Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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When it came to that part, I thought "Oh, Jack is functionally illiterate", but then Tammy couldn't read the word "mentor", which is spelled completely phonetically.
They're both retards when it comes to any language including English.

Granted Jagoff can't say things properly because he's a mushbrain. TamHam can't say things properly because she's white trash.
 
They're both retards when it comes to any language including English.

Granted Jagoff can't say things properly because he's a mushbrain. TamHam can't say things properly because she's white trash.
I don't get the comments here that defend Tammy. Her and Jack are both bottom of the barrel white trash and they deserve each other.
 
I don't get the comments here that defend Tammy. Her and Jack are both bottom of the barrel white trash and they deserve each other.
I think people just like her better than they like Jagoff. And if she played her cards right she could do a lot better for herself.

Jagoff can't however so he's holding onto her as tight as he can with only one arm.
 
Hippo-crite. Aww.... Somebody don't like getting their feelings hurt on social media.
 

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Hippo-crite. Aww.... Somebody don't like getting their feelings hurt on social media.
The nerve of this son of a bitch, the absolute nerve.
This coming from the same Jagoff that PUBLICLY gave Crumbl Cookies not only an F, but an F minus just because they were out of the cookie he wanted.

Nobody likes a hypocrite, so no wonder it’s so easy to hate this fat piece of shit.
 
I don't get the comments here that defend Tammy. Her and Jack are both bottom of the barrel white trash and they deserve each other.
I think it's mostly due to the fact that she isn't a complete waste of space, unlike Jack: she is obese and unhealthy, but not to the point of needing help from others to do basic things. She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but still has enough brainpower to, even with that millstone of a husband around her neck, almost single-handedly support a middle-class family as an accountant for well over a decade. And, yes, they're both trashy, but Tammy at least keeps most of it out of the public eye.

In short, she's not a completely hopeless case and, as much as we like to mock and laugh at people, I think very few Kiwis would actually have a problem with most (non-violent/sex pest/rapist/pedo/etc) lolcows having some redemption arc.
 
No video from fat fuck today? What possible excuse could he have to not press upload on a video he filmed 3 to 4 weeks ago? I'm sure he was sooo busy watching Tammy wash dishes from Thanksgiving dinner or something... he just didn't have time.
Maybe he ate so much he had stroke #5 (6? 7?)
 
Hippo-crite. Aww.... Somebody don't like getting their feelings hurt on social media.
Jagoff is exactly the kind of person that removing the Youtube dislike counter from his videos was made for.

What a fucking fragile little bitch. Especially when he airs his dirty laundry online ALL THE TIME.
 
Honestly you can modulate the spice level. The Indian places I go to let you pick spice level
Yeah, most of them let you pick between "black pepper is spicy" and "jalapenos are spicy".
I think people just like her better than they like Jagoff. And if she played her cards right she could do a lot better for herself.
Any number of underfed niggers would worship her fat ass if she'd just kick her loser beach ball of a husband to the curb.
 
Yeah, most of them let you pick between "black pepper is spicy" and "jalapenos are spicy".
I like the ones that give you the option of "phall isn't spicy enough make it more spicy" too (even if it is not strictly speaking an authentic Indian dish so much as a "challenge" dish invented by British pajeets), even though I usually no longer take that and go for the merely slightly amped up vindaloo instead.

Also my current favorite Thai restaurant actually has a "Thai hot" option but it's actually exactly perfect for my tastes, not insane, but definitely a bit of a sweat. It's absolutely perfect for pad kee mao (basil noodles).

My tip is always get the second hottest option even if you are a spicehound because the top option may be a joke on Westerners. And if even the hottest option isn't enough, most places will gladly give you extra on the side (if you imply their hottest is not hot enough they may be offended and play a prank on you and then you will have to grit your teeth and muscle through it just not to lose face).
 
What's up with Jack's obsession with Stephen King lately?
King has been sperging out/virtue signaling/threatening to move to Canada ever since Mildly Memetastic M'lord Melon Musk took over Twitter. Jagoff is probably seeing his tantrums as a chance to Dunk on the Libtards®™ (while lacking the skills to do so), and to suck up some crumbs of notoriety/fame to feed his ego.
 
Haha, these two are so stupid. Can’t even send out untold numbers of digital Christmas cards without fucking up their own last name.

Merry Xmas to the Scalfanis from the Smiths
They're putting up Christmas decorations NOW?

There's a month to go before Christmas. I get it maybe starting a week or two before if you're pushing it but a month early is just... crazy. Unless you're like Target or Walgreens or something because they're already decked out with Christmas stuff and playing Christmas music in their stores. But that's a marketing thing. It's to sell stuff.

King has been sperging out/virtue signaling/threatening to move to Canada ever since Mildly Memetastic M'lord Melon Musk took over Twitter. Jagoff is probably seeing his tantrums as a chance to Dunk on the Libtards®™ (while lacking the skills to do so), and to suck up some crumbs of notoriety/fame to feed his ego.
Gotta admit Elon buying Twatter is pretty funny especially that he gave the Orange One his account back.

Seeing it now. If Trump wins in 2024 Elon Musk will be Secretary of... something. I'm sure Trump can find some bullshit job to give him. The cries of anguish from the left would be glorious to behold. Granted if Trump doesn't get the nomination then the cries of anguish from the right will also be glorious to behold.

Either way? It's going to be funny.
 
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