Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

I just noticed the button prompt has an A button in the same place as an Xbox controller. Did the devs get their game into xbox as well? or are they just showcasing steam "gameplay" with an xbox controller instead of a Play one or keyboard for some reason?
My bet is that its not even a real part of the game and just made to go on the Steam page which would explain why its looks so odd. Also in another gif on the steam page they do have PS controls shown.
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UPDATE 11/25/2022

Been over a year since an update to the OP:
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State of GVH:
The game has basically been in limbo for the last 2 years. It is suspected that the drama surrounding Kate Gray got most of the game scrapped, Snoot Game may also be a contributing factor.
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After more than a year of silence an update has been made to their steam page, a couple NEW IMAGES!!! You read that right, a Steam page. Theyve dropped the console exclusivity :story:
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The Developers:
Ever since Snoot Game, the developers have been in coping and seething mode. They've cracked down on any people making fun of the game on their various social media platforms but none can compare to their discord. Their discord has the strictest vetting for new members and you can get banned at the drop of a hat for being a "bad fit" Lol After 2 years they made an update to their steam page where they share a couple more social media accounts showing more of their Yanderedev type updates:
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Hard to say when they will release the game, in 2021 they said they would be releasing in 2022 but still no signs of it releasing any time soon:
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Conclusion:
The Developers have wasted any momentum the game mightve had. They threw away 2 years (game started development in 2018 ) of work because their head writer got canceled :story: and decided to take 2 more years to develop something that may not even be noticeably different from the original product.

Imagine being Sony, you let some scalie gender weirdos into your big PS5 reveal, they drop this turd into your presentation, market it as one of the launch titles for their overpriced plastic game box and not only do they not deliver, they don't even stick to being a console exclusive. :story:
 

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Is it possible they took a bit to wait out a contract of exclusivity in addition to DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING? I wouldn't be surprised if it was all general incompetence though, just disappointed.

The art still looks like they took 3D anime models and traced over them.
 
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Is it possible they took a bit to wait out a contract of exclusivity in addition to DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING? I wouldn't be surprised if it was all general incompetence though, just disappointed.

The art still looks like they took 3D anime models and traced over them.
The fact that it's (going to be) on Steam is some delicious irony. A team that can't handle criticism moved their game from a system with no games and barely any fans for it, to a platform that has WAY more people that are also not afraid of being critical.

If they did indeed wait for the contract to expire then they are fucking retarded. Between this, the constant delays, and Snoot Game, they've purposefully driven themselves in a corner to where all eyes are on them. If they quit and cancel the game, they become a lughing stock and another victory for Snoot Game. If they release it, then they better take a vacation from their computers because their game is going to be ripped apart like fucking crazy. Any and all autists are going to comb through this pile of shit with a fine-tooth comb to see what two (possibly 3) years of work resulted in.
 
The fact that it's (going to be) on Steam is some delicious irony. A team that can't handle criticism moved their game from a system with no games and barely any fans for it, to a platform that has WAY more people that are also not afraid of being critical.

If they did indeed wait for the contract to expire then they are fucking retarded. Between this, the constant delays, and Snoot Game, they've purposefully driven themselves in a corner to where all eyes are on them. If they quit and cancel the game, they become a lughing stock and another victory for Snoot Game. If they release it, then they better take a vacation from their computers because their game is going to be ripped apart like fucking crazy. Any and all autists are going to comb through this pile of shit with a fine-tooth comb to see what two (possibly 3) years of work resulted in.
The inevitable wave of Steam reviews telling you to play Snoot Game instead and how to get it will be hilarious.
 
The true and honest ladies over at Pink News also did an article bitching about Snoot Game (Article, Archive).

For some reason they then end up sperging about Keffals, and "the now-defunct forum called Kiwifarms". RIP KF
Gee, sure sucks that KiwiFarms has been taken down for good! Keffals really outdone him- I mean herself.
 
Imagine being Sony, you let some scalie gender weirdos into your big PS5 reveal, they drop this turd into your presentation, market it as one of the launch titles for their overpriced plastic game box and not only do they not deliver, they don't even stick to being a console exclusive. :story:
This is current year sony we talking about. I wouldn't be surprised if most things surrounding the ps5 is some money laundering scheme, and GBVH just happen to be at the right place at the right time to get a cut. :story:
 
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new art looks like a coprolite
Guess it's time to give a name the genre of shitty games like this:, what about...
ywnbNITW (you will never be Night in the woods)?
 
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I think Groomercore is a pretty good title, saw it once when someone wanted to describe all those indie games like Ooblets with pastel colors, character models/sprites that look like vaguely human shaped blobs, try to look childish and describe themselves as "wholesome". Doesn't fit GVH 100% but i think it's close enough.
 
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