Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 318 4.2%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,299 95.8%

  • Total voters
    7,617
Ethan's a good example of money can't buy happiness I guarantee you he does nothing but consume I don't think he has any hobbies
The only time he gets dopamine is through a pill he probably hasn't achieved anything in life for a very long time

Also a good example that nothing is of value if your brain is fucked.
He is a complete narcissist but also ugly, fat, stupid and too lazy to change anything about it.
I bet he hates that he has to make fun of his fucked up looks all the time but he NEEDS the attention.
I'm sure he knows his wife, while being not hot in the slightest, could do much better and he cant even
fuck her cause the escitalopram took his ability to maintain an erection.
Truly one of the most pathetic human beings while being a fucking millionaire lol.
 
Also a good example that nothing is of value if your brain is fucked.
He is a complete narcissist but also ugly, fat, stupid and too lazy to change anything about it.
I bet he hates that he has to make fun of his fucked up looks all the time but he NEEDS the attention.
I'm sure he knows his wife, while being not hot in the slightest, could do much better and he cant even
fuck her cause the escitalopram took his ability to maintain an erection.
Truly one of the most pathetic human beings while being a fucking millionaire lol.
Ethan's wife, for those of you who don't know, is Hila Klein, who can be seen in this footage:
 
I'm sure he knows his wife, while being not hot in the slightest, could do much better and he cant even
She used to be alright, I mean for a camel faced hag, she wasn't hot but she was mildly attractive. LA has turned her into a fucking ghoul though. Now she's disgusting, and still too good for him. I don't think they fuck a lot, I remember some clip posted here where he talks about how he jerks off like 3-4 times a day, every day.
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She used to be alright, I mean for a camel faced hag, she wasn't hot but she was mildly attractive. LA has turned her into a fucking ghoul though. Now she's disgusting, and still too good for him. I don't think they fuck a lot, I remember some clip posted here where he talks about how he jerks off like 3-4 times a day, every day.
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I'm ngl when I was in college I had to watch like a dozen h3h3 vids back in his prime before I figured out him and Hila weren't like, brother and sister or first cousins or something.
 
She used to be alright, I mean for a camel faced hag, she wasn't hot but she was mildly attractive. LA has turned her into a fucking ghoul though. Now she's disgusting, and still too good for him. I don't think they fuck a lot, I remember some clip posted here where he talks about how he jerks off like 3-4 times a day, every day.
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Western Liberalism ruins all women.
 
Ethan is a Inglewood heeb, his only friends are cucks like idubbz and others

Ethan is fat and likely drug addicted washed up YouTuber who can't cope with the fact that his show is dying now that he's running out people to leech off from and he got his and his slags Twitter account banned after several cases of Musk derangement syndrome, cutting a his narciccistic ass out of attention dented Ethan's ego and sanity at the same time.

Ethan's good days are over, he's a washed up relic from early YouTube, fat and likely does booger sugar.

Since he is so fat, I can't see him any type of I2P either.

Ethan's done he's just delaying the inevitable.
It's that beautiful Chestnut where people think "maturity" is defined by having less patience and understanding for other people, being overall less likable to the masses, and believing that being right is more important than being decent. Considering YouTube has that fucking thing where you know half the viewers you considered 12-year-olds regardless of what your fucking stats would tell you, it was pretty rich for the apparently the two of them to talk about Sam Hyde and really give him shit despite the fact that this guy has always aimed at being an adult entertainer, where are these two said the edgy words to teenagers.

It's even funnier when you hear them talk about the impact of influencing people, as if it's hard to get young impressionable people to go along with something. That's why there's a lot of young people that think it's cool to be a total fucking pussy, if you'll pardon my French putting it the most honest way I can. And let's be completely real, those 12-year-olds bullied these older grown men into being these wimpy pussies, not vice versa. That's why idubbbz was sitting the enlightened by being a cuck for like a couple weeks.
 
It's that beautiful Chestnut where people think "maturity" is defined by having less patience and understanding for other people, being overall less likable to the masses, and believing that being right is more important than being decent. Considering YouTube has that fucking thing where you know half the viewers you considered 12-year-olds regardless of what your fucking stats would tell you, it was pretty rich for the apparently the two of them to talk about Sam Hyde and really give him shit despite the fact that this guy has always aimed at being an adult entertainer, where are these two said the edgy words to teenagers.

It's even funnier when you hear them talk about the impact of influencing people, as if it's hard to get young impressionable people to go along with something. That's why there's a lot of young people that think it's cool to be a total fucking pussy, if you'll pardon my French putting it the most honest way I can. And let's be completely real, those 12-year-olds bullied these older grown men into being these wimpy pussies, not vice versa. That's why idubbbz was sitting the enlightened by being a cuck for like a couple weeks.
Ethan lost grip on his audience long time ago and lacks the charisma to get anyone outside the nostalgia addicted morons who still dream back to days when Ethan was still in lime light from shoenice to current year Leafy, every guy who came along did far greater job than Ethan ever did.

Thanks to Ethan's cancerous presence YouTubers that are small or unknown YouTubers without connection have to tapdance around vague muh hate speech, censorship and hateful iconography.
Thanks to Ethan characters like Filthy Frank to name one edgy character played by Joji had to be watered down.
Time for edgy hunor isn't mainstream anymore and will fade to obscurity

And the fact people grow up, Joji semi retired Filthy Frank, since the character is Jojis only outlet to deal with his enchelopathy. People who watched original frank videos and Susan constantly fucks Joji over with community guidelines strikes.

There's only handful who remember or care about "good" things Ethan did, his content is shit, he doesn't offer variety and every single show that he hosts is scripted. Ethan will be remembered as the parasite that ended a era and being a thin skinned faggot. Current YouTube is a neutered shadow of itself, you can thank Ethan and Susan for that.

Everyone else is getting strikes but Ethan who "jokes" about gassing the the Shapiro family, bomb Vatican, etc.

Ethan's unhinged villain arc isn't working the way he expected, h3 podcast needs views badly, hate or otherwise his show is dying and everything he built.
 
How is this faggot threatening to hurt people better than the handful of dumb faggots who threaten to hurt trannies? Who the fuck thinks hurting people on the basis you disagree with someone is okay? I thought Ethan's Vape Nation and Papa John's stuff was great. Why does everyone have to be some edgy political hero in 2022?
 
I genuinely thought this was Narcissa Wright at first.
The guilt of her IDF days must weigh heavy.
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Jesus Christ, that's genuinely horrifying. She looks like the fucking Gyro Captain from Mad Max.

Scratch that, turns out he looks more feminine in a dress.

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What is that meme anyway? I always see it paired with photos of people crying or killing themselves.
Pretty sure it's a /tv/ bit. At the time that meme was a thing, Brendan Fraser and the terrible state of his career, divorce and appearance was a big topic of debate there. Someone took a particularly teary-eyed image of him and shopped him with that hair and holding a gun to his head, and that got the ball rolling. JUST and that dumb haircut became synonymous with washing up, suicidal thinking and general despondency.

As a positive sidenote, it seems like Brendan has been unjusted in recent years.
 
As a positive sidenote, it seems like Brendan has been unjusted in recent years.
Brendan's internet status is a weird one, I was very active on /tv/ when that meme caught up, and people did make fun of him and the fact his ex wife had ruined him financially right after he had also dropped from B list to C list, but even though 4chan does what 4chan does and made tons of edit making of the situation, he was never hated, he just made some terrible decissions when it came to roles and of course the turbocunt he married, so now that he's making a comeback people are happy to see it.

What is that meme anyway? I always see it paired with photos of people crying or killing themselves.

The guy with the terrible haircut is a dentist called Gino DiGiannantonio, the meme started with Brendan due to a devastating divorce and it moved on from there.
 
This is why people don't take me seriously when I express to them that I would love nothing more than the destruction of the French nation and it's people.
You must be British.

OT: are there any good documentaries or books about why the antagonism between the British and French? I watched Master and Commander and the John Adams HBO miniseries last weekend and it left me with that question. Why did the Frogs and Brits hate eachother pretty much until WWI considering all European monarchy are/were related in some way
 
You must be British.

OT: are there any good documentaries or books about why the antagonism between the British and French? I watched Master and Commander and the John Adams HBO miniseries last weekend and it left me with that question. Why did the Frogs and Brits hate eachother pretty much until WWI considering all European monarchy are/were related in some way

It has to do with religion. France had long coveted favoritism from the catholic church and when the Church of England came to, France really wanted to suck down the papacy
 
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It has to do with religion. France had long coveted favoritism from the catholic church and when the Church of England came to, France really wanted to suck down the papacy
There's probably been some lingering resentment from the Norman invasions and a lot of the ruling class being Normans who trod on the Angles and Saxons, and there have been fights over Brittany and the Channel Islands over the centuries.
 
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