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If Kevin was part of my family I’d get my DNA altered.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Hey, Kevin, I really like all the tough talk about violence, it's very inspiring. Quick question though, do you remember when you made an equal number of tweets about how you wanted to permanently ruin the lives of anonymous people who made fun of you and force them out of their own families? Actually, follow up question if you have the time, do you also remember your years of claiming to be feminine and anarchist now that you're leaning into calling for queer paramilitaries to use widespread terrorism to scare people (perhaps especially women) into not speaking at the same time you desperately need the state (literally in your personal case) to provide you with your tiddys and that vag you're finally going to get fucked in? Apologies if my being one of The Cis (at least 99.8% of the human population) makes it so your anxiety doesn't allow you to respond.
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I hope Kevin and the Tranch have a blessed Thanksgiving with lots of food and the whole family around the table.
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New amhole pic just dropped
(what exactly is Kevvies solution for mass shootings?
this has nothing to do with tHe fAsH, there's insane fucking homophobes everywhere. and way more openly, politically homophobic countries all over the world. it has to do with the fact that loads of big guns are easily affordable and available in the USA. But the Tranch all love their boom booms. And say so, and that they want more of them.
so uh, i dont really see how this one works out.)
@rotpocket RE mice- usually the mere presence and smell of cats, in a well kept place, is enough to scare mice off.
The fact they are willing to stick around despite the many felines say's a lot about how gross the tranch is.
@SlaanyChaser i once sold a piece of furniture to some women on a local selling site, who appeared to be lesbians.
Once they inspected & decided to make the purchase, they phoned another lesbian who they recalled lived near by to mine, who immediately appeared with a van, to help them move it, accompanied by an extra lesbian, perhaps just to oversee matters.
I was impressed by their avaialbility and efficacy for such tasks.
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No, see, the problem is the fascism. The all powerful conspiracy of fascism and capitalism (but I repeat myself) that controls every lever of power everywhere but The Tranch and other queer communities who are too strong and in their queer strength thwart the fascist threat and this the why the absolutely powerful fascists have to rely on sending secret coded messages to obscure mentally ill weirdos to carry out stochastic terrorism to maintain their all powerful grip on everything.
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There is also evidence that this shooter was part of the "community" too.
That he called it a big fat mouse and that it was'nt scared of the cats. At least not wary to the extent that it dared to appear where he and the cats could see it, indicates it could be a rat.
Rats are not as wary of cats, and many cats are afraid of rats, with good reason as big and nasty rats have been known to drive off dogs. An untreated rat bite is often fatal to a poncy fluffy lap cat who put his nose where it is not welcome.
That is why proper farm cats which are described as good ratters are tough, not especially cuddly or friendly to people, and mean.
Plus all of the straw and hay strewn around, with the suspected mass graves of alpacas, the whole tranch will have been a goldmine for rats.
Interestingly, one of the best ways to drive mice or rats out of your home is to actually get a caged rat.
Rats prey on mice and other small rodents, so the smell of rats present forces them to move on, but rats are apparently very territorial, so will not tolerate strange rats. They normally fight, but when the alien rat present is in a cage and guarded by humans, even the nastiest of wild rats will move on.
To be fair, a good number of lesbians in their professional lives work in social care, to the extent that it is a stereotype which keeps getting proven!
Social care roles often require this kind of organisation and cooperation.
If the tranch actually allowed those butch lesbians playing at being men outdoor troons inside, and let them manage some tranch affairs, then perhaps it would not be such a vermin infested alpaca death camp boys and their toys clubhouse.
It really is what would happen if some eight year old boys still in their "ew girls have cooties and are icky" phase, were allowed to run a ranch.
Lord of the flies, Generation Z edition.
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Honestly, studies indicate that a bunch of eight year old boys left to manage themselves will in fact do so better than the Tranch. Not that that’s hard.
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Having nightmarish flashbacks right now, but yes, rats could be a real problem. Mice are much easier to get rid of. Rats won't eat poisoned food right away, either because they're smartly going after better fare or because they hoard it for a long time before partaking. They're too smart and big and barely scared of anything.
The Tranch has all those giant Pyrenees around too, which historically were able to scare off bears. I truly shudder to think what kind of rodents are thriving in this land.
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These dudes make Lord of the Flies look like a Hardy Boys book.
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For rats, you need vicious little terriers, not big dogs.
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Huh, yeah he did say “big fat mouse “ didn’t he.
Mice are anything but that. It’s always a surprise how tiny little they are, when you occasionally see em.
Never dealt with rats myself.
Would NOT want to.
In fact! Guy I know just showed me a video from his workshop- they chewed a hole into the back of the fucking fridge! Right inside. Took the food.
That’s some tenacity
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“Super Rats”. They have even faster growing teeth and as such can chew through plastics and thin metals, such as one finds in fridges.
It’s scary, but it’s actual Darwinism in action.
Rats who can do this obviously get better food, are stronger so live longer and presumably fight off lesser rats and have more babies.
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Sorry you had to find out his way but whoever told you that is definitely fucking men
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I say I'd non-leathally chlorinate the gene pool. Fortunately, Kevin has already done that to himself with our spare tax dollars so that saves money.
Where can I meet women like this? Need a troop like this in my life.
I was going to say "Maybe those guns will come in handy after all" but you know there would be too much collateral damage and friendly fire to make them effective.
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That was an attack orchestrated by Earl, obviously the brave true and honest women of the Tranch know everything they need to know thanks to Phil's stunning and brave military leadership. Unfortunately Phil's training doesn't include dealing with invaders the size of a rodent.
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Yep.
It’s best to just plink rats with a .22, preferably an air weapon.
It’s not going to stop them though, just discourage them a bit.
I wonder if Kevvie and Penny will wake up to find mere scraps of Jen in the middle of the bed.
The sounds and smell of belching rats waking them from slumber.
Maybe. I don’t watch them all the time.
Some gay clubs get some prominent local DJs, that I do know.
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Perhaps the rat was the true Earl all along? Clever of the rat to inflate those tires and pilot that drone. Chuck-e-Cheese has certainly fallen on hard times to be harassing such obvious women of distinction.
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How sad are things when frigging RATS understand the immovable tennets of biology and survival ( eat reproduce die, only the strong survive) better than humans? Especially the tranch?
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Pretty sure it was this guy who snuck into the tranch. I think he's one of Earl's drinkin' buddies:
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Human caring has genuine advantage. The more people that stick around, the more people we have, whether it's an extra hand to watch children, do things that need to be done while others are out, or just for company. We overextend ourselves in trying to keep everyone alive to a certain point and other humans can take advantage of this, but overall our capacity to give even our disabled members of our group help boosted our survival. We have the extreme cruelty side, but that's a case for another post.
Problem is for the tranch, this system works best when everyone in it is actually doing something. This sucks for the tranch since maybe one or two people give a shit about something at any one time, and are content to sit on their asses otherwise. You can have "dead weight" in your group, but if your group is mostly dead weight by CHOICE percentage wise, your group is useless. 1/5 underperforming people is different than 4/5 dipshits who think they're bigger shit than they actually are.