cool” rainbow kids.
 
Oh God, is that bag the next Telfar? Same idea, hideously ugly plastic bag for $300.00. It was so popular each drop sold out in seconds. The guy had it drop regularly in different shades so people would go crazy needing different colors. Black designer so it was all for woke points, because the bags were ugly and I heard they fell apart.

I haven’t heard about Telfar in a while so maybe these ugly bags will replace the previous ugly bags.

Of course, it’d be something tasteless Tessy likes.



You weren’t wrong, it’s literally the same ugly bag in every color. Reselling for $80-$450 it seems.

No mention of remembering the 41%. Hmmmmmm.

“Lost to violence” includes suicide, which in the hands of trannies is somehow the world’s fault. When they whine that some new legislation to butcher children is being opposed, they alway use paranoid language implying that if you don’t do what they say, you are effectively forcing the hand of these deranged sex pests and causing their self harm. They also love mentioning that black male prostitutes with aids and crack addictions are murdered constantly, ignoring that it’s always whore or crack related. Sorry not sorry, if you sell your ass you might be interacting with violent indiscriminate criminals. I remember in 2016 there were like 20 trannies murdered, and all but 3 were prostitutes killed in a drug or ho’ing dispute. I realized then that this rabid base of degenerates wouldn’t be satisfied even if the murder rate was zero, they want to be oppressed.
 
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You weren’t wrong, it’s literally the same ugly bag in every color. Reselling for $80-$450 it seems.
At least the Telfar looks like a basic, functional bag. Overpriced, yes, but it doesn't have a camel toe or look like a rotting banana.
They also love mentioning that black male prostitutes with aids and crack addictions are murdered constantly, ignoring that it’s always whore or crack related. Sorry not sorry, if you sell your ass you might be interacting with violent indiscriminate criminals. I remember in 2016 there were like 20 trannies murdered, and all but 3 were prostitutes killed in a drug or ho’ing dispute
I'm surprised they don't spin that into "Trans people of color are so discriminated against in the workforce that they have to take these dangerous jobs in order to earn a living."
 
At least the Telfar looks like a basic, functional bag. Overpriced, yes, but it doesn't have a camel toe or look like a rotting banana.

I'm surprised they don't spin that into "Trans people of color are so discriminated against in the workforce that they have to take these dangerous jobs in order to earn a living."
Actually they do. Janet mock's book details her 'initiation into trans identity' as being guided while an underage prostitute, a 'community' that affirmed 'her'.
It's definitely a two-pronged attack on women's rights- make prostitution into just work that's taken up by a marginalized group and not bad in itself (like akin to blue collar jobs), normalising 'sex work is work'. And attack kids and girls by encouraging breaking down all safeguarding rules (eg, don't keep a secret with an adult, be able to say if it's a man or a woman, be able to clearly name anatomy and assert boundaries, no inappropriate sexual content for minors).
Janet mock's book is fuuuuucked. But not in the 'sex work is work'!' clownworld, so
 

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“Lost to violence” includes suicide, which in the hands of trannies is somehow the world’s fault. When they whine that some new legislation to butcher children is being opposed, they alway use paranoid language implying that if you don’t do what they say, you are effectively forcing the hand of these deranged sex pests and causing their self harm. They also love mentioning that black male prostitutes with aids and crack addictions are murdered constantly, ignoring that it’s always whore or crack related. Sorry not sorry, if you sell your ass you might be interacting with violent indiscriminate criminals. I remember in 2016 there were like 20 trannies murdered, and all but 3 were prostitutes killed in a drug or ho’ing dispute.
They're basically holding themselves hostage.

I realized then that this rabid base of degenerates wouldn’t be satisfied even if the murder rate was zero, they want to be oppressed.
This was pointed out to me by an asexual person, but one of the things that they had been told was "You aren't queer because you aren't oppressed."
By that logic, then, homos and trannies MUST be oppressed as part of their identity. If everyone started accepting them and not caring, they wouldn't be spechul anymore.
 
"Can't outshine the shiner baby"

Unfortunate choice of words given the shimmering oiliness of her skin. She seems to exude grease in place of normal human sweat.

Some real bullshit in this one. She doesn't mention any statistics regarding trannies 'murdered' by the police and ICE because such incidents are almost certainly extremely rare non-existent.
 
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“Lost to violence” includes suicide, which in the hands of trannies is somehow the world’s fault.
Sounds like an excuse to avoid acknowledging the less-than-flatting part of troonism.
She seems to exude grease in place of normal human sweat.
Blotting paper would dissolve on contact. Mess needs a good ol' power wash with some Neutrogena. (I don't know if it's a good brand. It's just the first one that came to mind.)
 
Blotting paper would dissolve on contact. Mess needs a good ol' power wash with some Neutrogena.
I'm sure she's tried every expensive product under the sun. The only thing that would actually work is to lay off the fatty foods, and we know that won't happen - she's too busy comfort-eating her way out of crippling anorexia.
 


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Some real bullshit in this one. She doesn't mention any statistics regarding trannies 'murdered' by the police and ICE because such incidents are almost certainly extremely rare non-existent.
Check this out: A report claiming '32 transgender people killed in the USA in 2022' is misleading.
TL;DR: Out of all 32 people, only one death can actually be attributed to anti-trans violence. The rest fall under the same categories as everyone else: Domestic violence, regular violence, and fights.
 
"Must be all that cheeseburger grease"

Ah, so that's what she puts on her face. Makes sense.

Check this out: A report claiming '32 transgender people killed in the USA in 2022' is misleading.
TL;DR: Out of all 32 people, only one death can actually be attributed to anti-trans violence. The rest fall under the same categories as everyone else: Domestic violence, regular violence, and fights.
She also heavily implied that all these assaults on trans 'people of colour' is motivated by racism as well as transphobia, and there seems no reason to believe this is the case. And considering the approximately 20,000 murders happening in the US every year, you have to do some serious numbers-fiddling to convince anyone this is some kind of national crisis.
 
Actually they do. Janet mock's book details her 'initiation into trans identity' as being guided while an underage prostitute, a 'community' that affirmed 'her'.
It's definitely a two-pronged attack on women's rights- make prostitution into just work that's taken up by a marginalized group and not bad in itself (like akin to blue collar jobs), normalising 'sex work is work'. And attack kids and girls by encouraging breaking down all safeguarding rules (eg, don't keep a secret with an adult, be able to say if it's a man or a woman, be able to clearly name anatomy and assert boundaries, no inappropriate sexual content for minors).
Janet mock's book is fuuuuucked. But not in the 'sex work is work'!' clownworld, so
They also like to say that tranny sex workers are forced into it because they're made homeless due to transphobia. It’s your fault I have to hook for drugs, mom!

Period pain? Let's make this about MEN.
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Very lezzy to center men in your life, Tess. Very queer.
Has there been any “not everyone that has periods is a woman!!!” comments yet? Because saying or implying correct biology like men not getting periods is considered a hate crime with these idiots.
 
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Has there been any “not everyone that has periods is a woman!!!” comments yet? Because saying or implying correct biology like men not getting periods is considered a hate crime with these idiots.

Two different TOTALLY EQUAL AND VALID groups. Those are Men of Extreme Courage and Dignity™, not MEN. Stinky dumb idiot men could never.

Ever notice that hating men is sometimes considered a lowest common denominator among women? If you don’t hate men, it’s almost isolating. If a joke like this is supposed to be a rallying ‘gorls unite’ cry- It’s almost as cheesy to me as men universally acquiescing to “I hate my wife” boomer jokes. Straight or gay all women have men in their lives. If your dad, stepdad, brother, boyfriends, partners, friends, coworkers, and husbands all are assholes, you’re either the most unfortunate woman in the world, or you’re the asshole.
 
Two different TOTALLY EQUAL AND VALID groups. Those are Men of Extreme Courage and Dignity™, not MEN. Stinky dumb idiot men could never.
Such a meaningless argument too. If you happen to have periods then you just deal with them right? The same way people deal with IBS or a bad back. Implicit in her statement is the idea that no one has ever experienced anything worse in life than period pain once a month. Both men and women have survived far worse than that, Tess.

I have the strong impression she's been getting rejected by men a lot recently, hence all the man-hate.
 
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