Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

[Randomrando]

What if someone wanted to hire you to petsit a bunch of pit bulls?

Truely depends on how many is a bunch. 3-4 no problem, 5-6 depends on the set up, 7+ I'd be concerned they were a back yard breeder/hoarding and I don't work with those people because they're more trouble than they're worth. A lot of pet sitting is vetting your clients to protect yourself from crazies and Karen's.

People use pits as example because of their horse shit reputation but Doodles and Huskies are far more psycho, I'd take 5 pits before I'd take 5 Doodles, Huskies, or hound working breeds.

 

[BunchofMunch]

Truely depends on how many is a bunch. 3-4 no problem, 5-6 depends on the set up, 7+ I'd be concerned they were a back yard breeder/hoarding and I don't work with those people because they're more trouble than they're worth. A lot of pet sitting is vetting your clients to protect yourself from crazies and Karen's.

People use pits as example because of their horse shit reputation but Doodles and Huskies are far more psycho, I'd take 5 pits before I'd take 5 Doodles, Huskies, or hound working breeds.

What if someone wanted to hire you to petsit a robot baby bird?

 

[Randomrando]

Believe it or not requests like that aren't totally rare. There is a subset of people who use Rover and the like to try and find a date or kink parter, it's not an everyday occurrence but it definitely happens.

Spoiler

A person in a group I'm in shared a request where a dude wanted to be the one being cared for like a dog... for $3,000

The general consensus was most of us would play fetch with the dude for 3k as long as he kept up the animal act and didn't try to talk, he also would have to provide his own kennel.

...you know if Kindess provided her own kennel I might consider it. Its generally fine to leave a critter kenneled for 4-6 hours at a time...

 

[Oxyjen]

Believe it or not requests like that aren't totally rare. There is a subset of people who use Rover and the like to try and find a date or kink parter, it's not an everyday occurrence but it definitely happens.

Spoiler

A person in a group I'm in shared a request where a dude wanted to be the one being cared for like a dog... for $3,000

The general consensus was most of us would play fetch with the dude for 3k as long as he kept up the animal act and didn't try to talk, he also would have to provide his own kennel.

...you know if Kindess provided her own kennel I might consider it. Its generally fine to leave a critter kenneled for 4-6 hours at a time...

It did strike me that the interface is a little bit like tinder, and the (mostly young women) offering services kind of have to reply, so I guess there’s some shit they have to put up with..

I hope you kept reading and got to the “dog sitting for the drug people” story arc and subsequently getting kicked off Rover. Man, that was a year ago..

 

[Randomrando]

It did strike me that the interface is a little bit like tinder, and the (mostly young women) offering services kind of have to reply, so I guess there’s some shit they have to put up with..

I hope you kept reading and got to the “dog sitting for the drug people” story arc and subsequently getting kicked off Rover. Man, that was a year ago..

I regret to inform you she didn't get kicked off rover (somehow), my theory as to why below.

https://www.rover.com/members/alyssa-f-aussie-specialist-high-energy-dogs/

Spoiler: Petsitting Autism

Shes in away mode for everything so she can't be booked but she's still there. Rover is pretty quick to remove people from the platform for fucking up (hence why you don't find many people with terrible reviews). They do have a team that handles investigations into issues, I've never had to deal with them but my understanding is sitter and owner both write their stories on what happened then Rover tries to piece together the story for what actually happened and responds accordingly.

HOWEVER She's only got 5 reviews (the other two are testimonials, aka references from friends) but claimed she was booked up/getting lots of walks. Reviews are important to sitters so her not racking any up is weird, the more reviews you have the higher you can charge and you generally get booked more often. (Also just as an aside she once complained she wasn't getting paid full price because the client was paying "Rover special rates" or something, lol that's not a thing. Rover sitters set their own prices, if she wasn't getting paid enough that's 100% on her)

I'd bet she's taking clients off Rover (because Rover does take 20% as a fee for using their platform, Wag takes 40%) and doing it privately, which is why she has no reviews. This is kind of fucking stupid for her to do considering she's retarded. Rover doesn't have a perfect safety net for sitters but they do provide a lot and it's borderline impossible to get cheated out of your money if everything goes through Rover; Rover takes the money upfront and holds it till 2 days after the last visit, then sends it to the sitter.

So I'd bet she was taking clients off rover and giving subpar care. Because Rover is no longer involved there's no real repercussions and Kindness continues on being a human disaster with zero consequences.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I can't get a screen shot bur if you go to Alyssas Amazon wishlist, she has perineal cleaner on there. Fucking lol

So either she's using it to aid in her "I'm a boy" larp or bonnie has trench taint

 

[Aunt Carol]

I can't get a screen shot bur if you go to Alyssas Amazon wishlist, she has perineal cleaner on there. Fucking lol

So either she's using it to aid in her "I'm a boy" larp or bonnie has trench taint

Both sexes have a perineum.

If you're cleaning someone who has dried-on or just frequent liquid stool, that foaming no-rinse perineal cleanser with the aloe does make it nicer for the caregiver and the skin-owner. Able-bodied uses include camping and heavy flow days. It's good stuff, if not a product you'd display point-of-pride in the bathroom.

What these goofs are using it for is anyone's guess.

 

[Meiwaku]

What these goofs are using it for is anyone's guess.

Mouthwash

 

[GET!]

I refuse to believe that this plays out any other way than Paul and Phil being in a Mexican standoff over the property. Kevin will be the third, but has the gun pointing at himself while he tries to figure out what he's doing.

The Ugly, The Uglier and The Ugliest

 

[Jump]

It is suspected Penny, Kevin, and Jen are trying to flee the Tranch under the guise of expansion. Kevin said he will be living somewhere else in 6 months.

Did you finally try to collect rent, Bonners?

I am cross posting in case people don't follow the tranch thread but I think the escape plan is to move back to Phil's parent's ranch
Fat Pauly and Kindness are going to be left with a massive mess soon when Phil and crew bail on the Tranch.

 

[AnOminous]

I am cross posting in case people don't follow the tranch thread but I think the escape plan is to move back to Phil's parent's ranch
Fat Pauly and Kindness are going to be left with a massive mess soon when Phil and crew bail on the Tranch.

So are they just going to leave the alpacas to die?

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

So are they just going to leave the alpacas to die?

More likely let them run free then the county will fine Mandozer for loose animals.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Fat Pauly and Kindness are going to be left with a massive mess soon when Phil and crew bail on the Tranch.

As is Mandozer's currently MIA husband Sky too. Pretty sure he's co-signer/owner by virtue of marriage. Unless there's been a divorce behind the scenes, which Pablo likely would have mentioned by now.

It would have been in Sky's best interests to divorce Pablo immediately once Pablo ran off with Kindness, but then again, he'd already proved he makes poor decisions by being married to Pablo in the first place. Not to mention being in the tranch cult.

 

[NotFatChild]

Is she still "pet sitting?"

I admit I'm only on page 133 but if anyone is curious or has questions on how pet sitting actually works and what is and is not normal I'm happy to answer any questions. I can't sperg on mental health or how she's munching so terribly but I know pet sitting.

I started pet sitting a few years ago and managed to turn it into a business and my full time big girl job that pays all my bills and pads my savings account nicely. I offer my knowledge up to the farms if its wanted.

Do you have to take multiple pets to actually make decent money? I started flipping through Rover out of curiosity and it seems like the average is ~$20-30 a night/day in my area. That's less than minimum wage.

I KNOW alyssa wasn't "working" nearly that hard.

 

[Oxyjen]

Do you have to take multiple pets to actually make decent money? I started flipping through Rover out of curiosity and it seems like the average is ~$20-30 a night/day in my area. That's less than minimum wage.

I KNOW alyssa wasn't "working" nearly that hard.

There’s perks though. If you’re sitting the dog at the owners’ house you get free heating and wifi, use of the bathtub, and all the drugs you can find.

 

[Randomrando]

Do you have to take multiple pets to actually make decent money? I started flipping through Rover out of curiosity and it seems like the average is ~$20-30 a night/day in my area. That's less than minimum wage.

I KNOW alyssa wasn't "working" nearly that hard.

Price depends on your area, cost of living, and price of gas, but generally yes.

Spoiler: More Petsitting stuff

$20-$30 for house sitting is a joke, I live in a low cost of living area where gas just slipped back under $3 a gallon and I still charge $60 a night minimum and thats not even for 24/7 care(I leave for 5-6 hours at a time, this is how most sitters housesit). If a client does want the sitter teathered to their house (aka you cant leave for more than an hour at a time) its not uncommon to charge $150 and I've even seen sitters charging $300 for 24 hours.

If you get a good boarding set up(aka basically transform your home into a boarding facility) you can make hella money but there's more downsides. I've seen sitters get their homes set up so they can take 6-8 dogs at a time at $60 a dog, and for holidays they can easily charge $80-100 a day. However boarding is more of a risk. People lie constantly about if their dog is friendly, housebroken, destructive, food/toy aggressive so having a lot of "stange" dogs in your home can be stressful.

Drop-ins and walks are my bread and butter. You can only do one house sitting at a time (unless one client is fine with you not sleeping at their house) but I, personally, can comfortably do 15 walks and drop-ins a day. So one house sitting at $60 or 15 bookings for (roughly, this is assuming each booking is only 1 dog) $20 a pop and the best part is I get to sleep in my own bed with my own dogs.

Yeah most of us could probably get better paying jobs but a lot of petsitters do it because we're misfits who don't want to have to interact with other humans. My favorite thing about my job is I rarely see people and when I do it's literally just to talk about their animals lol

 

[AssignedEva]

Kindness has been having a health crisis. Not archived because I think she's still locked down.

Anyway apparently she's been diagnosed with epilepsy. This being Kindness, she's extrapolated this to mean she has ninety billion seizures a day, and that her shakey lines on her sketches were actually because she was having constant seizures without realising (rather than shakes from withdrawals from whatever shit she'd been pumping into her body today).

She has had an allergic reaction to her epilepsy medication, topirimate, which supposedly required use of an epipen and a nebuliser. She's apparently planning to try out keppra (levetiracetam) and another medication her "partner" is going to try and get (unclear if this means Paul has been promoted back up from "housemate who has to cater to Kindness's munching" or if she's lured another person in with her gobliny wiles). Naturally she's also self medicating with massive amounts of edibles.

She's also had an MRI scan and is waiting for results. Separately she's seeing a psychologist who is very certain she is not schizophrenic (no shit, she's borderline and only pretends to be psychotic). Also she's so epileptic that she can't have a menorah in case the flickering candles set it off, which afaik is not how photosensitive epilepsy works (I didn't think she was Jewish, but then rat kings always declare they're Jewish if they can't claim they're a PoC). She's happy to share that with her new epilepsy diagnosis she will try and get on disability (I guess the old munchie grift didn't pan out?)

Also she's got a cat now, and some sort of lizard. I feel like she didn't use to have a cat and a lizard, just a dog and rats, but I lose track.

She's also variously been concerned about having flu, pneumonia, blood clots in her lungs, strep A and covid and has been to hospital over and over again.

Some screenshots are in here. I don't have all of them because I had to scroll through endless tweets of her complaining about being woozy, claiming to be so brain damaged from seizures that she temporarily is losing the ability to speak, demanding Paul drags her to the bath tub to hose her down, insisting she can't look at screens because she'll have epileptic seizures and claiming to be fearful of freezing to death in the current Colorado cold snap.


Oh and she has aged a whole bunch as a result of her pharmaceutical munching. As a reminder, this woman is 30 years old:

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Kindness has been having a health crisis. Not archived because I think she's still locked down.

Anyway apparently she's been diagnosed with epilepsy. This being Kindness, she's extrapolated this to mean she has ninety billion seizures a day, and that her shakey lines on her sketches were actually because she was having constant seizures without realising (rather than shakes from withdrawals from whatever shit she'd been pumping into her body today).

She has had an allergic reaction to her epilepsy medication, topirimate, which supposedly required use of an epipen and a nebuliser. She's apparently planning to try out keppra (levetiracetam) and another medication her "partner" is going to try and get (unclear if this means Paul has been promoted back up from "housemate who has to cater to Kindness's munching" or if she's lured another person in with her gobliny wiles). Naturally she's also self medicating with massive amounts of edibles.

She's also had an MRI scan and is waiting for results. Separately she's seeing a psychologist who is very certain she is not schizophrenic (no shit, she's borderline and only pretends to be psychotic). Also she's so epileptic that she can't have a menorah in case the flickering candles set it off, which afaik is not how photosensitive epilepsy works (I didn't think she was Jewish, but then rat kings always declare they're Jewish if they can't claim they're a PoC). She's happy to share that with her new epilepsy diagnosis she will try and get on disability (I guess the old munchie grift didn't pan out?)

Even just reading this is exhausting. I can't imagine dealing with her IRL every day.

 

[AssignedEva]

Even just reading this is exhausting. I can't imagine dealing with her IRL every day.

I couldn't bring myself to keep screenshotting - so many of her tweets were just basically "feeling woozy " or "going to try to eat". Over and over and over.

She didn't tweet for pretty much the whole of November, so she might have given herself an actual health issue, but she's more than made up for it. In the last three hours she's established that trying new seizure (it's always siezure - I assume she misspells it so much she broke autocorrect) medication is a mitzvah (Jewish religious commandment), sperged out about her mother being nostalgic about them doing Harry Potter costumes as kids, and also mentions she's scared of using her wheelchair on icy pavements (so apparently that munchy grift continues).





I can't remember if we knew she was Evangelical before (so not Jewish), although this is new Kindness lore that her Mum got her into cosplay. Although on the other hand she also claimed her mother let her get kidnapped 650 times by sex slavers and she had to escape via a Mexican blind swordfighting pimp (deceased) in Canada or whatever, so I'll take that with a pinch of salt. Probably true that her Mum invited her to Christmas and she refused, though. Once again I find myself feeling sorry for Kindness's family.

Also she mentioned "partner is off work" and supporting her but separately "caregiver says I am more lucid and able to stand up some" so maybe the medication is working. This suggests to me that the cucking of Paul Mendoza continues if partner and caregiver are two different people, although it could just be Kindness being Kindness and obfuscating things. If I need to escape from "partner's" ill-behaved child relatives over Christmas I might go to a pub and do an autistic deep dive on her twitter to try and find out more.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Oh and she has aged a whole bunch as a result of her pharmaceutical munching. As a reminder, this woman is 30 years old:
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This could be Tom Scott except she's beating him in the hairline race.