Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[vladimirovanova]

When I was younger, I wanted to date a Pagan chick because I thought "Fuck yeah, Nordic wolf moon spirit-loving girl."
Come to find out, most wytches are physically synonymous with dangerhairs.

 

[Flexo]

When I was younger, I wanted to date a Pagan chick because I thought "Fuck yeah, Nordic wolf moon spirit-loving girl."
Come to find out, most wytches are physically synonymous with dangerhairs.

Remember the first two laws of dating:
1) Do NOT stick your dick in crazy.
2) No really, do NOT FUCKING STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Remember the first two laws of dating:
1) Do NOT stick your dick in crazy.
2) No really, do NOT FUCKING STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!

You can stick your dick in crazy, it's fun. The secret is to never date crazy.

Spoiler: True enlightenment

Most women, even the crazy ones, cannot deal with a crazy man. If your girl starts getting crazy you simply need to outcrazy her so she'll be scared back in line. It's not as difficult as it sounds.

 

[Ophelia]

Remember the first two laws of dating:
1) Do NOT stick your dick in crazy.
2) No really, do NOT FUCKING STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!

What is the version of this for the dickless?

 

[Protistology]

What is the version of this for the dickless?

Get a dick first, then follow the two rules.

 

[Ophelia]

Get a dick first, then follow the two rules.

I’m no tranny

 

[Flexo]

But there are no girls on the internet!

I dunno what the girl rules are. Don't let a guy in that you wouldn't want to raise a copy of? (i.e. if he's crazy in real life, imagine how crazy his offspring in toddler mode would be)

(not even saying you would have kids with him - just a rule of thumb)

 

[Agarathium1066]

What is the version of this for the dickless?

#1: DO NOT LET CRAZY STICK ITS DICK IN YOU.
#2: DO NOT LET CRAZY MOVE IN.
#3: REFER TO #1 AND #2 AS OFTEN AS NEEDED WHEN IN DOUBT.

 

[gata]

But there are no girls on the internet!

I dunno what the girl rules are. Don't let a guy in that you wouldn't want to raise a copy of? (i.e. if he's crazy in real life, imagine how crazy his offspring in toddler mode would be)

(not even saying you would have kids with him - just a rule of thumb)

Oh come on, it's so simple:

DON'T FUCK CRAZIES
DON'T DATE CRAZIES
DON'T LIVE WITH CRAZIES

 

[NoReturn]

/r/witchesvspatriarchy isn't even witchcraft at this point. 90% of it is SJW shit.
Look at this:

It's almost like "people with uteruses" might have discovered this sooner if they were allowed to have women-only spaces and the subreddit literally called "Two X Chromosomes" wasn't infested with troons.

Magic is bad if it even vaguely aligns with anything we deem problematic.

WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MAGIC?

Oh and check this out. Here we have an actual female posting:
I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!



vs this post:

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Meanwhile, on TikTok:

This is fun, though. Always neat to see people who actually believe and take it seriously.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Oh and check this out. Here we have an actual female posting:
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The Reddit poster of this image may be female, but Christine McConnell was born male.

In keeping with the rest of the painstakingly-maintained retro aesthetic, Christine is completely quiet on the trans front and just wants to grill decorate cakes, for God's sake. Which ironically means that Christine gets savaged in absentia by curvy goon girlfriends, but Mx. Hot Topic Special gets the standard troon asspats.

 

[NoReturn]

In keeping with the rest of the painstakingly-maintained retro aesthetic, Christine is completely quiet on the trans front and just wants to grill decorate cakes, for God's sake. Which ironically means that Christine gets savaged in absentia by curvy goon girlfriends, but Mx. Hot Topic Special gets the standard troon asspats.

GOOD LORD!
You weren't kidding! Holy guacamole!

Transfems everywhere! Trannies in the bread!

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Time to revive this thread.

Menstrual Blood Magic: 3 Spells For Your Period​

How to Make Your Menstrual Blood Magical

Periods are already kind of magical, but we're talking spells.

www.teenvogue.com

Teen Vogue. A fashion magazine. This is fashionable (or someone in the ruling class wants it to be).

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Most women, even the crazy ones, cannot deal with a crazy man. If your girl starts getting crazy you simply need to outcrazy her so she'll be scared back in line. It's not as difficult as it sounds.

that's how you get your dick stuck in prison

 

[admiral]

If magic is real why can't all of these trannies use it to change themselves into women?

 

[glass_houses]

Time to revive this thread.

Menstrual Blood Magic: 3 Spells For Your Period​

How to Make Your Menstrual Blood Magical

Periods are already kind of magical, but we're talking spells.

www.teenvogue.com

Teen Vogue. A fashion magazine. This is fashionable (or someone in the ruling class wants it to be).

Spells and rituals with menstrual blood go back many centuries in many different cultures. It was practiced by people who had not yet developed the concept of 'hygiene' and as a result, tended to be dead by age forty.

What's next, Teen Vogue? Fingerpainting with your own faeces?

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

What's next, Teen Vogue? Fingerpainting with your own faeces?

 

[Mista House]

If magic is real why can't all of these trannies use it to change themselves into women?

If it was theyd fuck it up and still 41% only instead of going quietly with a short drop and a sudden stop, theyd be blowing up from badly conducted spells.

 

[Forgotten Specter]

Woman wonders if her desire to cheat is caused by a love spell
Some of the comments were calling her out on it, but I also liked this exchange
link

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

If magic is real why can't all of these trannies use it to change themselves into women?

Because they don't actually want to be women, they want to be trans. It's just like how they whine about why they can't make their character a troon in a video game, even though they can make them a man or a woman.