Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Angry New Ager]

Fun fact: lifestyle factors that screw with your endocrine system can and will make premenstrual symptoms and periods a hell of a lot worse. Obesity, shitty diet, and stress all contribute. So does excessive alcohol consumption. Clean up your shit, take care of your body, and for most women, periods will get a lot easier.

Some women really do get dealt a shitty hand, and have monster periods no matter what they do. Why? We don't know. But I can tell you that Tess is not one of them; her suffering is self-inflicted.

And I'm going to go off on a rant about her assertion that "men wouldn't be able to handle periods". Men deal with physical discomfort just fine, Tess. Otherwise, they wouldn't overwhelmingly be the ones signing up for the military, or performing at high levels in professional sports. They also wouldn't be the ones doing the kinds of essential, physically demanding jobs that are brutally hard on one's body. You know—the kinds of blue-collar men you and your "progressive" friends have utter contempt for, but would be absolutely fucked if they decided not to show up for work. They're the ones who keep the world running, and make their livings seeing to your safety and comfort so you can bitch about them while lounging in bed and eating another pint of Jeni's during Shark Week.

So fuck you, Tess; fatness aside, this is why men don't like you, and not even a fetishist wants to make you their pet piggy.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I've also heard that exercise helps with period pain as well, but Tess is fat.

 

[Local Fed]

I've also heard that exercise helps with period pain as well, but Tess is fat.

The moral trilemma of wanting to help Tess ease her period pains, not wanting to cause a devastating earthquake in California, and the thought of "It's California, hear me out..."

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

What cracks me up about "MAGA killed everyone in that gay bar" is back when all the journalist "knew" Trump "could not win" one of the few positive things ever said about him by the presstitutes was that he was better on gay rights than pretty much any other republican presidential candidate ever.

Now since he had the unmitigated gall to actually win and dared to say that tranies should not serve in the military he has became some sort of gay spree killer.

 

[NoReturn]

So, since it's recently been revealed that the shooter was supposedly nonbinary, I wonder if she'll acknowledge that. Likely not, or try to dance around it if it's ever brought up.

Of course not. The more important news is that she got a hair cut!

And I'm going to go off on a rant about her assertion that "men wouldn't be able to handle periods". Men deal with physical discomfort just fine, Tess. Otherwise, they wouldn't overwhelmingly be the ones signing up for the military, or performing at high levels in professional sports. They also wouldn't be the ones doing the kinds of essential, physically demanding jobs that are brutally hard on one's body. You know—the kinds of blue-collar men you and your "progressive" friends have utter contempt for, but would be absolutely fucked if they decided not to show up for work. They're the ones who keep the world running, and make their livings seeing to your safety and comfort so you can bitch about them while lounging in bed and eating another pint of Jeni's during Shark Week.

Not to defend Tess in any way, but it's a different type of pain and men and women feel pain differently.
Some of it is socialization, but underneath all that there's an actual biological difference.



Put another way, men wouldn't be able to handle periods is less true than the reverse: Women SHOULD BE able to handle their period.

It doesn't make men weaker, it makes women better-built to handle it. So STFU Tess you giant garbage bag of lard. Thank god you don't have a daughter.

I've also heard that exercise helps with period pain as well, but Tess is fat.

Depends on the type and source of the pain. In general, though, even yoga and walking can help. If you have endometriosis and you can feel things ripping free if you go for a run, don't do that, but movement in general? Yeah, do that.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Fun fact: lifestyle factors that screw with your endocrine system can and will make premenstrual symptoms and periods a hell of a lot worse. Obesity, shitty diet, and stress all contribute. So does excessive alcohol consumption. Clean up your shit, take care of your body, and for most women, periods will get a lot easier.

Some women really do get dealt a shitty hand, and have monster periods no matter what they do. Why? We don't know. But I can tell you that Tess is not one of them; her suffering is self-inflicted.

Interestingly enough, there are some contraceptives that can also help. IUDs, for example, can seriously lessen/shorten periods. If I can PL a bit, I used to get horrendous menstrual migraines that I had to take birth control pills for. I had to change my prescription later on due to it interacting with my epilepsy meds. Got an IUD and haven't had a period in 5 years. Maybe a day or so of cramping, a bit of spotting. Tess might want to look into something like that. Though she probably hold out hope that some man will be dumb/desperate enough to fuck her raw so she can baby trap him.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Interestingly enough, there are some contraceptives that can also help. IUDs, for example, can seriously lessen/shorten periods. If I can PL a bit, I used to get horrendous menstrual migraines that I had to take birth control pills for. I had to change my prescription later on due to it interacting with my epilepsy meds. Got an IUD and haven't had a period in 5 years. Maybe a day or so of cramping, a bit of spotting. Tess might want to look into something like that. Though she probably hold out hope that some man will be dumb/desperate enough to fuck her raw so she can baby trap him.

Okay, but do you know how much effort it will take to stick an IUD in her? Gonna need straps and hydraulics to get the gunt and fat out of the way for one thing. Poor doctor will never look at a vagina the same way again.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Okay, but do you know how much effort it will take to stick an IUD in her? Gonna need straps and hydraulics to get the gunt and fat out of the way for one thing. Poor doctor will never look at a vagina the same way again.

Thanks for that mental image.
My point is that contraceptives have been prescribed to help with menstrual cycle problems, not just for birth control. I'm no expert on the matter, but it would do Mess a world of good to look into other options if her periods are truly as awful as she makes them out to be.

 

[Jumpingintrash]

Thanks for that mental image.
My point is that contraceptives have been prescribed to help with menstrual cycle problems, not just for birth control. I'm no expert on the matter, but it would do Mess a world of good to look into other options if her periods are truly as awful as she makes them out to be.

But but....then she can't be the strong enduring victim/survivor dammit!

 

[The Jackal]

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"Many of these RNA molecules are encoded by genes on the X chromosome, of which there are two copies in most women."

Is that just trans-activist newspeak or are there actually women who don't have two X chromosomes?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

"Many of these RNA molecules are encoded by genes on the X chromosome, of which there are two copies in most women."

Is that just trans-activist newspeak or are there actually women who don't have two X chromosomes?

There are conditions that can cause all sorts of issues with sex chromosomes.
Example:
Turner Syndrome:

Overview. Turner syndrome, a condition that affects only females, results when one of the X chromosomes (sex chromosomes) is missing or partially missing. Turner syndrome can cause a variety of medical and developmental problems, including short height, failure of the ovaries to develop and heart defects.

 

[NoReturn]

She can fit in a bath?

 

[Gay Mouth]

Okay, but do you know how much effort it will take to stick an IUD in her? Gonna need straps and hydraulics to get the gunt and fat out of the way for one thing. Poor doctor will never look at a vagina the same way again.

I think Tess brags. Her talking about her period is some weird “SEE I GET MY PERIOD” thing. She only brings it up once or twice a year and it’s always tinted with glee that she is in the girl’s club.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

She can fit in a bath?
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I already made a President Taft joke earlier in the thread, but the way she's going I still wouldn't put it past her to actually get stuck someday.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Tess is not the type to go to the doctor to do anything about her period or even get a medical opinion about it. She knows they will see her purple extremities, her irritability from being tired due to a triple threat of untreated diabetes, obstructive sleep apnea, and being horrifically out of shape…she’s not going to put herself out there like that, her ego won’t allow it. Even if she goes doctor shopping to find a quack (and there are plenty of them out there who want to burnish their progressive bonafides than be objective), they will direct conversation to the numerous major health issues she clearly has that are present and easily observable. So if that means having agonizing periods, so be it, it’s better to her than the alternative.

 

[NoReturn]

Did she spill or is that a stain?

 

[multiverse]

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Did she spill or is that a stain?

She's just sweating buckets, like the fats do. I'll bet she keeps the AC blasting in that car constantly and poor Bowie is always freezing cold.

 

[The Jackal]

She's just sweating buckets, like the fats do. I'll bet she keeps the AC blasting in that car constantly and poor Bowie is always freezing cold.

I'm sure she does sweat buckets, but it looks more like she spilt a drink to me, considering it's right in front of her mouth.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

I'm sure she does sweat buckets, but it looks more like she spilt a drink to me, considering it's right in front of her mouth.

If she just got out of bed and has night-sweats, then it's entirely possible it's sweat (if she slept in that shirt). Or sweat from wiping it off her face with her shirt. Unless the drink is full to the very top, I don't think a drink spill would be that high up.

 

[multiverse]

I'm sure she does sweat buckets, but it looks more like she spilt a drink to me, considering it's right in front of her mouth.

¿Porque no los dos?

Fat sweats profusely, spills Big Gulp on t-shirt, more news at 11.