Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maskull]

At some point in the misty past there was a little, stupid but innocent, boy who probably thought that one day he would be a man, that he would have a car and a job, a wife, his own house, and would live a life like his father, his teachers, and most people in the USA.

Maybe his dreams were more grand and fantastic, like maybe he would work on a spaceship or commute to the moon?

If that poor kid only knew how his life would turn out.

Stop humanizing the pig.

 

[John_Smith]

Master Chef Patso's specialty is Beef Wellington, not turkey. His slattern Nikki's specialty is, uhm, reheating some premade dinner rolls? Neither one has the basic culinary skills needed to make anything more involved than mac and cheese.

There is no shame in going out for Thanksgiving dinner. There is no shame in having a second dinner with family or friends. However, when family and friends pointedly exclude you and your goblin-queen, there is much shame. Both the Tomlinsons and the Robinsons had wonderful family dinners. Pat and Nikki were obviously not invited. Nikki will visit her parents Friday, and they will send home a plate of leftovers for Patso after they put a flea in her ear about her *husband*. Who knows what Ma Raven will do. Patso may come a-oinking over the week-end when he knows no other family will be there.

There are two bikes, so Nikki rides? But there is only 1 car. They share?

 

[TurboNAS]

Does Pat think there’s only one person texting him? He phrases his cut and paste like it’s the same person “stalking” him each time but I’m wondering if in his lumpy head he thinks this is the work of one guy.


One guy who needs to wait for the knock, child.

 

[TheGuntinator]

You know what i am thankful for on this fine Festivus? All the lolcows on this site, and the fat faggots with pig tits who moderate it. The real MVPs were the friends we've made along the way.

Does Pat think there’s only one person texting him? He phrases his cut and paste like it’s the same person “stalking” him each time but I’m wondering if in his lumpy head he thinks this is the work of one guy.


One guy who needs to wait for the knock, child.

I think we just sorta blend into one "them" for Patrick. I do want to text him to try and hash out a more clear definition of what he believes his harassment to be, but that would be A) cow tipping B) a really unfun conversation trying to get past the copypasta and actually engage Patrick. I'm sure someone funnier than me will find a way.

Even if you're being polite I'm sure he's eager to stonewall the conversation just to feel like he has power over the situation, probably gets extra satisfication from it when they're trying to take him seriously instead of calling him fat and gay.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Does Pat think there’s only one person texting him? He phrases his cut and paste like it’s the same person “stalking” him each time but I’m wondering if in his lumpy head he thinks this is the work of one guy.


One guy who needs to wait for the knock, child.

He has indicated that he knows exactly who it is though he refuses to name them. A whole lot of lolcows on this website have similar theories, that everyone against them is part of a vast powerful conspiracy up to the heights of every institution that achieves miraculous things at every turn and also a handful to not more than dozens of pathetic losers who couldn't find their own asshole to fart in Niki's vagina. It is the brave fighters against these feloniously powerful conspiracies that will be thwarted by simple local enforcement of telephone harassment laws who will save us from fascism.

 

[JJLiautaud]

He has indicated that he knows exactly who it is though he refuses to name them. A whole lot of lolcows on this website have similar theories, that everyone against them is part of a vast powerful conspiracy up to the heights of every institution that achieves miraculous things at every turn and also a handful to not more than dozens of pathetic losers who couldn't find their own asshole to fart in Niki's vagina. It is the brave fighters against these feloniously powerful conspiracies that will be thwarted by simple local enforcement of telephone harassment laws who will save us from fascism.

God I fucking hate Umberto Eco so god damn much, peak everything I don't like is fascism.

 

[FinnSven]

US/Chicago/Relevant legal fags, a question?

Is Patrick’s frequent calling of his atalkers “mentally ill” potentially accepting that they are mentally ill should he manage to get someone charged over this?

If they were to claim mental illness as a mitigating circumstance, would Patrick’s acceptance of this be considered?

In short, is Patrick harming his own attempts to make a case against them?

Other than engaging and encouraging them?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

He's apparently having three Thanksgiving dinners again this year. But this time it looks like both him and his sow are spending Thanksgiving at a bar instead of their families:

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Wow, Hooligans is cheaping the fuck out by not giving Porktrick and Thikki some hamburger buns to go along with their Thanksgiving meal.

 

[Ophelia]

I’m not sure piggy was a stupid but hopeful child. He was probably a greedy little twat.

God I fucking hate Umberto Eco so god damn much, peak everything I don't like is fascism.

All the worst people have recommended his “anti-fash” writing, which tells me I don’t need to read it.

 

[Spunt]

Does anyone remember about 10 years ago when zombies were the "big thing" for a bit with Walking Dead, World War Z, Shaun of the Dead etc., and there were a load of stupid cash-in books like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? I read an interview later on with the author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and he said he wrote the whole thing in a week. It was a terrible book and only sold well because it caught the zeitgeist of the time.

Fatlinson has averaged 80 words a day on his stupid Tiny Tim book, which seems to be even worse than PP&Z. It's a concept that, even if done well, is only a gag stocking filler or something. Fat thinks it's a genuine "proper" book, which it won't be. It also doesn't mix Dickens with anything coherent, any comedic or unexpected theme, like zombies or aliens or anything to give it crossover appeal like PP&Z had. It's just such a really stupid idea and it's doomed to fail even if he finishes it.

 

[Associate Rick]

PEOPLE WILL DIE.
Why the fuck can't I attach images normally anymore???

What a histrionic faggot.

I wonder what he means by "full strength at the gym."

Is he counting his body weight in his lift totals? "I squat 825 lbs, child. That's just 3 less than the total number of books I've sold in my entire career."

Also, who wants to bet that if he did actually go to the gym (rainbow the size of Alaska following that sentence, I know) he borrows one of Nikki's sports bras? Don't want those moobs causing an accidental KO now!

Pretty good rendering of Rick at the gym.

Does Pat think there’s only one person texting him? He phrases his cut and paste like it’s the same person “stalking” him each time but I’m wondering if in his lumpy head he thinks this is the work of one guy.


One guy who needs to wait for the knock, child.

It is only one guy, Dr. Owen A. Forums.

 

[Meriasek]

Pretty good rendering of Rick at the gym.
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Doubt, you can clearly see some for of muscle tone there. Patirck has none of that.

 

[Spicboyskafan]

noooo, stalker child its is yoooou with the shrimp dick and dyke wife.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He's apparently having three Thanksgiving dinners again this year. But this time it looks like both him and his sow are spending Thanksgiving at a bar instead of their families:

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At least there's no random burger bun on the side, this year.

 

[AnOminous]

At some point in the misty past there was a little, stupid but innocent, boy who probably thought that one day he would be a man, that he would have a car and a job, a wife, his own house, and would live a life like his father, his teachers, and most people in the USA.

This is Pat here. I doubt his thoughts went much past "HURR DURR ME SMRRT 1.7 GPA GUD SWIRLY BAD."

 

[artilleryfroth]

This is Pat here. I doubt his thoughts went much past "HURR DURR ME SMRRT 1.7 GPA GUD SWIRLY BAD."

How many swirlies do you reckon Fat Rick had?

 

[Ophelia]

I read an interview later on with the author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and he said he wrote the whole thing in a week. It was a terrible book and only sold well because it caught the zeitgeist of the time.

And a significant portion of that book is made of passages lifted from the original. Saves a lot of time. But it also juxtaposes your original writing next to some of the greatest writers of all time. So, good luck with that.

I don’t think what Pat is doing is necessarily bad as a concept. A somewhat zany sequel to A Christmas Carol could be neat with the right writer who doesn’t take themself too seriously. Entertainment doesn’t also have to be high art. But Pat’s prose is just low fart. He’s the last person who should be trying to remix a classic. A Sonichu Christmas Carol would be more enjoyable.

 

[Swiss46]

is Patrick harming his own attempts to make a case against them?

Patrick pathologically shoots himself in the foot. Don't know why, probably has something to do with his obesity.

 

[FinnSven]

And a significant portion of that book is made of passages lifted from the original. Saves a lot of time. But it also juxtaposes your original writing next to some of the greatest writers of all time. So, good luck with that.

I don’t think what Pat is doing is necessarily bad as a concept. A somewhat zany sequel to A Christmas Carol could be neat with the right writer who doesn’t take themself too seriously. Entertainment doesn’t also have to be high art. But Pat’s prose is just low fart. He’s the last person who should be trying to remix a classic. A Sonichu Christmas Carol would be more enjoyable.

This has been semi done in the shape of Terry Pratchett’s Dodger.

It’s not the Christmas Carol obviously, but it is a Dickens inspired alternative telling of a known character.

I am pretty certain Fatrick read, or someone else read this to him, and deciding that just doing the same idea about Tiny Tim, was too contrived.

So instead he “thought” up an equally contrived idea, rather than trying to cobble together something original.

Now, autistic or disagree sticker me all you want, as speaking “ill” of Pratchett appears to be a crime against the internet at large;
As Pratchett’s books are accessible and juvenile, many people read them thinking that they are high concept sci-fi to rival Douglas Adams and fit equally on a shelf to Robert Jordan or Tolkien.

Not saying they are bad by any means but I think he was more like a funny David Gemmel than a Douglas Adams of Fantasy.

Piggy is no doubt far more proud of himself than he should be for getting through a Discworld or two, and thinks that it would go over the heads of his reader base, so this shit idea is excellent and before long he will be touted as a darker and grungier Pratchett.

Except he is a fat lazy shit and should accept that.

 

[Lorgar]

I am pretty certain Fatrick read

Hard disagree