At leas they have something to be thankful for. Her better, real father gave her a good life while he was around, and Patrick is nowhere to be seen suffering on Twitter.
Imagine claiming to be a man and riding around town on that.
What utter bullshit, this is as believable as Boogie claiming to lose weight or kill himself.
Imagine being so fat that even your motorbike joins the atalkers in trying to kill you rather than suffer the weight of your obesity any longer.
No, stalker child, it is you who are lonely and celebrating Thanksgiving at a bar, and you didn't see my micro penis, stalker childs.
He's confusing Ebenezer Scrooge with Scrooge McDuck. Uncle Scrooge is from Ducktales
Is that a nerve getting struck?
This is a new favorite of mine. The Lizard King pranking the Man of Pig is funny, but Patty desperately trying to convince a troll that not only does he have stuffing for Thanksgiving, but that it is fresh from the oven is on a whole other level. Pure verisimilitude. This is his life!
I used to think he got his knowledge of ACC from drunkenly watching the Muppets version, but it’s more likely he watched the Mickey Mouse. It changed some significant parts of the story and Pat is a drunk idiot. (Has anyone else noticed how fat he is?)
Don’t kill Pat, Bike-chan! His milk is delicious.
I'm surprised Pat's girth didn't pop the tires, ruin the suspension, or bend the chassis out of shape.
Ebenezer Scrooge still has a nephew named Fred in the OG story.
I'm surprised he didn't bend the fork into a pretzel just by sitting on the thing with his massively obese body. Maybe he has one of those anti-gravity things Harkonnen gets around with.
Wild how nobody ever listens to me when I always claim that every single thing I dislike will always lead to people literally dying. If only there was some kind of common story about this that a writer might know...
