What's the hottest male character in a video game?

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Henry of Skalitz said:
Male Charcter, not an amalgamtion of molten metal formed by a BPD bondage Loli. Metal thing can't fuck, and if it did, things would die.
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Hey, he's definitely a human under there, just covered in bullets and pieces of blown-up Shagohod. Your argument is like saying a frozen banana isn't a banana any more once you've rolled it in chopped-up peanuts.

Anyway, alive or reanimated I don't wanna fuck Colonel Volgin. I was just piggybacking on your joke about the objective heat of Snake in the microwave hallway with the Man on Fire.
 
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Henry of Skalitz said:
Male Charcter, not an amalgamtion of molten metal formed by a BPD bondage Loli. Metal thing can't fuck, and if it did, things would die.
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bondage SHOTA thank you.

anyway you all knew who i'd say. it's krauser. the correct answer is krauser.
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Bubble Ba'ath said:
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Shit, Up the Ante. I would say Doom guy, because he went to literal Hell and the Demons still wanted a piece. but... Kratos. Went to Hell numerous times(and in different lands), fucked many a bitch, old AF, and is a Family Man, that means he can PROVIDE. Not to mention that beard and those scars. Feel his Fiery hot Spartan Rage course between your loins...View attachment 3953524
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习近平新时代中国特色社会主义思想 said:
It is a good thing, because Xi Jinping would never have come to power otherwise. He's making China even greater than before! Our leaders keep getting better with every generation, can you Westerners say the same for yours?
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You litterally posted at 1:41 PM EST which is like 2:41 AM. If you’re attempting to troll people, at least be consistent with what time you post.
 
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Playing Portal 2 somehow gave me a thing for pathetic skinny autistic nerdy white guys. I wouldn't fuck the metal ball but it definitely impacted my taste in men, you know?
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Anyway, real answer is Pyramid Head. I like how the character designers have made him progressively beefier with each iteration. He may be a manifestation of sexual violence and guilt but fucking hell..

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Kane lets you ion cannon a landmark of your choice, and goes around implying that he's a freak with all the weird S&M looking designs but not actually saying it, so you can imagine he's into whatever you like. Plus he's been a bad boy since around 4000BC so he'd show you a fun time.

Honourable mention to Gordon Freeman, but he's an unrealistic fantasy in that he's a man who shuts the fuck up for five minutes.
 
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Crystal Coomer said:
I don't care if this man is literally someone's weird, embarassing uncle, I love him.

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I was about to say I wouldn't find him embarrassing. Then I remembered how he spent months not paying his bills. There's also his alcoholism, awful puns, and junk food diet. At least he isn't Nero's power hungry deadbeat dad. Vergil's also a massive nerd who would definitely dress how V dressed. I know V stole a guy's clothes, but still.

Look at some van scenes with him. He has no idea how to communicate with anyone. How he managed to get laid is a mystery.
 
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