Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

Trianon said:
I seriously thought, when he started talking about people going about their essential tasks, that he was trying to talk himself down and realize that people make noise sometimes because they have to get stuff done and it's ridiculous to expect them to do it in monkish silence. But nope!

It's funny because I get very easily irritated by noise too, but whoa, did you know you can instantly block it out with earplugs or by listening to classical music? Did you know you can criticize your impulsive thoughts and make an effort not to think ugly things about people for behaving in ways that you, personally, would not? I know, I know, ZJ.
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Further advice to Zinnia which will go unheeded: Get some noise-cancelling headphones (they make decent cheap ones now!) and wear them. Put on a 10-hour white noise video on YouTube in another tab. Get a white noise machine (they can go for like $10, even the good ones are well under a hundred). If none of that works, fucking go somewhere else. Some parents with children in the house resort to doing schoolwork or work in their cars, or stay up late after their children are asleep.

Consider the fact that during the pandemic many parents had to work from home (actual work that brought in income for their families) with their kids in the house interrupting constantly and needing help with Zoom lessons, and they didn't complain one tenth as much as you do about having your Twitter time interrupted, you miserable, anus-mouthed cunt.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
I'm glad that Zach learned the meaning of this random event is that all of reality needs to conform to Zach's wishes at all times. It's a rare but powerful conclusion.
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It wasn't really a random event. They're both complete retards who did something completely retarded, and retardation resulted. The real lesson to learn is both of these absolute mongoloids shouldn't be allowed near a kiddy wading pool or a mud puddle because they'll figure out a way to drown in it.
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I'm calling it on trying to act normal and keep it together ...
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About that trying to act normal thing, he really should probably give that up. It's not in the cards. He's retarded and he should play that for sympathy. Lick some windows. You know, just tard things.
 
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He really missed out by not applying for disability years ago, when they were handing out approvals left and right to troons and sadbrains and sadbrain troons. I alwys figured his ego couldn't take the hit, plus all the testing might have told him things about himself that he'd prefer to remain in ignorance about. Now it's too late, the SSA has really tightened up in regards to disability.
 
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behindyourightnow said:
Consider the fact that during the pandemic many parents had to work from home (actual work that brought in income for their families) with their kids in the house interrupting constantly and needing help with Zoom lessons, and they didn't complain one tenth as much as you do about having your Twitter time interrupted, you miserable, anus-mouthed cunt.
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Well, the difference here is that those parents LOVE their children and, while they acknowledge they can be annoying at times (I'm a mother and I definitely do), the love is still there, so we try to adapt as much as possible to the situation. Like you say, staying up late, going to a coffee place to work, or shut yourself in a room. It happens and it's very shady situation because you do feel guilty for considering, even for a moment, that the kids you love are an annoyance.

Zach doesn't love those kids even a bit. In this horror story that is their life, she's the evil step mother wishing to send the children away or just kill them for the inconvenience of their existence. She doesn't even love or like Heather for the crime of not having a penis.
 
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Finally a pic where he doesn't do that mouth thing. You know ...

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... that mouth thing.

I think it might be related to situational awareness of whether there's a picture being taken.
The smile in the first pic is a much better look, but ...

ZJ wants a sexy female look and ZJ's idea of a sexy female look are taken from MySpace duckface girls of the 1990s. So it's not only a worse look, it dates him.
 
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Stinkyboy said:
He likes his lips to advertise for his asshole
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False advertising.
mumble mumble dragon dildos mumble mumble

Tasty Tatty said:
I think it's because Heather's brother is there and even Zach has enough self-awareness to know that he shouldn't pretending to do his "sex"pose next to him, but rather act like a loving wife.
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Now I think that's gotta be it.
 
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Gunter Hatherer said:
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Finally a pic where he doesn't do that mouth thing. You know ...

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... that mouth thing.

I think it might be related to situational awareness of whether there's a picture being taken.
The smile in the first pic is a much better look, but ...

ZJ wants a sexy female look and ZJ's idea of a sexy female look are taken from MySpace duckface girls of the 1990s. So it's not only a worse look, it dates him.
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It's not even a real duckface, either. The idea of duckface is that you contract the muscles around your mouth so your lips push out and look bigger (although it ends up looking like a duck's bill, hence duckface). Zach is somehow contracting those muscles in a way that makes his lips almost disappear into an anal sphincter shape. I don't even know how he does it, it seems to defy the laws of biology and physics.

I guess that's what happens when you're an asshole
 
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behindyourightnow said:
It's not even a real duckface, either. The idea of duckface is that you contract the muscles around your mouth so your lips push out and look bigger (although it ends up looking like a duck's bill, hence duckface). Zach is somehow contracting those muscles in a way that makes his lips almost disappear into an anal sphincter shape. I don't even know how he does it, it seems to defy the laws of biology and physics.
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Someone here previously mentioned that it's not a duckface, it's supposed to be a sultry smug face. He failed at it too.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
Someone here previously mentioned that it's not a duckface, it's supposed to be a sultry smug face. He failed at it too.
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As has been pointed out repeatedly it looks like a cat's asshole. This retard actually makes a face that makes his lips look like an anus on purpose. What a loser.
 
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Zach compares his silly little accident to being assaulted by someone he knows.
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Now he has become even more misanthropic, because he doesn't have a tard wrangler by his side all the time.
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He feels as though he'd be sacrificed to the Snake God any moment.
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Someone suggests him to huff oleander.
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Despite the grim realization that the reaper may come any time, Zach still cares about that silly Twitter tick.
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